Option 1

Since I accidentally brought adults over instead of children, I ran into a few hurdles. So I had to go post an advertisement to hire some child actors who could do an Australian accent. If they were somewhat athletic that was a bonus because then they might actually play hockey. The results were a disaster. Most of the kids overacted and just used the same awful Australian cliches which I won't repeat here. When I finally got them on the ice, none of them could skate or even really knew the purpose of the game. My team was crushed by all opponents. The actors were under the impression that their stunt doubles could play for them. I think we all learned a valuable lesson from this exercise. I need to read the fine print and recruit appropriately. The adults were upset that I wasted their time and the actor's parents are threatening legal action. Things can't get much worse.