First off they would be fools to have my player announce the first pick of the draft. I barely know my own teammates names and you want me to say the name of some other person I've never met? But let's just say they prepped me well and the person's name is something simple like Joe Smith. Can't mess that up right? Wrong? I'd like to welcome Smoe Jith to the team! Then throw a slice of cheese on his face like they do to cats or babies or whatnot. It's never too early to show who the alpha is right?

Just kidding! I would study hard to make sure I remember their name and pronounce it correctly. Slowly walk up to the lectern and go "with the first pick of the draft the New England wolfpack pick Joe Smith" and stand there deadpan. Can't get in trouble for doing exactly what they want right?