this season, rip thunderdome 2013-2023 was tasked with creating a new advanced analytic to measure success of the players in the simulation hockey league. why he would be asked to do this, i truly have no idea, as rip thunderdome has absolutely zero background in analytics or math, and its honestly a really stupid person overall. however, he was asked to do so and rip thunderdome always does the job asked of him, so here we are. in order to give himself the best chance at being nominated for the ryan jesster trophy for rookie of the year, rip thunderdome has created the average prayers per 60 stat. this stat is pretty self explanitory. the stat measures the amount of prayers that god receives per 60 minutes a player is on the ice. rip thunderdome will obviously have the highest metrics in this stat as when he is on the ice, people pray in remembrance of the thunderdome.