Team less fella here, after party is about refuelling after a draining night. I'm looking at espresso Martini's and friend chicken with hot honey. Absolutely does not go together but I don't care.

The Maine Timbers band would be called " The Woods " and would consist of flutes, clarinet, oboe, bassoon, and saxophone. Southpaw would be our lead singer and I would man the drums!

Will Nuck      ||      RD    ||       

Name: Will Nuck
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 48
TPE: 166

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SMJHL Career Statistics


Brock Nuck    ||   RW   ||   Retired

Name: Brock Nuck
Height: 6'8"
Weight: 260 lbs
Number: 46
TPE: 1068

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SMJHL Career Statistics
S43 GP ,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/-  ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts



Bubba Nuck    ||   D   ||    Retired

Name: Bubba Nuck
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 48
TPE: 1889

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SMJHL Career Statistics
S21 GP: 40,   G: 7,    A: 8,    P: 15,   +/-: -5,    HIT: 67,   SB: 2,  PIM: 32,   FO%: 49.51,    GW: 0
S22 GP 40,   G 23,   A 25,    P 48,   +/- 25,    HIT 77,   SB 10,  PIM 32,   FO% 55.44,   GW 6

SMJHL Career Playoff Statistics
S21 GP 10,  G 2,  A 2,  P 4,  +/- -5,  HIT 11,  SB 2,  PIM 8,  FO% 52.36
S22 GP 8,  G 3,  A 7,  P 10,  +/- 1,  HIT 19,  SB 0,  PIM 10,  FO% 55.41

SHL Career Statistics
S23 GP 52,  G 3,  A 11,  P 14,  +/- 14,  HIT 88,  SB 63,  PIM 59, Tilts 1, AMG 22.22
S24 GP 52,  G 7,  A 15,  P 22,  +/- -3,  HIT 116,  SB 57,  PIM 77, Tilts 1, AMG 23.26
S25 GP 50,  G 7,  A 27,  P 34,  +/- 2,  HIT 154,  SB 65,  PIM 84, Tilts 2, AMG 23.70
S26 GP 50,  G 10,  A 27,  P 37,  +/-  -6,  HIT 133,  SB 71,  PIM 76, Tilts 4, AMG 25.54
S27 GP 50,  G 10,  A 21,  P 31,  +/-  -8,  HIT 164,  SB 9,  PIM 80, Tilts 2, AMG 20.93 FO%: 52.48
S28 GP 50,  G 6,  A 15,  P 21,  +/-  -23,  HIT 122,  SB 10,  PIM 25, Tilts 1, AMG 20.97 FO%: 51.79
S29 GP 50,  G 10,  A 23,  P 33,  +/- 14,  HIT 86,  SB 61,  PIM 47, Tilts 1, AMG 22.58
S30 GP 50,  G 14,  A  47,  P 61,  +/- 35,  HIT 216,  SB 56,  PIM 103, Tilts 1 , AMG 27.81
S31 GP 50,  G 7,  A 17,  P 24,  +/- 17,  HIT 179,  SB 84,  PIM 88, Tilts 0, AMG 23.71
S32 GP 50,  G 4,  A 21,  P 25,  +/- -1,  HIT 147,  SB 60,  PIM 90, Tilts 0, AMG 24.07
S33 GP 50,  G 6,  A 33,  P 39,  +/- 19,  HIT 158,  SB 70,  PIM 94, Tilts 0, AMG 27.71
S34 GP 50,  G 11,  A 42,  P 53,  +/- 7,  HIT 105,  SB 81,  PIM 80, Tilts 0, AMG 28.48
S35 GP 50,  G 13,  A 25,  P 38,  +/- 22,  HIT 127,  SB 63,  PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 28.03
S36 GP 50,  G 9,  A 39,  P 48,  +/- 12,  HIT 163,  SB 105,  PIM 63, Tilts 1, AMG 28.00
S37 GP 50,  G 6,  A 30,  P 36,  +/- -1,  HIT 133,  SB 73,  PIM 78, Tilts 2, AMG 25.48
S38 GP 50,  G 10,  A 29,  P 39,  +/- +20,  HIT 115,  SB 74,  PIM 48, Tilts 0, AMG 22.72
S39 GP 50,  G 5,  A 20,  P 25,  +/--7,  HIT 41,  SB 61,  PIM 28, Tilts 0, AMG 22.17
S40 GP 50,  G 11,  A 27,  P 38,  +/- +6,  HIT 13,  SB 113,  PIM ,4 Tilts 0, AMG 25.13
S41 GP 50,  G 6,  A 13,  P 19,  +/- +9,  HIT 39,  SB ,  PIM 26, Tilts 0, AMG 17.26
S42 GP 50,  G 2,  A 17,  P 19,  +/- 0,  HIT 20,  SB 33,  PIM 6, Tilts 0, AMG 15.89

S GP 50,  G ,  A ,  P ,  +/- ,  HIT ,  SB ,  PIM , Tilts , AMG

SHL Playoff Career Statistics
S23 GP 07,  G 0,  A 00,  P 00,  +/- -3,  HIT 24,  SB 10,  PIM 08  Tilts 0,
S24 GP 18,  G 3,  A 05,  P 08,  +/-  1,  HIT 47,  SB 28,  PIM 35, Tilts 0,
S25 GP 05,  G 0,  A 02,  P 02,  +/- -4,  HIT 14,  SB 08,  PIM 10, Tilts 0,
S26 GP 15,  G 3,  A 12,  P 15,  +/-  0,  HIT 34,  SB 27,  PIM 14, Tilts 0,  
S27 MISSED
S28 GP 07,  G 2,  A 04,  P 06,  +/-  0,  HIT 12,  SB 01,  PIM 05  Tilts 1
S29 GP 19,  G 6,  A 11,  P 17,  +/- 17, HIT 40,  SB 16,  PIM 22, Tilts 0
S30 GP 12,  G 1,  A 07,  P 08,  +/-  2,  HIT 47,  SB 13,  PIM 20, Tilts 0
S31 GP 06,  G 0,  A 03,  P 06,  +/-  0,  HIT 16,  SB 07,  PIM 14, Tilts 0
S32 GP 16,  G 3,  A 08,  P 11,  +/-  8,  HIT 43,  SB 15,  PIM 20, Tilts 0
S33 GP 16,  G 3,  A 08,  P 11,  +/-  5,  HIT 50,  SB 17,  PIM 38, Tilts 0
S34 MISSED
S35 GP 13,  G 2,  A 09,  P 11,  +/-  8,  HIT 22,  SB 28,  PIM 14, Tilts 0
S36 MISSED
S37 MISSED
S38 GP 20,  G 2,  A 14,  P 16,  +/-  -1,  HIT 52,  SB 39,  PIM 32, Tilts 0
S39 MISSED
S40 MISSED
S41 GP 7,  G 2,  A 3,  P 5,  +/-  -1,  HIT 8,  SB 9,  PIM 0, Tilts 0
S42 MISSED

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SHL Top 100  Results
S24-98, S26-59, S28-51, S29-74, S30-63, S31-3, S32-40
S33-69, S34-73, S35-14, S36-10, S37-4, S38-14, S39-20
S40-87, S41-41. S42-88

Transactions:
6th overall pick S21 SMJHL Draft Detroit Falcons
4th overall pick S22 SHL Draft Hamilton Sreelhawks
S26 Traded to New England / reverted to Center from Defense
S29 Traded to Seattle
Traded to Calgary / reverted to Defense from Center
S36 Signed for $16,000,000 Traded to Manhattan for S38 3rd*
S41 Traded to Edmonton
S42 Signed for $3,000,000 as an inactive, by Seattle
S43 UFA

Personal Awards:

S21 Kevin Lebacon Award – Awarded to the player judged
to have exhibited the best type of leadership and sportsmanship
S21 Esa Anrikkanen Award – Awarded to the rookie who displayed the
hardest work ethic and earned the most tpe over the course of the season.
S22 First SHL goal on first SHL shot with only 30 seconds of ice time, 3 minutes total on the year.
S22 Sergey Kovalenko Award - Awarded to the player judged
to be most valuable to the team offensively.
S30 Aidan Richand Trophy (Breakout Star)
S30 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
S30 Sarmad Khan Trophy (MVP as voted by players)
Ron Mexico Trophy (League MVP)
S30 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary "
S31 Turd Ferguson Trophy (Most PIMs) Tied Dean Colt
S34 Jesster Award " most valuable to the team by the GM(s) of Calgary "
S34 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman
S36 Scott Stevens Trophy Best Defenseman

Team Awards

S24 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks
S26 Challenge Cup Champions, Hamilton Steelhawks
S29 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons
S32 Challenge Cup Champions, Calgary Dragons
S38 Challenge Cup Champions, Manhattan Rage

S26 IIHF Silver Medalist
S31 IIHF Silver
S32 IIHF Gold
S34 IIHF Silver
S36 IIHF Gold
S40 IIHF Bronze

Records

S22 4th All Time SMJHL +/- 25
S22 3rd All Time SMJHL Power-Play Goals in a Season 25
S30 5th all time +/- 35
S30 Tied 2nd all time, most assists in a season 47
S43 25th All Time Scoring Leader 672pts.
S43 3rd All Time Defense Scoring Leader 672 pt's.
S42 9th All Time PIM Leader
S38 1st Active Player to receive 5 Challenge Cup's, 2nd in history
S38 Cup as GM
S43 3rd Defenseman On Argbar's Made up List
S41 11th 319 All Time Hits
S42 2nd 1322 All Time Shot Blocks
S43 10th Career Fantasy Points Bubba Nuck - 5025
Only 10 players in the history of the SHL reached 5k Fantasy points in their career.
S40 Tied for 3rd, Most SB in a season 113






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Thomas Hudson is a prolific trombone and tuba player. Brandon Strongstick is a drummer, Icee Richardson is a saxophone player and Gordon-William Gibbles tickles the ivory on the keyboard. John Peanut is a singer.  The band plays Dixieland Jazz and is called the Travelling Grizzwalds.

Eric Hudson | LW | #13 | St Louis Scarecrows | Texas Renegades | 1937 TPE (Peak)

Birthplace: Charlotte, NC, USA

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Career Highlights:

Drafted 35th overall in S52 SMJHL Draft by St. Louis Scarecrows

S52 Four Star Cup Finals (Lost to ANA in 5)

Drafted 21st overall (2nd Round) by Texas Renegades in S53 SHL Draft

Named to S54 SJHML All-Star Team

First Career Hat Trick - S54 Game 22 vs Anchorage

100th SHL Point - S58 Game 33 vs Seattle

Member of Team Prospects North America - S51 WJC, Team Captain

Member of Team USA WJC Team - S52, S53, S54, S55. 

Member of Team USA IIHF Team - S55, S56, S57, S58, S59, S60, S61, S62, S63 

Team USA Assistant Captain, S63

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SMJHL/SHL Stats:

SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- |  S  | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |

S52 |  STL  | 50  | 7 | 5  | +2 | 47 |  6  |  21  |  10  |  10:16  |

S53 |  STL  | 50  | 7 | 16| +9 | 47 | 58 | 17   | 22   |  12:02  |

S54 |  STL  | 50  | 9 | 24| +17| 80 | 104| 19 | 6     |  17:16  |
S55 |  STL  | 50  | 4 | 9  | -11 | 60 | 103| 29 | 10   |   17:41  |

S56 |  TEX  | 50  | 7 | 18| +4  | 93 | 64  | 12 | 16   |  18:26  |   

S57 |  TEX  | 66  | 12| 30| +19| 131| 92 | 34 | 23  |   17:39  |

S58 |  TEX  | 66  | 18| 39| +35| 187| 74 | 49 | 10  |  19:12  | 

S59 |  TEX  | 66  | 16| 32| +45| 175| 98 | 68 | 20  |  18:57  |  

S60 |  TEX  | 66  | 11| 29| +24| 167| 91 | 64 | 12  |  20:05 |

S61 |  TEX  | 66  | 18| 33| +26| 156| 92 | 60 | 12  |  20:08 |

S62 |  TEX  | 66  | 17| 36| +33| 200| 74 | 56 | 17  |  20:30 |

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SMJHL/SHL Playoff Stats:

SEA |Team| GP | G | A | +/- |  S  | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |

S52 |  STL  | 17  | 2 |  4 | +9 | 30 |  1  |  13  |  10  |  11:39  |

S53 |  STL  | 14  | 1 | 2  | -4  | 14 | 28 |   1   |  0    |  16:20  |

S54 |  STL  | 7    | 0 |  1 | -2  | 10 | 19 |  4    |  0    |  18:42  |

S55 |  STL  | 4    | 1 |  1 | -1  | 5  |  5  |   4   |  0    |  18:34  |  

S56 |  TEX  | 4    | 0 | 1  | -1  | 5  |  4  |   2   |   2   |  18:46  |

S57 |  TEX  | 5   |  1 | 1  | -4  | 13|  5  |   5   |  0    |  16:46  |

S58 |  TEX  | 12 |  4 | 4  | +4 | 28| 16 |  11  |  0    |  20:38  |

S59 |  TEX  | 16 |  6 | 11| +12| 43| 25|  29  |   2    | 20:34   |

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IIHF Stats

   TOUR      |    Team    | GP | G | A | +/- | S  | SB | HIT | PIM | Min/Game |

S51 WJC       | ProsNA | 18  | 3 | 5  | -13 | 43| 2  |  21 |  10 | 17:30 | 

S51 WJCMR | ProsNA |   2  | 0  | 1 |  +0 | 4   | 0  |   4  |   2  | 17:37 |

S52 WJC       |  USA     | 14  | 1 | 3  | +0  | 7  | 5  | 18   | 12  | 12:35 |

S52 WJCMR |  USA     | 1    | 0  | 0 | +0  | 0  | 0   | 0    |  0   | 13:01 |  

S53 WJC       |  USA      | 14   | 3  | 7  | +6  | 17 | 12  | 10  |  0    | 13:35  |

S53 WJCMR | USA     | 2   | 0  | 2 | -1  | 3  |  1   |  0    |   2   | 14:11   |

S54 WJC       |  USA     | 19    | 1  | 3  | -9   | 12 | 38   |   8   |  4    | 18:00  | 

S54 WJCMR | USA    | 3   | 1   | 1  | 4  | +5   |  7  |  2    |   0   |  18:54  |

S55 WJC     | USA     | 19   | 1  | 5  |  +3  | 28| 29   |  14  |  2   | 16:05 |
S55 WJCMR | USA  | 1  | 0  | 0  | 0  | 0  | 2  |  1   |   0    | 18:05 |
S55 IIHF     | USA    |  19   | 1  | 7  |  +5 | 19 |  7    |  7    |  8:00 |
S55 IIHFMR | USA  | 1  | 0  | 0  | -1 | 2  | 2  |  0   |   0   | 8:58 |
S56 IIHF     | USA    |  19  | 3   | 3  | +2 | 10  |  3   |  0    | 9:14
S56 IIHFMR | USA  | 1  | 0  | 0  | 0 | 0   | 0  |  0   |   0   | 6:41  |
  

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Trophy Case

S52 Oriens Trophy - Four Star Cup Finals

S53 Aron Hernadivic Award Winner (STL - Most Active)

S54 SJHML All-Star Game - East

S54 Ron Bolt Award Winner (SJHML - Most Sportsmanlike)

S54 Brandon Holmes Award Winner (SJHML - Top Defensive Forward)

S54 World Junior Championships Gold Medal

S54 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)

S55 Mika Kandinsky Award Winner (STL - Best Two-Way Forward)

S58 Presidents Trophy

S59 Western Conference Champions

S59 Challenge Cup Champions

S61 Western Conference Champions

S62 Western Conference Champions

S62 Challenge Cup Champions

S63 IIHF Gold Medal

S63 Jeff Dar Award (SHL - Best Two-way Forward)

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Contracts

S52 1yr 4.5 million with St. Louis

S53 2yr 7 million (4m, 3m) with Texas

S54 3yr 11 million (3m, 4m, 4m,) extension with Texas through S57

S57 2yr 8 million (4m, 4m) extension with Texas through S59

S59 3yr 15 million (5m,5m,5m) extension with Texas through S62

Co-GM St. Louis Scarecrows - S54 to S57 
Regular Season Records

S54 - 26-23-1 (3rd in East, 5th Overall)

S55 - 18-28-4 (4th in East, 9th Overall)

S56 - 18-29-3 (5th in East, 10th Overall)

S57 - 25-36-5 (5th in East, 9th Overall) *Switch to 66 game season

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Playoff Results

S54 - Lost in First Round against Carolina (4-3)

S55 - Lost in First Round against Vancouver (4-0)

S56 - Lost in First Round against Maine (4-3)

S57 - Won First round series vs Kelowna (4-3), Lost in Second round against Anchorage (3-1-1)

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Awards

Robo Sven would play the kazoo. Since all of his vitals are bionically augmented, he'll never have to stop to take a breath and will just add another notch to the "best Sven" tally.

Being new to the team it is hard to know who would play what. However, I would put one of the goalies on drums, and the other on the piano. The top line that can all be signers with the defenders on the guitars.

Stavros Kondos || F || Regina Elk || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

Player Page | Player Update

NO doubt in my mind our band would have 2 vocalists. starring our 2 leaders in the locker room Langston Hardison-Laurent and Vyacheslav Shevchenko, Surprisingly Harmonious! On lead Guitars the life of the party Squidwardo Tentacles and the highly controversial Bobby Tkachucky On the Bass the one and only Ylib Kove and on drums the one man name. Wellerman! Not to leave anyone out the rest of us will be back up choir with Florian Soderberg-Motyla up front and center so we can capture those beautiful choir boy highs.

Bleed Black and Gold
LD #6 Dash Jackson- Yukon Malamutes

Lineup for "The Bohemian Raptorsodys" world tour 2024;

Vocals - Brooklyn Physt & Nathangus McExplosion
Lead Guitar - Shadow Fenix
Melodic Guitar - Jussi Mutou
Bass - Chuff D'Lee
Drums - Xavier Beausoleil
*In The Pit - Trent Wiseman

The Bohemian Raptorsodys play an eclectic mix of violence and noise. High screams from Brooklyn meets low growls from Nathangus. Shadow lays ear piercing riffs while heavy down tuned chords wrap around you from Jussi's guitar. Bass and drums pull it all together, violent drums courtesy of Xavier with a side of disheveled bass slaps. You will be greeted in the pit by our house hypeman Trent.
"If you dont get hit he aint doing his job"

Its an experience you will tell all your friends and family about while recovering in the hospital.

Entry is free, but it costs $20 +ambulance fees to leave.

If Samuel Jalopski and his Whaler teammates started a band it would probably be called The Killers (wait that’s taken?). Samuel Jalopski would probably be on guitar if only from his incredible guitar hero skills.

Roman Jalopski || C || Vancouver Whalers || #3 || JOE
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We would have just 1 instrument and it would be a cow bell, played by Cob O'Corn. No lyrics, just constant cow bell. Band name, Bell of the Ball. Every body would be entranced by the bell and while they're distracted Betzee is just scoring goals.

Max Belcher || D || Carolina Kraken

Name: Max Belcher
Age: 18
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 215
Number: 72
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season:

[S75] GP: 66 G: 2 A: 10 PTS: 12 +/-: -12 TA: 28 BLK: 125 HIT: 89 

[S76] GP: 66 G: 12 A: 31 PTS: 43 +/-: 27 TA: 68 BLK: 175 HIT: 55 

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If Detroit Falcons were a band name we would be called:  The Falcons Claw. Our symbol would be the talon of a falcon. Brayden is skilled in a few instruments he would stick to an ocarina as the sounds made have a soothing coloration to birds our band would be non traditional because we are different than the other bands in the best way. Some people walk a path here in Detroit we carve the paths others walk down.

Hockey fan for life. I pack the heat and score the goals!  

 

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I kinda feel like the whole team would just line up and all start breaking it down on some bongos, that would go really hard. There's not enough bongos in the league these days

No team, so I guess ill plan the afterparty. Any good afterparty needs drinks. So SunnyD for everyone! There can't just be drinks so there'll also be food. Red hot dogs, because they definitely taste better. Red hot dogs and SunnyD, doesn't get much better than that!

Alexa Johansen is pianist no doubt about it, it just fits too well. Wyatt King is a drummer just because of his skill at the face off he is just too coordinated to not be a drummer.

God does not give with both hands, so these hockey players aren’t the best musicians. NoNo Jo was playing hot cross buns on the recorder, Lily Jin Morrow had bongos, playing a semblance of Mary had a little lamb and Journey Man was dinging the triangle every few seconds. As this was all occurring at the same time, it was not pleasant to hear. Some of the other team members had kazoos but none of them seemed to have ever used one before.


As for creativity…. Their band name was WhaleTailers. They put it to a vote and it was unanimous. 

                                                 

                                                  

If NL had a band we would have to play Irish music as that’s NFLDs most popular genre. Turtle Bob would be guitar and singing MattyJ on the Drums and Jason is on the bass. Depending on the songs our GM can play the violin and triangle!