Chuck would get maximum face off stats. You might ask “why? He’s a defenseman???” And I would answer “you’re right, I’d like to know why too”. Right now all we can do is trust the SHL powers that force him to take a draw here and there and maybe his win ratio will climb above 30%.

Chuck Chunky | Anchorage Armada | RD
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S75 | 66 GP | 16 G | 39 A | 55 P | +21 | 21:37 TOI
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SMJHL Playoffs
S75 | 6 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -3 | 21:08 TOI
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Awards
S75 | SMJHL All-Star

Keeping it simple I would give myself 20 fighting. This would make feeding the rest of my TPE into aggression easier so I can go for a max fighting build. I'd then pay to change my last name to Fighting.

Max Belcher || D || Carolina Kraken

Name: Max Belcher
Age: 18
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 215
Number: 72
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Career Statistics:

SMJHL Regular Season:

[S75] GP: 66 G: 2 A: 10 PTS: 12 +/-: -12 TA: 28 BLK: 125 HIT: 89 

[S76] GP: 66 G: 12 A: 31 PTS: 43 +/-: 27 TA: 68 BLK: 175 HIT: 55 

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This is a fun PT! In a perfect J league world Dash Jackson would be 20 Fighting. As the late and great Mills Lane once said.. Let's get it on!

Bleed Black and Gold
LD #6 Dash Jackson- Yukon Malamutes

If I could boost one attribute it would be my slapshot. I would want something similar to Happy Gilmore in that once I slapped the puck we would get a really cool movie sequence where the camera would follow solely the puck while it zoomed through the air and blew through the net.

I would make sure to max out my players shooting accuracy. I want Jennifer to be the best shooter in SHL75. I would also make sure her fighting is 0.

Jennifer Huh | RW | KEL
Achievements
S74: Signed as a DFA with Regina
S75: Drafted 3 OA by Kelowna
S75: Named Assistant Captain of Kelowna
S76: Drafted 6 OA by Calgary
S76: Named Captain of Kelowna


Slavakov Vladimirashenko | RD | NL/EDM/SFP/CHI
Achievements
S58: Drafted 47OA to Newfoundland
S59: Drafted 16OA to Edmonton
S59: Named Assistant Captain of Newfoundland
S59: Elias Armia Award Winner
S59: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Won Gold Medal with Japan
S60: Named Captain of Newfoundland
S60: Named to SMJHL All Star Game
S60: Won 4 Star Cup
S62: Called up to EDM
S64: Traded to SFP
S65: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S65: Named Assistant Captain of SFP
S68: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S68: Named Captain of SFP
S69: Traded to Chicago
S69: Traded to SFP; Named Ass Cap
S70: Awarded Pride of the Pride
S73: Signed with CHI in FA
S74: Retired





Thank you @xjoverax and @phoenix for the sigs!

I would choose to make my puck handling insanely high over everyone, so that no one would be able to get the puck from. It would force them to over cover me, leaving my teammates open.

30+

Stavros Kondos || F || Regina Elk || Seattle Argonauts



Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 || 
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 |  SOG: 130 |  HITS:35  |  TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 |  SOG: 181 |  HITS:41  |  TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 |  SOG: 184 |  HITS:44  |  TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 |  SOG: 188 |  HITS:48  |  TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 |  SOG: 207 |  HITS:57  |  TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 |  SOG: 297 |  HITS:90  |  TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 |  SOG: 237 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 |  SOG: 240 |  HITS:161 |  TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 |  HITS:134 |  TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:164 |  TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60  |  SOG: 177 |  HITS:159 |  TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57  |  SOG: 143 |  HITS:110 |  TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48  |  SOG: 120 |  HITS:123 |  TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66  |  SOG: 199 |  HITS:126 |  TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 |  G:2 |  A:7   |  P:9   | SOG: 16  | HITS:6  | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 |  G:6 |  A:10 |  P:16  | SOG: 33  | HITS:4  | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:5   |  P:5   | SOG: 23  | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 |  G:6 |  A:12 |  P:18  | SOG: 47  | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 |  G:9 |  A:11 |  P:20  | SOG: 75  | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9  |  G:0 |  A:3   |  P:3   | SOG: 37  | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 |  G:3 |  A:10 |  P:13 |  SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 |  G:3 |  A:7 |  P:10  |  SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14|  G:8|  A:12 |  P:20  |  SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 |  G:0 |  A:4  |  P:4  |  SOG: 18  | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15|  G:5 |  A:12 |  P:17 |  SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7|   G:1 |  A:6 |  P:7 |  SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria  [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]


Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)

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Chopper is going to max out his fighting stat in this video game. He wants to be an absolute goon on a solid team. A gritty fourth liner that can come out lay the boom and then further toss hands when need be.

I would make NoNo Jos feet size 20s and he would be so incredibly stable no one would ever be able to knock him over. It would also come with the ability to accidentally but positively stop pucks that opponents try to sneak past him. And then just for fun I would make Becks hair pink. @By-Tor

                                                 

                                                  

I would give my player max aggressiveness in the game. Going for the record for most PIM ever. I would also ruin Tank Sharksy's offensive shooting accuracy. Sharks can not shoot accurately.

Well being a defenseman in my rookie season and having to block a lot of shots I want an X-factor of not being able to get hurt. Just a steady shot blocking machine back there would be nice.

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HE SHOOTS HE SCORES

JOHN LANGABEER NETS IT AND TIES THE GAME!!!!!
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AND HE SCORES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN LANGABEER JUST SCORED THE 2 BIGGEST GOALS OF HIS CAREER IN A MATTER OF 10 SECONDS!!!!!!

WEST KENDALL TAKES THE LEAD!!!!

S41 Challenge Cup Finals Game 7, Game Tying and Game Winning Goals.

Brayden Point would have the ability of underdog. While having a low draft and appear un-draftable  his stats and bank account would grow faster and he has high luck/skill out scaling the games cap. I have no one to sabotage but would gladly take a rain check if someone decides to get a vendetta against me - not a fighter and I do not hold grudges but I am good for a game of revenge. My hidden stat would be the doubling stats in the playoffs. Brayden Point likes the pressure and does amazing things when the time is needed.

Hockey fan for life. I pack the heat and score the goals!  

 

Hattricked:

The hidden trait my player will develop is scoring at a very slow pace almost turtle like. Bob will make every shot the slowest ever. Slow and steady wins the race so they say.

Much like in real life, Chuff would have the ability to change shape. This would come in handy when blocking shots. With an arm spread up to 3x his body size, no pucks would get past.

I'd love Jack Booth's virtual character to be a defensive stalwart. Shot blocking, checking both of the body and of the stick! Mix in some well timed hits and these stats are what will really make him “pop”!

WC:38

Jack Booth || Defenseman || St. Louis Scarecrows/Montreal Patriotes || 400 (350 Capped) TPE
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 222 lbs
Number: 52
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S75 -- After draft waivers, St. Louis Scarecrows
S76 -- SHL Draft 1st Pick 2nd Round (21st OA), Montreal Patriotes
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Anyone else remember NBA JAM? I'm not much of a gamer any more so it's possible there are better candidates, but in my opinion it had some of the best, if not the most fun, cheat codes. Big heads? Check. Play as a US president? Yup, it's got that.
One of my personal favourites was the ridiculous dunk from anywhere code. 
So, I'll be asking the game developers to grant me a "score from anywhere" cheat code. Top cheese from 200ft? Yes, please. I'll also be requiring Ray Ferraro to exclaim "BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA" every time.

Matviy Cajabi || RW || SMJHL - Anchorage Armada (22nd overall, S75)
                                          SHL -  Edmonton Blizzard (13th overall, S76) 
Age: 18
Birthplace: Kramatorsk, Ukraine
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S75 | 66 GP | 15 G | 34 A | 49 P | +17 | 2 PPP | 20 PIM | 119 H