Milestones 2 TPE

PBE Affiliate Claim 3 TPE DirkDigglet -> DorkDipplet



Wow! What an honor for Anchorage to select Muon Collider to be the one to help and decide the item to give to the fans on fan appreciation day! Honeslty, I'm surprised, as a relative newcomer to the Armada, that I'd be selected over either of our fantastic GMs, well... the one fantastic GM or also Gabe, but also that some of the more seasoned, successful, or experienced players weren't selected to take a hand in this. Perhaps someone in the Human Resources department noticed that Muon has a particularly successful sense of style. Anyway, if Muon is to design a product for fan appreciation day, it need to cover a few things. First of all, it needs to really pop. I don't like things like this that give out simple pens, or notepads, or stress balls. No, Muon would want to give the fans something really, nice, something worth keeping, and something they can show off and say that they are proud that they went to fan appreciation day and they got this thing. Another requirement is that it has to be a something that really represents Anchorage, hopefully both as a franchise, and as a team, and the city itself. It needs to resonate with the fans, and show that the team appreciates them, not just as people that come and buy tickets and hot dogs and over priced beers, but as people of the city, that come out every night and support the team and everything that we do for them. Thirdly, it can't be too expensive. Now I know this might contradict the first point, but hear me out. I want it to be something that is not a cheap piece of garbage, but I also want it to be something that can be economical enough that we can really let all the fans in, and no one that takes the time out of their day to make it to fan appreciation day is left empty handed. The fans come out to support the team and the least that we can do is to give them something worthwhile to remember the team and the day when they leave and go back to their lives. So, putting all that together, and I think really the answer is a full on swag bag. First off, the bag does not need to be anything too special, since it's just the thing that will hold the cool stuff, something simple, obviously branded with the team logo should suffice. Then, inside the bag we will put a few things. First off, a Muon Collider bobble head (certainly you did not think that I would leave myself out of the bag I am designing, did you?) Second off, an Armada pen, and not just any pen, I want it to be a good, metal clicky astronaut pen, the kind that can write upside down with. They never look much cooler, but it's always fun to say to your friends, "Hey, I have one of those pens the astronauts use that can write upside down!" See? It's the little things, they go a long way with the fans. Then I think to round it all out, you add two little things that can be made cheap and will really help to fill out the bag. First a T-shirt in our colors, so that the fans can come and fill the stadium in our colors, that always makes for a cool scene. Secondly, a team towel for them to wave, when Muon is slapping passes left and right.