1: https://simulationhockey.com/showthread....pid3626727 (3 TPE)

8. Kral King… people shake in fear when they hear that name. With a big 33 goals and 48 assists for a total of 81 points, King was the heart and soul of what ended up being a not so great season. In a strong western conference, being able to put up numbers like these are very impressive. Even if he was a few short of the leaderboard, still being able to put up these crazy numbers on a weaker season is something to be proud of. How often do you see a player casually put up this many points? I think Kral King was an obvious choice for both his excellency both through scoring and through passing.

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11. Dear Greyson Willis,
Even though we fight both on and off the ice, both in the good times and the bad we always come out incredibly beaten. How would you like to come down to Latvia with me this season? It would be so much fun and I already have a whole intense training regiment planned out! I know I’m not supposed to help the enemy, but you might get eaten by a bear so it’s up to the flip of a coin! We’ll start off by doing suicides on the rink with 5 tons strapped to both our chest and our back! Then we will put pucks in one of those tennis ball dispensers and practice using both our body and our sticks to block them. After that we can run a Triathlon like 3 whole times! Then after that short warm up we can get to the real stuff and play some pond hockey with some bears!

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