1. Milestones
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3. To spice up the new All-Star format even further, I would introduce celebrity players. That’s right, in fake hockey, with fake players, we are going to introduce irl celebrities. We can contact them and give them XXX TPE and let them apply that as they see fit to their player. And then that celebrity player can be a star in fake hockey too! I’m sure the registration list will be very long, but we may need to start with small or local celebrities and work our way up to Jason Samoa and Dwayne Johnson. I do think we should implement a rule that if that celebrity (or a character they played) is being used as a player or render they are INELIGIBLE to be a Star All-Star in All-Star week. Sorry but sometimes life is not fair and I don’t want to deal without doppelgangers and confusion. I am already confused enough. 

152 words +3 TPE


4. Which of the teams can field the best first line, first pair or goalie tandem? What makes them the best?

ATL could field the best first line because in the order of ROYGBIV (rainbow) they are the most red (based on the teams the players are coming from) in my opinion and I also think that will directly correlate to a best first line. Not to mention they also have some solid players stacked on their team. That might help a little.

Words- 62 +1 TPE


6. Who do you think should be captain of each team? Why?


I think that Bojo Biscuit should be the cap of ATL because “Bojo” has similar vibes to “NoJo” and I’m pretty self centered and egotistical so I like that name. 
In regards to CTL I obviously am going to pick a Winnipeg alum (remember, self-centered) and therefore I will pick Noah Smith because his name is easy to write and does not require CTRL+C and CTRL-P like most of the other names would.
NTH cap has got to be Shootin Blanks because with that name? You know he’s just gaslighting people and he does not in fact shoot blanks. And we want the cap to be ready to actually shoot so, Shootin Blanks it is.
PCF gets the honor of Justin Time as the cap. I like the name, and remember, when you vote for cap it's all a popularity vote after all! And since I’m the only one writing this prompt what I say goes! 

Words- 157 +3 TPE


(I know I accidently went over and that adds up to 9TPE but it's capped at 8)