S71 PT#5: That's a Wrap
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Written Task: The drama is over. Your team will not be moved to Saskatoon, you have a real pro-level arena again, and your owner has stopped asking you to get involved in local politics on his behalf. For now. But he has one last thing to request your input on: the special event for opening night!
What special event, gimmick, promotion, or otherwise memorable frosting will you add to your team's opening night cake in your brand new stadium? What's something your fans will never forget? (150+ words) Ok picture this, it's opening night in Hamilton. It's loud, roaring load in fact, so loud you can't hear yourself think. When the cake is rolled out onto the ice it's simple, plain in fact. How curious! The crowd quiets down so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Then you hear a low rumble. Wait that rumble, it's coming from the cake! Slowly it grows and grows when suddenly a live POLAR BEAR ON THE BACK ON A GIANT MECHANICAL HAWK BURSTS FROM THE CAKE! IT FLIES AROUND THE STADIUM, JUST POLAR BEAR FUR AND CAKE EVERYWHERE! THE CROWD ROARS TO LIFE LOUDER THAN BEFORE. ITS DEAFENING WHEN SUDDENLY. The bird and the bear disappear. Was it real? A hologram? The only evidence it was there in the first place is cake everywhere. The lights come on and the players come out. The players act like nothing happened but in the distance you hear a cry of a hawk followed by the low bellow of a polar bear. Maybe it really did hap pen. Turd Ferguson
Turd Ferguson
Era Single Season PIM Leader
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