We will do a nice commercial with nice music. It needs to be a nice mood for winning and competition so well will go with Lil Tjay's song "Shoot for the Stars" featuring Fivio Foreign. Then we will need to feature big players from each of the teams which are the Manhattan Rage, Hamilton Steelhawks, Buffalo Stampede, Chicago Syndicate, Edmonton Blizzard, New Orleans Specters, Texas Renegades, and Calgary Dragons. So when we do the players we will do the following ones:
Aaron Wilson (scoring goal), Peter Larson (making a huge save), Monkey D. Luffy (scoring goal), Parker Smeb (making a big hit), Emiko Specter (making a big save), Mike Izzy (making a big hit), Jimmy Slothface (making a perfect pass for a one timer goal), and Andreas Kvalheim (stealing the pick from an opponent).
It will be so dramatic and at the end it will show clips of some recent teams in the playoffs to win cups like the Specters and Steelhawks and Stampede and then it will be like who will win tune in to the playoffs to find out yeah!
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This one is going to follow an extra loud commercial and it will immediately cut to a black scene with silence. The transition will immediate catch the attention of the viewers as the black slowly fades to the savanna where we see a regal, but old line slowly walking towards the sunset. The lion in front of us is majestic, a large mane, a thick coat, and powerful stride through its kingdom. The lion in this scene does not flinch as other animals pass by, muscle rippling throughout its body with each step. The lion moves with purpose and confidence, but slowly. Eventually you notice the lion getting smaller as it continues its walk towards the setting sun in the distance. It is impossible to ignore the magnificence of the creature, king of its domain. However, as it gets further in the distance you begin to experience sadness. The lion looks back at you from the distance, a tear in both of your eyes. As the scene fades to black Don’t Stop Me Now, by Queen comes blaring out of your television and THE AUGMENT’S LAST RIDE ….NEXT SEASON….appears in bold face caps on your TV. The commercial ends.
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The commercial would feature the big stars of the SMJHL such as reigning MVP Ryuuji Minamino, speedster Jimmy Wagner and a few of the elite snipers such as Sven Svenson, Mats Marner, Jaska Seppala, and Zoltan Topalo. Of course we couldn’t forget the bruisers and slick defense of James LeBlond, Adam Friedland, Pojo Biscuit, and Mikkel Asmus Sondergard. And last, but not least the league’s star goalies Scoochie Stratton, Cale Amundsen, and Separa Borro.
Each of them would be featured in the 30 second commercial making dazzling moves, throwing fists, crushing hits, and awesome saves to the chorus of Phantogram’s song “Black Out Days”. I chose this song because it’s a recognizable tune that isn’t overly done yet. The music and highlights would also be accompanied with a few exciting messages in between to gain interest for the viewers, such as “Watch the developing stars of the future compete today for the Four Star Cup!” as well as quick clips of fans heading into their favorite team’s arena.
Ethan Duncan | #11 | D | Winnipeg Aurora | 2407 Peak TPE
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 192 lbs
Birthplace: United States
S52 SMJHL Draft: 46th Overall by the Kelowna Knights
S53 SHL Draft: 6th Overall by the West Kendall Platoon
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
S56 | BAP | GP: 50 | G: 09 | A: 08 | P: 17 | +/-: -31 | PIM: 24 | HIT: 12 | SB: 35 | FO%: 53.2
S57 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 06 | A: 29 | P: 35 | +/-: -27 | PIM: 56 | HIT: 20 | SB: 58 | FO%: 54.6
S58 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 37 | P: 58 | +/-: +18 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 71 | SB: 62 | FO%: 54.9
S59 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 35 | P: 53 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 29 | HIT: 103 | SB: 52 | FO%: 51.7
S60 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 24 | A: 40 | P: 64 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 106 | SB: 11 | FO%: 49.3
S61 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 26 | A: 49 | P: 75 | +/-: +42 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 123 | SB: 35 | FO%: 50.9
S62 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 47 | P: 83 | +/-: +26 | PIM: 22 | HIT: 120 | SB: 17 | FO%: 51.4
S63 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 40 | A: 50 | P: 90 | +/-: +51 | PIM: 10 | HIT: 88 | SB: 1
S64 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 31 | A: 38 | P: 69 | +/-: +31 | PIM: 12 | HIT: 74 | SB: 6
S65 | BAP | GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: +19 | PIM: 30 | HIT: 103 | SB: 3
S66 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 14 | A: 36 | P: 50 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 73 | SB: 99
S67 | WPG | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 32 | P: 55 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 36 | HIT: 63 | SB: 106
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Total | GP: 776 | G: 283 | A: 437 | P: 720 | +/-: +192 | PIM: 307 | HIT: 956 | SB: 485 | FO%: 52.4
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S58 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 05 | SB: 04 | FO%: 56.6
S59 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 05 | G: 01 | A: 02 | P: 03 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 06 | SB: 05 | FO%: 53.7
S60 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 12 | G: 01 | A: 05 | P: 06 | +/-: -02 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 13 | SB: 02 | FO%: 45.7
S61 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 18 | G: 05 | A: 08 | P: 13 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 48 | SB: 09 | FO%: 46.4
S62 Playoffs | BAP | GP: 15 | G: 04 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: +05 | PIM: 00 | HIT: 20 | SB: 08 | FO%: 48.0
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Total | GP: 40 | G: 08 | A: 17 | P: 25 | +/-: -01 | PIM: 08 | HIT: 72 | SB: 20 | FO%: 48.6
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Achievements
S53: Occasus Trophy
S53: Colin Schmidt Award (Team Award)
S54-S55: Voted Alternate Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S54: Laurifer Trophy
S54: WJC Gold Medalist (GM/Player)
S62: Third Team All-Star
S63: President's Trophy
S63: IIHF Gold Medalist
S63: Lance Uppercut Award
S63: Second Team All-Star
S65: IIHF Top Forward
S67: President's Trophy
S67: Second Team All-Star
S69: President's Trophy
S71: President's Trophy
S72: Challenge Cup Champion
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Ryan Shepard || #21 || C || Chicago Syndicate || S50 || 2086 TPE
Age: 22
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190lbs
Birthplace: Slave Lake, Alberta
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics:
S49| KEL| GP:50| G:5 | A:6 | P:11| +\-:-2 | PIM:12| H:30| SH%:7.58
S50| KEL| GP:50| G:17| A:38| P:55| +\-:17| PIM:40| H:43| SH%:12.78
S51| KEL| GP:50| G:15| A:26| P:41| +\-:3| PIM:12| H:52| SH%:11.28
S52| KEL| GP:50| G:17| A:31| P:48| +\-:29| PIM:8| H:58| SH%:11.89%
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics:
S49| KEL| GP:17| G:5| A:1| P:6| +\-:-7| PIM:0| H:14| SH%:29.41
S50| KEL| GP:6| G:1| A:2| P:3| +\-:0| PIM:0| H:10| SH%:4.55
S51| KEL| GP:20| G:6| A:6| P:12| +\-:0| PIM:12| H:18| SH%:13.33
S52| KEL| GP:13| G:4| A:7| P:11| +\-:0| PIM:12| H:20| SH%:13.79
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Awards & Achievements:
S49 - SMJHL: Drafted 1st overall by Kelowna
S50 - SHL: Drafted 5th overall by Chicago
S50 - S52: Captain of the Kelowna Knights
S50: WJC Silver Medal
S51: WJC Gold Medal
S52: WJC Silver Medal
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My commercial would center around the matchups and stars. For the SMJHL I'd grab quotes from players like Ryuuji Minamino, Jimmy Wagner, Kyle Sutton, try to mix older and newer players. About why the Four star would mean so much to them. Whether it's their last before they graduate to the Pros or if they're trying to create a dynasty. Play highlight packs from the teams and jump to the interviews in parts. For a soundtrack to back it I'd use
Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand . The song just bangs and I really think it would be great hype song for the playoffs. As for series I would highlight Newfoundland and Quebec City mostly since Newfoundland was the best team in the regular season. I would also highlight Colorado and Kelowna as that would be a really close series with high entertainment value. With the right editing I think this campaign would do a great job highlighting the best players currently in the league and that will make an impact at the next level.
In New Orleans we had local advertisements on all our regional TV broadcasts. There were a bunch of general play off promotions but also some new Orleans specters themed ones as well. One of the main ads was a rip straight out of the YouTube classics section. To the tune of Nelly's "here comes the boom" it was a compilation of new Orleans specters players laying waste to their opponents all around the rink. Darnell Johnson illegally elbowing Gabe Johnson in the head, Aleister Cain slashing all and sundry, Nicholas Williams running Connor Tanner into the boards and Charlie Serpe pummelling Cassius Darrow into submission were just a few of the clips cut in. There were a few complaints that it glorified violence but it served its purpose of rarking up all the southerners and getting them interested in hockey for one week of the year. Let's hope NOLA goes all the way so we can see more of these adds every time there is a commercial break.
Credit to Ml002, King, Wasty, Carpy, Bruins10, Rum_Ham, Turd Ferguson, Ragnar and Enigmatic for the sigs.
| C | Red Kirkby | Philadelphia | NZ | 1561 |S64-
SMJHL career:
-Picked 29th by ANC in the 63rd SMJHL draft
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SMJHL stats
S63 | GP:66 | G:16 A:15 P:31 | -19 | PIM:16 | H:101 | SB:38
S64 | GP:66 | G:11 A:27 P:38 | -33 | PIM:17 | H:166 | SB:27
S65 | GP:66 | G:15 A:24 P:39 | -20 | PIM:86 | H:118 | SB:23
SMJHL playoff stats
S63 | DNQ
S64 | GP:4 | G:1 A:3 P:4 | -1 | PIM:0 | H:8 | SB:5
S65 | DNQ
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SHL stats
S66 | GP:66 | G:15 A:21 P:36 | -11 | PIM:36 | H:48 | SB:47
S67 | GP:66 | G:33 A:26 P:59 | 27 | PIM:22 | H:81 | SB:42
S68 | GP:66 | G:40 A:34 P:74 | 24 | PIM:44 | H:70 | SB:34
S69 | GP:66 | G:36 A:45 P:81 | 34 | PIM:43 | H:66 | SB:50
S69 | GP:66 | G:63 A:69 P:132 | 62 | PIM:58 | H:96 | SB:57
SHL playoff stats
S66 | GP:7 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | 2 | PIM:4 | H:4 | SB:2
S67 | GP:7 | G:5 A:3 P:8 | -2 | PIM:2 | H:2 | SB:6
S68 | GP:5 | G:1 A:4 P:5 | -3 | PIM: 4 | H:3 | SB:2
S69 | GP:21 | G:16 A:14 P:30 | 15 | PIM:10 | H:15 | SB:13
S69 | GP:18 | G:8 A:19 P:27 | 8 | PIM:18 | H:18 | SB:15
| D | Rex Kirkby | Philadelphia | UK | 2114 TPE peak |S43-S63
SMJHL career:
-Picked 42nd by ANC in the 42nd SMJHL draft
-Traded to St Louis in S43
SHL career:
-Picked 10th by WKP in the 43rd SHL draft
-Traded to New England S53
-Traded to New Orleans S55
-Free Agent to Atlanta S57
-Traded to Buffalo S59
-Voted to the all rookie team S44
-Won Challenge Cup [48]
-Won Bojo Biscuit Award [49,50,51]
-1st team allstar [55]
-2nd team allstar [50]
-3rd team allstar [51, 58]
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SMJHL stats
S42- GP:50 G:4 A:16 P:20 +/-:-13 PIM:36 H:70 SB:39
S43- GP:51 G:7 A:21 P:28 +/-:-9 PIM:44 H:88 SB:61
SMJHL playoff stats
S42- GP:9 G1 A:2 P:3 +/-:2 PIM:14 H:11 SB:5
S43- GP:12 G:0 A:4 P:4 +/-:2 PIM:12 H:16 SB:20
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SHL stats
S44 | GP:50 | G:2 A:16 P:18 | +15 | PIM:16 | H:44 | SB:55
S45 | GP:50 | G:3 A:14 P:17 | -1 | PIM:8 | H:26 | SB:55
S46 | GP:50 | G:5 A:20 P:25 | +6 | PIM:12 | H:53 | SB:59
S47 | GP:50 | G:11 A:22 P:33 | +11 | PIM:28 | H:58 | SB:66
S48 | GP:50 | G:11 A:18 P:29 | -1 | PIM:22 | H:50 | SB:67
S49 | GP:50 | G:9 A:32 P:41 | +21 | PIM:48 | H:139 | SB:63
S50 | GP:50 | G:8 A:36 P:44 | +3 | PIM:72 | H:154 | SB:88
S51 | GP:50 | G:10 A:27 P:37 | -10 | PIM:73 | H:152 | SB:93
S52 | GP:50 | G:12 A:23 P:35 | -2 | PIM:48 | H:144 | SB:78
S53 | GP:50 | G:9 A:28 P:37 | +30 | PIM:18 | H:78 | SB:90
S54 | GP:50 | G:7 A:32 P:39 | +23 | PIM:4 | H:78 | SB:120
S55 | GP:50 | G:10 A:34 P:44 | +26 | PIM:28 | H:83 | SB:128
S56 | GP:50 | G:7 A:26 P:33 | +12 | PIM:16 | H:94 | SB:91
S57 | GP:62 | G:8 A:44 P:52 | -5 | PIM:46 | H:116 | SB:143
S58 | GP:66 | G:14 A:40 P:54 | +14 | PIM:26 | H:70 | SB:134
S59 | GP:71 | G:12 A:36 P:48 | +3 | PIM:30 | H:24 | SB:104
S60 | GP:66 | G:7 A:30 P:37 | -23 | PIM:16 | H:84 | SB:119
S61 | GP:66 | G:9 A:29 P:38 | +1 | PIM:6 | H:107 | SB:99
S62 | GP:66 | G:8 A:21 P:29 | +24 | PIM:8 | H:83 | SB:90
S63 | GP:66 | G:7 A:16 P:23 | +2 | PIM:18 | H:63 | SB:71
Total | GP:1112 | G:169 A:544 P:713 | +123 | PIM:543 | H:1700 | SB:1817
SHL playoff stats
S44 | GP:18 | G:1 A:6 P:7 | +5 | PIM:12 | H:24 | SB:15
S45 | GP:18 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S47 | GP:15 | G:1 A:7 P:8 | +0 | PIM:6 | H:8 | SB:15
S48 | GP:10 | G:0 A:4 P:4 | +0 | PIM:6 | H: 16 | SB:17
S49 | GP:7 | G:2 A:2 P:4 | -2 | PIM:12 | H: 9 | SB:11
S53 | GP:11 | G:2 A:7 P:9 | -5 | PIM:16 | H: 30 | SB:29
S55 | GP:20 | G:5 A:10 P:15 | +6 | PIM:2 | H: 31 | SB:60
S56 | GP:5 | G:0 A:0 P:0 | -3 | PIM:0 | H: 3 | SB:13
S57 | GP:10 | G:0 A:8 P:8 | +2 | PIM:2 | H: 18 | SB:18
S57 | GP:11 | G:1 A:2 P:3 | +4 | PIM:6 | H: 21 | SB:9
S59 | GP:19 | G:3 A:7 P:10 | +11 | PIM:0 | H: 31 | SB:16
S60 | GP:6 | G:0 A:5 P:5 | 0 | PIM:2 | H: 11 | SB:6
S61 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | +1 | PIM:0 | H: 10 | SB:11
S62 | GP:6 | G:0 A:2 P:2 | +3 | PIM:2 | H: 7 | SB:10
S63 | GP:6 | G:0 A:1 P:1 | -7 | PIM:6 | H: 9 | SB:6
| Max Brannagan | Philadelphia Forge GM | S60- | Anchorage Armada GM (retired)| S44-S56|
Forge Regular Season Records:
S60: 30-33-3
S61: 30-27-9
S62: 32-25-9
S63: 34-22-10
S64: 38-23-5
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Forge Post Season Records:
S60: 2-4 1st round exit vs Baltimore
S61: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S62: 2-4 1st round exit vs Tampa
S63: 2-4 1st round exit vs Hamilton
S64: 0-4 1st round exit vs Buffalo
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Armada Regular Season Records:
S44: 23-21-6 6th place
S45: 30-16-4 2nd place
S46: 26-21-3 4th place
S47: 25-20-5 6th place
S48: 26-22-2 6th place
S49: 21-25-4 10th place
S50: 29-18-3 2nd place
S51: 28-16-6 2nd place
S52: 21-23-6 9th place
S53: 29-18-3 3rd place
S54: 22-23-5 8th place
S55: 35-12-3 3rd place
S56: 29-17-4 3rd place
Total record: 344-252-54
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Armada Post Season Records:
S44: 3-4 1st round exit vs Vancouver
S45: 2-4 2nd round exit vs Colorado
S46: 6-5 3rd round exit Vs St. Louis
S47: 0-4 2nd round exit Vs Vancouver
S48: 5-5 3rd round exit Vs Vancouver
S49: 6-7 2nd round exit Vs Detroit
S50: 7-4 3rd round exit Vs Carolina
S51: 12-8 ★★★★ winners
S52: 2-4 1st round exit vs Newfoundland
S53: 3-4 1st round exit vs Anaheim
S54: 3-4 1st round exit vs Kelowna
S55: 3-4 2nd round exit vs Maine
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My favorite type of NHL playoff commercials are the ones that tie in famous moments or plays from past playoffs, and include the iconic moments that define certain team's cup runs. Like the history will be made stuff. So I think for my playoff promo, I would make a video that focuses more on the history side of playoffs than the specific round 1 matchups. It would feature those types of clips that have a player doing a specific play, like a cross ice one-timer, a big open ice hit, or a goalie sliding across the crease for a glove save, but each frame of the clip is a different player doing that play from past playoffs. So the video of the slapshot for example transitions smoothly out of like 10+ past players doing the same shot, and there would be a certain bonus nostalgic effect as the clip transitions in each frame from 50 year old plays and grainy footage up until more modern video and plays. In between those shots would be footage of specific defining plays, like any OT winning goals, or big saves that kept a team from being eliminated. The music would definitely be some sort of emotional piano/orchestra based, and the final shot would be a quick frame-by-frame look of the cup raise from all 54 previous winners. The ending line of the commercial would be along the lines of 'who's turn is it' or something about cementing your name in history.
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Jukka Timonen | RHD | NL| CHI | 1880 TPE
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Country: Finland
Playstyle: Rushing Defenseman
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S52 | NL | 50GP | 10G | 11A | 21P | -7 | 32H | 47SB | 16.39 SH% | 21:40
S53 | NL | 50GP | 7G | 21A | 28P | +11 | 41H | 94SB | 42TkA | 68GR | 47.4CF%
S54 | NL | 50GP | 11G | 13A | 24P | +11 | 37H | 75SB |25TkA | 68GR | 54.1CF%
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S52 | NL | 10GP | 4G | 3A | 7P | -2 | 17 H | 11 SB | 36.36 SH% | 23.04 Min
S53 | NL | 7GP | 1G | 4A | 5P | -3 | 0H | 6 SB | 7TkA | 66 GR | 42CF%
S54 | NL | 14GP | 4G | 5A | 9P | +12 | 5H | 24SB | 10TkA | 69GR | 53.8CF%
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Transactions:
S52: Drafted #17 overall to NLB in the SMJHL draft
S53: Drafted #10 overall to MAN in the SHL draft
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League Awards/Honors:
S52: Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence
S53: All star (1st Defensemen)
S53: Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy - Best Defensemen
S54: All star (3rd Defensemen)
S54: Nomiated for Harvey Danger Award - Best WJC Defensemen
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Personal Awards/Honors:
S52: NL team awards - Best rookie
S53-S54: NL Assistant Captain
S53: MAN team awards - Best prospect
S53: SHL player poll - Best user media
S53: NL team awards - Best defenseman
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S11, S18 Challenge Cup Champion
The commercial Balzams would be in would be aired in Latvia as he is better known there than in America. It would have some hard euro beats playing in the background as Leonids recaps the SHL season in about 20 seconds with some highlights in the background. After that Leonids would be on the ice in his Nevada Battleborn jersey and also plug in the fact the Nevada is the best team in the league clearly and totally should win the Four Star Cup. After that he would talk about the top players in the league, followed by some of their highlights. A quick sponsorship plug for the vodka brand Balzams, which he is named after would round out the commercial as the screen fades with the euro beats still playing. Overall this commercial would be a great success in Latvia and totally wouldn't be obnoxious. Balzams ability to promote the league in his home country is second to none.
Credit to Wasty
Credit to Sulovilen
Mark Malyckyj | D | Retired
Position: Defensemen
Player Type: Offensive Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 194 lbs
Number: 99
Birthplace: Mississauga, Canada
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 27 | PTS: 29 | P/M: 70 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 90 | Hits: 102 | Blocks: 57
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 40 | G: 2 | A: 18 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 30 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 77 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 74
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -18 | PIM: 70 | Shots: 34 | Hits: 132 | Blocks: 39
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 13 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 122 | Blocks: 48
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 23 | PTS: 33 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 83 | Shots: 93 | Hits: 148 | Blocks: 53
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 76 | Hits: 108 | Blocks: 40
S14 | SHL | WKP | GP: 47 | G: 11 | A: 23 | PTS: 34 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 119 | Shots: 107 | Hits: 142 | Blocks: 67
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 33 | PTS: 39 | P/M: -9 | PIM: 88 | Shots: 108 | Hits: 159 | Blocks: 67
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 22 | PTS: 32 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 43 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 69
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Playoffs:
S8 | NWJHL | DET | GP: 13 | G: 2 | A: 5 | PTS: 7 | P/M: 16 | PIM: 19 | Shots: 33 | Hits: 37 | Blocks: 28
S9 | NWJHL | VAN | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 6 | PTS: 6 | P/M: 2 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 22 | Hits: 28 | Blocks: 19
S10 | SHL | LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -7 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 0 | Hits: 10 | Blocks: 3
S11 | SHL | HAM | GP: 15 | G: 1 | A: 4 | PTS: 5 | P/M: 8 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 31 | Blocks: 14
S12 | SHL | CAL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5
S13 | SHL | TEX | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 3 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 5
S14 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S15 | SHL | WKP | GP: 18 | G: 5 | A: 12 | PTS: 17 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 46 | Shots: 38 | Hits: 57 | Blocks: 22
S16 | SHL | WKP | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 5 | PTS: 10 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 13 | Shots: 25 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 24
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DRAFTS:
S8 - NWJHL - Selected in the 4th Round, 28th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S9 - SHL - Selected in the 3rd Round, 21st Overall by the LA Panthers
TRADES:
S11- traded to Toronto North Stars
S11- traded to Hamiltion Steelhawks
S12- traded to Calgary Dragons
S13- traded to Texas Renegades
S14- traded to West Kendall Platoon
CONTRACTS:
S8 1 year 1.8 million from Detroit Falcons
S9 1 year 2.5 million from LA Panthers
S10 3 year 6 million extension with LA Panthers
S12 4 year 16 million extension with Calgary Dragons
S16 1 year 2 million extension with West Kendall Platoon
AWARDS/HONORS:
S8 NWJHL all-star game. Team Bovalchuk
S8 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S9 NWJHL Four Star Cup runner up
S12 SHL Challenge Cup Champions
S14 Named Assistant Captain (West Kendall Platoon)
S14 Awarded Turn Ferguson Trophy (Most Penalty Minutes)
Vladimir Bodnar | D | Retired
Position: Defence
Player Type: 2-Way Defenceman
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 224 lbs
Number: 42
Birthplace: Lviv, Ukraine
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S16 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 7 | A: 23 | PTS: 30 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 85 | Hits: 104 | Blocks: 58
S17 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 40 | G: 4 | A: 15 | PTS: 19 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 66 | Hits: 149 | Blocks: 41
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 44 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 113 | Blocks: 36
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | PTS: 19 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 147 | Blocks: 45
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 19 | PTS: 25 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 69 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 158 | Blocks: 58
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 15 | A: 19 | PTS: 34 | P/M: 14 | PIM: 61 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 77 | Blocks: 54
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 6 | A: 25 | PTS: 31 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 93 | Shots: 60 | Hits: 129 | Blocks: 60
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 7 | A: 21 | PTS: 28 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 65 | Shots: 87 | Hits: 96 | Blocks: 46
S24 | SHL | SEA | GP: 52 | G: 3 | A: 17 | PTS: 20 | P/M: 9 | PIM: 92 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 93 | Blocks: 64
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 13 | PTS: 15 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 52 | Shots: 52 | Hits: 67 | Blocks: 38
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 19 | PTS: 21 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 66 | Shots: 48 | Hits: 91 | Blocks: 68
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Playoffs:
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S16 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 8 | G: 2 | A: 6 | PTS: 8 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 14
S17 | SMJHL | SLT | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 4 | Shots: 13 | Hits: 23 | Blocks: 5
S18 | SHL | SEA | GP: 20 | G: 1 | A: 6 | PTS: 7 | P/M: -1 | PIM: 24 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 15 |
S19 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 4 | PIM: 25 | Shots: 14 | Hits: 41 | Blocks: 11 |
S20 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 8 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 21 | Blocks: 11 |
S21 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 5 | PTS: 5 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 12 | Shots: 21 | Hits: 25 | Blocks: 19 |
S22 | SHL | SEA | GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 11 | Blocks: 5 |
S23 | SHL | SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 4 | PTS: 6 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 34 | Shots: 18 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 19 |
S24 | Did not qualify for playoffs
S25 | SHL | SEA | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: -2 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 15 | Hits: 20 | Blocks: 10 |
S26 | SHL | SEA | GP: 16 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: 1 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 53 | Blocks: 22 |
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DRAFTS:
S16 - SMJHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 8th Overall by the St. Louis Scarecrows
S17 - SHL - Selected in the 1st Round, 6th Overall by the Seattle Riot
TRADES:
CONTRACTS:
S16 1 year, 2 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S17 2 year, 8 million from Seattle Riot
S19 5 year, 12.5 million extension with Seattle Riot + NTC all seasons
S25 3 year, 4.5 million extension with Seattle Riot
AWARDS/HONORS:
S16 4 Star Cup Champions (Saint Louis Scarecrows)
S17 Awarded Quilha Agante Trophy (Top SMJHL Defenseman)
S17 Named to 1st All-Star Team (Juniors)
S17 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S18-26 Assistant Captain (Seattle Riot)
S18 Challenge Cup Champion (Seattle Riot)
S18 Gold Metal (Team Latvia)
S21-26 Team Sweden Assistant Captian
S21 IIHF Top Defesemen
S21 Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S22 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S23 Bronze Metal (Team Sweden)
S24 IIHF Top Defensemen
Saint Louis Scarecrows name Best Rookie Season Award after Vladimir Bodnar
SMJHL: #5 for Most Hits in a Season, 40-Game Era (149)
SHL: Tied #4 for Most Power Play Goals in a Season in 52 Game Era (10)
Triple Gold Winner: S18 SEA - S16 STL - S18 LAT - 2 Seasons
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Leonids Balzams | D | New England Wolfpack
Position: Defencemen
Player Type: Two Way Defencemen
Shoots: Right
Height: 6'03"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 67
Birthplace: Ape, Latvia
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Career Statistics:
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Regular Season:
S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 12 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -15 | PIM: 49 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 89 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 13 | TA: 23 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 10 | PTS: 11 | P/M: -30 | PIM: 18 | Shots: 56 | Hits: 64 | Blocks: 33 | GA: 17 | TA: 29 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 15 | PTS: 21 | P/M: 6 | PIM: 11 | Shots: 63 | Hits: 24 | Blocks: 71 | GA: 17 | TA: 30 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | PTS: 12 | P/M: -20 | PIM: 6 | Shots: 72 | Hits: 19 | Blocks: 73 | GA: 15 | TA: 18 |
S58 | SHL | NEW | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 9 | PTS: 14 | P/M: -48 | PIM: 16 | Shots: 80 | Hits: 16 | Blocks: 91 | GA: 40 | TA: 15 |
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Playoffs:
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S54 | SMJHL | STL | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: 0 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 13 | Blocks: 6 | GA: 3 | TA: 5 |
S55 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 4 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 0 | TA: 2 |
S56 | SMJHL | NBB | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | PTS: 0 | P/M: -3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 5 | Hits: 2 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 2 | TA: 3 |
S57 | SHL | NEW | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -5 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 5 | GA: 6 | TA: 2 |
S58 | Did not qualify for playoffs
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International:
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S54 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 8 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 7 | TA: 5 |
S55 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 4 | PTS: 4 | P/M: 3 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 7 | Hits: 3 | Blocks: 2 | GA: 0 | TA: 4 |
S55 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 2 | PTS: 2 | P/M: -12 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 9 | Hits: 1 | Blocks: 7 | GA: 8 | TA: 2 |
S56 | WJC | RCL | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 3 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -4 | PIM: 7 | Shots: 27 | Hits: 5 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 7 | TA: 8 |
S56 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 0 | PTS: 1 | P/M: -8 | PIM: 0 | Shots: 10 | Hits: 0 | Blocks: 18 | GA: 8 | TA: 6 |
S57 | IIHF | LTV | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | PTS: 3 | P/M: -10 | PIM: 2 | Shots: 12 | Hits: 9 | Blocks: 15 | GA: 6 | TA: 6 |
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DRAFTS:
S55 - SHL - Selected in the 2nd Round, 19th Overall by the New England Wolfpack
S55 - SMJHL - Selected in the Expansion Draft by the Nevada BattleBorn
TRADES:
CONTRACTS:
S54 1 year, 3 million from Saint Louis Scarecrows
S55 1 year, 3 million from New England Wolfpack
S56 2 year, 6 million from New England Wolfpack
S58 3 year, 9 million from New England Wolfpack
AWARDS/HONORS:
S55 Captain (Nevada BattleBorn)
S55 WJC Gold Medal (Team UCORCAL)
Kylrad ACP Access
S17 Challenge Cup Champion
In order to try and increase SHL viewership in Japan a playoff promo ad was creating featuring the large plethora of Japanese players that will be participating in the SHL playoffs. After Japan's 4th place finish at the IIHF the excitement in Japan to see more of these players has increased leading to this ad. The song played was Japan's last year goal song Bakugo Oi Oi OI while the ad shows highlights from the various players matching up against each other. Starting from the Buffalo vs Chicago match up featuring many Japanese players like Akira Ren, Daniel Smeb, Parker Smeb and then Monkey D Luffy, Nicholas Grum, and Rintarou Okabe. Next were some plays from Akashi SixNine on Hamilton in his upcoming series vs Manhattan, and then we moved West to an Edmonton vs Calgary series featuring Chico Smeb and Hiro Fujikawa and finally the New Orleans vs Texas series with recent transfer and hero goaltender Olli Saarinen, Jr.
Adam Kylrad || LW || Retired
Name:Adam Kylrad
Age: 20
Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S11 PGF/CHI: GP:38 , G:6 , A:3 , P:9 , +/-:-23 , PIMS:22 , H:70 , SB:10
S12 LAP: GP: 50, G:15, A:14, P:29, +/-:0, PIMS:6 , H:20 , SB:8
S13 LAP: GP: 45, G:14 A:19 p:33 +/-: -29 PIMS: 6, H: 73 SB: 17
S14 LAP: GP:50 G:28 A:27 P:55 +/-:15 PIMS:20 H:64 SB:21
S15 LAP: GP:50 G:17 A:14 P:31 +/-: -2 PIMS:25 H:39 SB:19
S16 LAP: GP:50 G:24 A:37 P:61 +/-: 24 PIMS:0 H:10 SB:8
S17 LAP GP:50 G:12 A:20 P:32 +/-:16 H: 10 PIMS:0 SB:6
S18 LAP/MIN GP:50 :G:18 A:18 P:36 +/-:12 H:35 PIMS:12 SB:6
S19 TOR GP:50 G:26 A:34 P:60 +/-:8 H:109 PIMS:40 SB:12
S20 TOR GP:50 G:14 G:13 P:27 +/-6 H:108 PIMS:18 SB:6
S21 TOR GP:52 G:25 A:24 P:49 +/-13 H:79 PIMS:32 SB:7
S22 TOR/SEA: GP:52 G:14 A:26 P:40 +/- 4 H:52 PIMS:20 SB:12
S23 SEA: GP:52 G:21 A:20 P:41 +/-: -12 H: 122 PIMS: 44 SB: 15
S24 SEA: GP: 52 G:13 A:23 P:36 +/-2 H:99 PIMS:36 SB:11
S25 SEA: GP: 50 G:22: A:28 P:50 +/-:-7 H:97 PIMS:28 SB:18
S26 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:30 P:50 +/-:25 H:7 PIMS:0 SB:5
S27 SEA/TOR GP:50 G:17 A:17 P:34 +/-:-3 H:10 PIMS:2 SB:6
S28 TOR: GP50 G:16: A:17 P:33 +/-9 H:65 PIMS 26 SB:6
S29 TOR: GP 50 G:15 A 13 P 28 +/- -3 H 44 PIMS 27 SB 8
S30 TOR: GP 50 G 10 A 17 P 27 +/- -12 H 26 PIMS 8 SB 8
S31 TOR GP 50 G 13 A 11 P 24 +/- 9 H 10 PIM S9 SB 4
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1003 G:354 A:422 P:776 +/-:75 PIMS:359 H:1079: SB:198
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Playoff Statistics
S11 CHI: GP:6 , G:2 , A:2 , P:4 , +/-:0 , PIMS:4 , H:14 , SB:1
S14 LAP: GP:6 , G:3 , A:1 P:4, +/-:0 PIMS:0, H:5, SB:4
S16 LAP: GP:6 , G:1 , A:1 P:2 +/-:0 PIMS:0 H:0 SB:1
S17 LAP: GP:20 G:8 A:3 P:11 +/-:5 PIMS:4 H:25 SB:4
S18 MIN: GP:20 G:8 A:6 P:14 +/-: -3 PIMS:4 H:17 SB:0
S19 TOR: GP:6 G:2 A:1 P:3 +/- -3 PIMS:6 H:18 SB:1
S20 TOR: GP:6 G:4 A:1 P:5 +/-:4 PIMS:13 H:17 SB:0
S21 TOR: GP:7 G:1 A:2 P:3 +/- -4 PIMS: 2 H:8 SB:1
S22 SEA: GP:4 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-:0 PIMS 4 H:7 SB:1
S23 SEA: GP:14 G:4 A:9 P:13 +/-:3 PIMS:6 H:28 SB:0
S25 SEA: GP:11 G:4 A:2 P:6 +/-: -5 PIMS:4 H:27 SB:2
S26:SEA: GP:16 G:4 A:5 P:9 +/-:-6 PIMS 0 H:4 SB:0
S27 TOR: GP:9 G:2 A:5 P:7+/-:2 PIMS 8 H:9 SB: 0
S28: TOR: GP:5 G:0 A:3 P:3 +/- -2 PIMS 2 H:5 SB:0
S29 TOR GP: 11 G 5 A 2 P 7 +/- -1 PIMS 2 H18 SB 2
S31 TOR GP 12 G 2 A 5 P 12 +/-4 PIMS 0 H 1 SB 0
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP:153 G:48 A:51 P:99 +/-:-14 PIMS:55 H:189: SB:16
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Transactions:
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Signed 1-yr/$2mil deal with Prince George
Traded to Chicago
Drafted 12th Overall to LAP, Signed 3-yr/$10mil deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mill deal with LAP
Extended 2-yr/$6mil deal with LAP
Extended 1-yr/1.5mil deal with LAP
Traded to Minnesota Chiefs
Extended 3-yr/$65mil deal with MIN
Traded to Toronto North Stars
Signed 4 years/20mil deal with Tor
Traded to Seattle Riot
Signed 2-yr/$16mil deal with SEA
Extended like 50 times with sea, traded to TOR
Extended like 50 times with TOR
Robbed a bank
Retired after S31
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Awards:
S11 Named Prince George Firebirds Assistant Captain
S11 Named to Team Canada WJC (BRONZE)
GP:14, G:11, A:6, P:17, +/-: -4, PIMS:12, H:28, SB:5,
S11 Named to NWJHL All Star Game
S12 Named Los Angeles Panthers Assistant Captain
S12 Named to IHF Team Canada as Water Boy
S12 Named to IHF Team World left team Canada as Water Boy
S13 Named Los Angeles Panthers Captain
S13 Named Vancouver Whalers Co Gm
S14 Named Kelowna Knights GM
S14 Names to IHF Team Canada (WON GOLD)
S14 Winner of the Jeff Dar Trophy
S14 Winner of the Jay Mcdonald Trophy
S14 MVP Nominee
S14 All Star Team
S15 All Star Team
S15 Named to IHF Team Canada (5th)
S17 Won the Challenge Cup
S18 Won gold medal with team Canada
S21 Won gold medal with team Canada
Won like 500 more medals with canada, gmed Canada
Probably did a bunch more legendary stuff
Inducted into the Hall of Fame
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Kyle Kylrad || LW || Winnipeg Jets
Name:Kyle Kylrad
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 12 Nationality: Canadian
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Career Statistics
S31 DET: GP:50 , G:15 , A:12 , P:27 , +/-:2 , PIMS:12 , H:40 , SB:12
S32 DET/HFX: GP:49 , G:16 , A:15 , P:31 , +/-:1 , PIMS:14 , H:25 , SB:12
S33 HAM: GP: 50, G:12, A:15, P:27, +/-:3, PIMS:20 , H:84 , SB:5
S34 HAM: GP: 50, G:16 A:14 p:30 +/-: 1 PIMS: 40, H:132 SB: 6
S35 HAM: GP:50 G:17 A:19 P:36 +/-:-7 PIMS:20 H:134 SB:15
S36 SEA: GP:50 G:26 A:31 P:57 +/-:25 PIMS:34 H:122 SB:16
S37 SEA: GP:50 G:20 A:22 P:42 +/-:16 PIMS:40 H:160 SB:3
S38 SEA: GP:50 G:23 A:23 P:46 +/-:-8 PIMS:32 H:124 SB:12
S39 WPG: GP:50 G:22 A:18 P:40 +/-:10 PIMS:14 H:97 SB:14
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Daniel Smeb || C || Chicago Syndicate
Name: Daniel Smeb
Age: 18
Height: 6'1" Weight:190 lbs Number: 7 Nationality:Korean
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Career Statistics
S45 COL: GP: 50 G:8 A:15 P:23 +/-: 3 PIMS:4 H:15 SB:6
S46 CHI: GP: 50 G:2 A:18 P:20 +/-: 6 PIMS:26 H:37 SB:14
S47 CHI: GP: 50 G:7 A:18 P:25 +/-: -9 PIMS:13 H:21 SB:6
S48 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:13 P:22 +/-: -19 PIMS:6 H:26 SB:10
S49 CHI: GP: 50 G:13 A:21 P:34 +/-:-10 PIMS:9 H:19 SB:20
S50 CHI: GP: 50 G:9 A:29 P:38 +/-:-14 PIMS:7 H:28 SB:11
S51 CHI: GP: 50 G:19 A:26 P:45 +/-:8 PIMS:34 H:104 SB:10
S52 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:34 P:54 +/-:21 PIMS:7 H:12 SB:19
S53 CHI: GP: 50 G:24 A:22 P:46 +/-:-6 PIMS:36 H:54 SB:15
S54 CHI: GP: 50 G:31 A:39 P:70 +/-:26 PIMS:11 H:44 SB:42
S55 CHI: GP: 50 G:26 A:42 P:72 +/-:31 PIMS:10 H:46 SB:46
S56 CHI: GP: 50 G:20 A:39 P:59 +/-:26 PIMS:18 H:77 SB:36
S57 CHI: GP: 66 G:30 A:53 P:83 +/-:50 PIMS:22 H:98 SB:45
S58 CHI: GP: 66 G:24 A:44 P:68 +/-:14 PIMS:21 H:144 SB:38
S59 CHI: GP: 66 G:23 A:43 P:66 +/-:45 PIMS:2 H:129 SB:43
S60 CHI: GP: 66 G:19 A:45 P:64 +/-:63 PIMS:8 H:96 SB:11
S61 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:35 P:51 +/-:17 PIMS:10 H:28 SB:1
S62 CHI: GP: 66 G:16 A:30 P:46 +/-:54 PIMS:28 H:29 SB:3
S63 CHI: GP: 66 G:13 A:25 P:38 +/-:18 PIMS:4 H:98 SB:2
S64 CHI: GP: 66 G:15 A:32 P:47 +/-:14 PIMS:12 H:52: SB:4
S65 CHI: GP: 66 G:12 A:23 P:35 +/-:23 PIMS:18 H:51: SB:2
S66 MIN: GP: 66 G:17 A:36 P:53 +/-:-44 PIMS:34 H:88: SB:16
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SHL Career Totals: GP:1210 G:365 A:667 P:1036 +/-: 193 PIMS:284 H:674 SB:383
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Playoff Statistics
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SHL Career Playoff Totals: GP: G: A: P: +/-: PIMS: H: SB:
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Transactions:
Drafted 54th Overall to COL
Signed 1 yr/$3M deal with COL
Drafted 30th Overall to CHI
Signed 1 yr/$1M deal with CHI
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Awards:
S45: Team World WJC Gold Medal
S50: IIHF Top Forward
S52: 2nd all star team
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Jaska Seppala is not known for his creative ways and probably should not be tasked with something like this. Especially if it is something that will be nationally broadcasted. Nevertheless, Jaska Seppala is up for the task. Jaska Seppala will start the commercial with a bunch of Knights unmasking their swords with the sun shimmering down on them. Jaska Seppala will be at the forefront of the group with Laforest and Rotti behind him. At the opposite side of the battlefield will be a bunch of raptors and falcons and other things. The messages that will be played will be about honor, loyalty, family, never giving up, trustworthiness, but most importantly about the friends we make a long the way. The music that will be accompanying this commercial for the Kelowna Knights will be select music from Kesha and Selena Gomez. Like I said Jaska Seppala does not know the first thing about making commercials
Thank you Brandon, Fish, GeckoeyGecko, Karey, Kit, takethehorizon, and Ragnar for the sigs!
Charles Walker || D || S33 || Buffalo Stampede || TPE: 1,074
Name: Charles Walker
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 19
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S32 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 11, P: 15, +/-: -3, PIMS: 28, H:34, SB: 52
S33 STL: GP 50, G: 3, A:11, P:14, +/-: -4, PIMS: 32, H: 58, SB: 60
S34 STL: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 21, P: 30, +/-: 17, PIMS: 22, H: 13, SB: 50
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SMJHL Playoff Career Statistics
S34 STL: GP: 15, G: 5, A:6, P: 11, +/- 4, PIMS: 0, H:3, SB: 24
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SHL Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 9, P:12, +/- 0, PIMS: 58, H: 55, SB: 52
S36 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 9, P: 17, +/- 14, PIMS: 34, H: 67, SB: 72
S37 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 21, P: 29, +/- 9, PIMS: 34, H: 24, SB: 73
S38 BUF: GP: 50, G: 18, A: 17, P: 35, +/- -10, PIMS: 22, H: 43, SB: 73
S39 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/- 0, PIMS: 20, H: 50, SB: 83
S40 BUF: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 26, P: 35, +/- -11, PIMS: 16, H: 64, SB: 67
S41 BUF: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 31, P: 45, +/- 2, PIMS: 42, H: 75, SB: 90
S42 BUF: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/- 10, PIMS: 61, H: 109, SB: 79
S43 BUF: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 25, P: 40, +/- 3, PIMS: 56, H: 120, SB: 61
S44 BUF: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 22, P: 27, +/- -6, PIMS: 56, H: 150, SB: 76
S45 BUF: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 23, P: 31, +/- 3, PIMS: 28, H: 55, SB: 75
S46 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 30, P: 36, +/- 11, PIMS: 4, H: 5, SB: 93
S47 BUF: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/- -5, PIMS: 4, H: 3, SB: 57
S48 BUF: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 17, P: 24, +/- 3, PIMS: 10, H: 20, SB: 78
S49 BUF: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 16, P: 19, +/- 2, PIMS: 10, H: 26, SB: 53
S50 BUF: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 16, P: 22, +/- 13, PIMS: 12, H: 33, SB: 40
S51 BUF: GP: 50, G: 2, A: 11, P: 13, +/- 11, PIMS: 16, H: 20, SB: 47
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SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S35 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/- -7, PIMS: 8, H: 7, SB: 3
S36 BUF: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- 0, PIMS: 7, H: 7, SB: 9
S37 BUF: GP: 7, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/- -3, PIMS: 0, H: 7, SB: 11
S41 BUF: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 6, P: 8, +/- 0, PIMS: 4, H: 13, SB: 11
S42 BUF: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/- -10, PIMS: 4, H: 22, SB: 9
S43 BUF: GP: 9, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/- -3, PIMS: 8, H: 24, SB: 13
S46 BUF: GP: 17, G: 2, A: 7, P: 9, +/- 5, PIMS: 2, H: 4, SB: 23
S47 BUF: GP: 13, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/- 3, PIMS: 0, H: 0, SB: 23
S48 BUF: GP: 22, G: 0, A: 6, P: 6, +/- 8, PIMS: 18, H: 25, SB: 21
S49 BUF: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 3, P: 4, +/- -2, PIMS: 0, H: 5, SB: 5
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Transactions:
Drafted 46nd overall by St. Louis in the S32 SMJHL Draft
Drafted 39th overall by Buffalo in the S33 SHL Draft
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Awards and Accomplishments:
Named Assistant Captain for STL in S33
Awarded Ondrej Ravchitikov Award - Best Defenseman for STL in S33
Named Assistant Captain for Buffalo in S39
Assistant Captain for Buffalo through S53
S46 Challenge Cup Champion
S48 Challenge Cup Champion
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist
S45 IIHF Silver Medalist
S48 IIHF Silver Medalist
S50 IIHF Gold Medalist
Jaska Seppälä || LW || S53 || Kelowna Knights || TPE: 247
Name: Jaska Seppälä
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Number: 7
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SMJHL Career Statistics
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Transactions:
Drafted 23rd overall by Kelowna in the S52 SMJHL Entry Draft
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Sarah McLachlan - In the arms of an angel
Black and white images and video of sad players losing playoff games rolls across the screen.
Fade to black.
Leonardo DiCaprio steps in to frame and asks you to tune into this year's playoffs to support your favorite team and players.
"Without your support, these poor haggard hockey players will die."
Fade to black.
Cue more black and white images of sad or hurt hockey players, at this point it's really just showcasing Tampa Bay and Toronto.
Fade to black.
Tom Hanks joins Leo on screen.
Tom says, "Many of these players and their franchises will never even see the playoffs. It's important to support your local teams. Just 1 view a day will help feed 17 hockey players."
Fade to black, SHL logo fades in as music comes to an end.
End scene.
Repeat ad nauseum to guilt trip viewers into watching the playoffs.