S75 PT#2: Bobby Oh-Boy
Due: Monday, February 26th @ 11:59pm PST
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Bongo
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I totally regret not talking to number four Bobby Orr for a longer amount of time on Thursday when I inexplicably encountered his ghost, although Bobby Orr is still alive. - perhaps it was a clairaudient type supernatural time disorienting event. Anyway I went to practice the following day and boy oh boy I was sniping ridiculous Genos and chucking crazy assist saucer styles- I really felt like Bobby frickin Orr ! I thought maybe I should sacrifice for the anchorage armada and play defense rather than offense. I then thought that perhaps this would be too much like that fellow from the kraken, who is projected to be the number one SHL draft pick. I didn’t want to be a total poser so when I felt the presence of Bobby Orr possess my body, I pretended I couldn’t skate and I held the boards like a toddler. I didn’t want anyone being suspicious and asking me “hey man are you Bobby Orr are you interested in playing on defense?” I really hope Bobby doesn’t possess me anymore because I do not want to play defense.
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