I think if bongo would fight soemone it would be a very small man or a girl because like tom myers he is misogynist and mean to small people.. i think that Bongo would fight Calgary Dragons' 150 lb right winger Jennifer Huh. Bongo would probably use judo grips that shoyo hinata had taught him and absolutely pound jennifer right in the chiclets multiple times. he would porbably break both of her orbital bones and after fracturing her jaw and allowing her to turtle on the ice, he'd probably punch her in the lungs and with a hammer fist technique.

bongo would then proceed to taunt the calgary crowd with middle fingers and the 'go to sleep' emote (two hands prayer-style next to the ears and audibly snoring). When the replay is shown on the jumbotron bongo would go crazy and start punching the glass and growling at the fans. he would not get suspended but the boys would likely be scared to hang out with him after.