The cake will obviously be the most obnoxious cake I could possibly conceive. It will be like 5 layers like a wedding cake, where every layer gets skinnier than the next. On top of that, the topper will be @Zombiewolf and I in a very VERY sexually charged embrace. Of course, it will be PG for the kids (unfortunately). We want to keep it classy. Each layer will be a different flavor: chocolate, red velvet, vanilla, carrot and fruit and each layer will have different icing on it. I will also strategically hide a nice surprise inside every layer of the cake, just to keep people on their toes. Inside the first layer, there will be a hot dog. Inside the second layer, there will be a Taco Bell supreme beef taco. Inside the third layer, there will be a smaller version of the cake, but it will be made entirely out of dog food. Inside the fourth layer, there will be a single tooth from a homeless man and inside the last layer there will be a live grenade.