Written Task: Tell me what your player wants their team's goalie to do to make their specific role easier. If your player is a goalie, tell me what you do to make your forwards' lives a little easier!

Being a goalie isn't easy. In fact, it's pretty damn hard. I've tried it a lot. I'm an excellent ball hockey goalie and I used to be fairly good at ice hockey while being between the pipes when I was about 12-17. That was 12-17 years ago though! Cigarettes and lots of food happened. I've quit smoking, but I still remember the days of playing some drop in, playing for about 15-20 and then laying on the ice on my back with a smoke in my mouth, absolutely dying. Up, down, up, down. Them legs feel like a barbies melted by a fire afterwards. Pure rubber! So the thought crosses your mind... how do you make it easier?

Well, give your D-men some bigger leg pads for starters. Them pucks coming at you at high speeds hurts to block, but if you feel it less, you're going to block more. It helps the goalie out huge. Maybe we can even make them out of some nano fiber carbon material to make it light, easy cost effective and hard enough to feel sweet, fuck all. Next? Change the goalie gear. In fact, fuck it. Make it the nano fiber carbon material that we're going to use with the player pads, except we're also going to transition from the material we use now, to something a little lighter. They'll mostly look the same, but they're going to feel slightly different. Then? Why not add some technology in them. IDK what yet. USB cords, bluetooth maybe for some helmet music.. maybe we can add it all to the goalien helmets too... AND a microphone and headset so the goalie can let his boys know in front of them.

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