Task 1. +2

https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3628707


Task 11. 204 words. +4

My dearest Mildred,

I hope this letter finds you well. As you probably saw from the season the New England Wolfpack just had, things did not exactly go as planned. I mostly blame our general manager Luke, but as embarrassed as I am that I requested a trade from Buffalo to chase cups and then they ended up doing better than New England did, I have to admit I was not nearly as good as I should have been. After all, I am 4’6” tall and approximately 350 pounds. I am considering canceling my sponsorship with Taco Bell and I think I will start eating right. I may hire a nutritionist and maybe even a trainer to teach me how to lift weights. I also heard about this experimental surgery you can get in Turkmenistan that lengthens all your bones and can add up to a foot of height. I would still be the shortest player in the league, but at least I wouldn’t be 2 feet shorter than most players on the ice. My only worry is how much it will be, as I have heard it can cost upwards of 200 thousand dollars. I spent all my contract money on Taco Bell.


Task 12. 104 words. +2

I honestly think Luke should win some sort of legacy award for the league. He has put this damn website on his back and done so much for all of us. All this while also running a team and having quite a bit of success doing it. Perhaps we could call it something like “the Luke Award for guys who are really good dudes and also named Luke” and just award it to him every year since no one else really qualifies for it in this league, that I know of at least. He does a lot for the league though for real. He should be recognized.