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xSmiths/60 - Expected Smiths per 60. This is a stat based on the English rockband "The Smiths". It represents the number of times, on average, a player is expected to make references to, refer to directly, sing, or otherwise acknowledge the Smith's lyrics, or otherwise embody qualities exemplified by the Smiths over 60 minutes of ToI. This stat can be measured by players engaging in anti-corporate activity (Breaking sticks, concealing logos, disparaging sponsors, expressing an unwillingness to submit to capitalist structure, etc), acting nonchalant, such as standing around while teammates are fighting, or posing with a dour expression in the faceoff circle. Expressing their angst during a intermission interview, going on a depressing rant against a brand sponsor, acting miserable or inviting pity onto themselves post game. All of these can be expected to add to a player's xSmiths/60 stat. Currently the stat has no way to track catchy basslines or keyboard hooks, even though those were certainly prominent on the band's music. Critics of the stat suggest it should be called xMorrissey/60 because of this.