Option 1:

Simo refuses to take part in the first iteration of this scheme because it stipulated "friendly takeover" and he doesn't do that. No no, when Simo takes over the SHL Chirper account for a night it's a night where no holds are barred and no aspect of idiot fans go un-insulted. Frequent attack lines from disgruntled fans include Simo's low offensive output ("lmao they dont pay me to score, the only one here who tries to score and cant is u at the bar every night") and the perceived weakening and softness the SHL has adopted with the phasing out of fights (to which Simo replies by chirping gifs of crushing hits from the last season, normally adding words to the effect of "oh yeh this looks mega weak u dumbass"). The SHL are regretting the agreement within 20 minutes of takeover; unfortunately, Simo, his agent and members of the Falcons PR staff were very clear about ensuring he'd have an uninterrupted 4 hours to work and would not be punished after the fact.