Opening Night

I have two words for you: live bears or at least one live bear really. In light of the abysmal season that the Grizzlies just had, we're going to need something truly stupendous to put butts back in the seat and I think that is a few real life bears for the folks to see. There must be a circus or something around that we can rent a bear or two from and then it's just a matter of designing some truly memorable events like: pet a bear! We can have the kids be able to pet a real live bear. We could make it informational too, tie in a message about conservation and keeping the forests healthy while we entertain. Have some folks from the zoo there to give out information and to tranq the bear if it decides to get all slashy with a kid who won't stop petting it.

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