Written Option 2

Agent Tesla: Dave you don't really get to interact much with the public at large given I have staff handle all of your day to day necessities. That said how do you think you would handle such an encounter if you were to run into fans when out and about?

Dave Heinrich: Well I also don't really get vacation time because of the eldritch abomination that holds the contractual rights to my soul and so I do have to spend a lot of time with fans. Kids are my favorite; I always love signing whatever collectible they put in front of me, and I am happy to take as many photos as they want. Polite adult fans I am happy to oblige as well and in either case I am also willing to talk shop if they have an interest in the deeper game. The occasional bad apple pops up every now and then, but in that regard I can always rely on my agent who has a fondness for making them disappear before they can cause too much trouble. What do you do to them anyway?

Agent Tesla: This response redacted by legal. Note from legal: We need a bigger therapy budget.

Dave Heinrich: Oh.

Agent Tesla: Well I am glad to know that you treat the innocent children right. Of course I would have known if you hadn't and made sure you suffered appropriately, but it is nice to know I chose well when I picked you to be the player I would parade around.

Dave Heinrich: Thanks...I think?

Agent Tesla: You're welcome!