Originally posted by Tanner+Aug 12 2015, 12:28 AM--><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1' id='QUOTE-WRAP'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tanner @ Aug 12 2015, 12:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteEBegin-->Who in the world are you?[/b]

I am myself. My players name is Ezekiel Zunino and I intend on being a playmaker. I want to be able to feed my teammates and help them score. I look at myself as being the perfect set up man to make things happen and help the team win. I am focusing on not turning over the puck, being able to set up my teammates perfectly and watching them take advantage of all the opportunities presented to them.

Originally posted by goldlab@Aug 15 2015, 08:44 PM<br />What exactly does FV stand for?

Do you think Ezekiel Zunino can equal the legendary career of Blowjob Jesus? Are there any similarities between the two players?

Are you surprised with your draft position in the SMJHL Entry Draft? Do you think you will go in a similar spot for your SHL draft or potentially higher/lower?

Is METIS your best friend on SHL?

Do you think the Montreal Impact should form some sort of partnership with the Quebec City Meute?

FV stands exactly for Funk Volume. It's the record label for Hopsin, Dizzy Wright and many others. The change came because I was tired of the same old username I have had for like the last 4 years so I changed it up and went with this. Just showing my support and spreading the word.

There is no way Zeke can match Blowjob Jesus. Blowjob is a legend and I highly doubt any of my other trashy players from after him will even be able to come close. Zeke might be one of my better players but as of right now, no one I have created or will create will even be close to his career.

I am not so surprised with my draft spot in the SMJHL. It's right around the middle of the pack and that seems legit to me. I don't have some of the TPE that others have but I do try to do what I can when I can. As for the SHL draft, I don't exactly know where but I'd like to be at least maybe 3rd round or so. Don't have any preferred team that I want to go to though.

LOL Metis. Not my best friend at all. I just talk with him when we do our podcasts on VHL and the fact of him being my GM over there. I try to talk with him about some other things but nothing really like a best friend or a friend. I would call him more of an acquaintance than anything.

We can't really talk about crossovers like that. With the hate going back and forth, it kind of really wouldn't make sense but I could see some similarities really. Bunch of star power and just seems like it.

Originally posted by Tylar@Aug 15 2015, 08:45 PM<br />are you here so you don't get fined?

how do you feel?

do you like poutine?

I am here so I can get drafted not fined. So realistically I'd prefer to be here based off waiting for the draft to end and the pre-season to come along. Fines are nothing to me and I can just throw money around like it's nothing.

I feel great to be honest. I was torn between heading back home to Kelowna or heading back home to Montreal. Both places have been like a home to me and it seems that Montreal came knocking first. Of course Kelowna didn't do their homework on who I was so maybe that cost them to bring me back home? Oh well either way I am excited to get back to hockey.

I have never had poutine to be honest but it looks awesome. I actually intend on making it sometime and getting my family to taste is as well. French cuisine is something I want to add into our food regimen.

Originally posted by Jesster@Aug 15 2015, 08:55 PM<br />What color is your underwear?  (Or is there none  :ph34r: )

Happy with the draft?

Expectations for this upcoming season?

Going commando right now to be honest. It's extremely hot outside and I am just trying to stay as cool as I can.

I am extremely happy with the draft. I love the city of Montreal and my teammates are always the best here. This team has some awesome chemistry and I am hoping to be a part of it.

Expectations are to just have fun with it. I am not looking to load up on stats. I just want to be able to enjoy myself, my team and hopefully just have a blast.

Originally posted by Falkirk@Aug 15 2015, 09:06 PM<br />whos fav fv artist, and why is it benton

Benton isn't even close to being my fave lmfao. I don't even take Benton or his music seriously. I'd prefer to listen to Swizzz over him or even Dizzy. But Hopsin is really the one I listen to the most. His lyrics have real good meaning behind them and he isn't like all the other rappers talking about, money, cars, clothes and hoes. Or even talking about drugs or getting high. He keeps it real and that is what catches my attention.

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FV means Funk Volume? This brings you way up in my book

Jarren Benton is so underrated, i dont really think Swizzz has much talent as a solo rapper, his voice is cool and is perfect as a hype man but I couldnt listen to a whole album of his. He's a niche artist imo.

I like Jarren because he has a unique sound and really thrives as the wildcard rapper of the group. He thrives in gritty, basic tracks such as Skitzo, but he can fit in well with other, more lowkey FV tracks

Dizzy is the most talented rapper in the group by far. He has a ton of upside and can really make that mellow groove sound pop.

Nothing really needs to be said about Hopsin, he's obviously a great rapper and extremely talented[/quote]

Yeah thanks for that one. It seems like some people are into it but not really many people are into them.

Benton is definitely solid for sure. I am not a huge fan of him but like him on some things. Haven't checked out his new album yet. Swizzz is pretty solid but like Jarren, I wouldn't listen to his stuff on the regular.

I'd disagree about Dizzy but as everyone says, to each their own. Dizzy just doesn't seem like the type I could get into. I mean don't get me wrong, he has fire in his tracks, just not the style that I am into.

Yeah I have to agree with the last one here.

Who in the world are you?

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
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SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5  | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
S77 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 16 | P: 21 | +/-: -8  | H: 38 | SB: 311 | GA: 21 | TA: 32
S78 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 18 | P: 25 | +/-: 21  | H: 29 | SB: 265 | GA: 8 | TA: 30
S79 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | +/-: 8  | H: 48 | SB: 379 | GA: 25 | TA: 29
S80 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 23 | P: 25 | +/-: 23  | H: 31 | SB: 370 | GA: 19 | TA: 25
S81 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: 29  | H: 35 | SB: 373 | GA: 16 | TA: 21
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SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
S77 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | H: 2 | SB: 15 | GA: 0 | TA: 7
S78 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | H: 4 | SB: 33 | GA: 2 | TA: 3
S79 | CGY | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | H: 8 | SB: 67 | GA: 5 | TA: 5
S80 | CGY | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 3  | H: 2 | SB: 62 | GA: 5 | TA: 8
S81 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 1  | H: 2 | SB: 35 | GA: 2 | TA: 0
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
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1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

What exactly does FV stand for?

Do you think Ezekiel Zunino can equal the legendary career of Blowjob Jesus? Are there any similarities between the two players?

Are you surprised with your draft position in the SMJHL Entry Draft? Do you think you will go in a similar spot for your SHL draft or potentially higher/lower?

Is METIS your best friend on SHL?

Do you think the Montreal Impact should form some sort of partnership with the Quebec City Meute?

are you here so you don't get fined?

how do you feel?

do you like poutine?

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Originally posted by goldlab@Aug 15 2015, 09:44 PM
What exactly does FV stand for?

My guess is Funk Volume

Jaden Tanner || RD || Calgary Dragons
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 220 lb
Number: 98
-----------------------------------
SHL Regular Season:
S74 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 16 | P: 19 | +/-: -14 | H: 46 | SB: 98 | GA: 13 | TA: 48
S75 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: -21 | H: 48 | SB: 104 | GA: 17 | TA: 38
S76 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 0 | A: 14 | P: 14 | +/-: -5  | H: 73 | SB: 112 | GA: 21 | TA: 74
S77 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 16 | P: 21 | +/-: -8  | H: 38 | SB: 311 | GA: 21 | TA: 32
S78 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 18 | P: 25 | +/-: 21  | H: 29 | SB: 265 | GA: 8 | TA: 30
S79 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 16 | P: 20 | +/-: 8  | H: 48 | SB: 379 | GA: 25 | TA: 29
S80 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 23 | P: 25 | +/-: 23  | H: 31 | SB: 370 | GA: 19 | TA: 25
S81 | CGY | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: 29  | H: 35 | SB: 373 | GA: 16 | TA: 21
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SHL Playoffs:
S74 | CGY | DNQ
S75 | CGY | DNQ
S76 | CGY | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -7 | H: 4 | SB: 4 | GA: 0 | TA: 3
S77 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 1 | H: 2 | SB: 15 | GA: 0 | TA: 7
S78 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: -6 | H: 4 | SB: 33 | GA: 2 | TA: 3
S79 | CGY | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | H: 8 | SB: 67 | GA: 5 | TA: 5
S80 | CGY | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 3  | H: 2 | SB: 62 | GA: 5 | TA: 8
S81 | CGY | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 1  | H: 2 | SB: 35 | GA: 2 | TA: 0
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 23 | P: 26 | +/-: 1 | H: 93 | SB: 112 | GA: 17 | TA: 52
S72 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 25 | P: 30 | +/-: 27 | H: 112 | SB: 86 | GA: 32 | TA: 61
S73 | VAN | GP: 66 | G: 1 | A: 21 | P: 22 | +/-: 35 | H: 106 | SB: 91 | GA: 19 | TA: 57
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S70 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | H: 6 | SB: 9 | GA: 4 | TA: 4
S71 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | H: 11 | SB: 4 | GA: 3 | TA: 8
S72 | VAN | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -5 | H: 9 | SB: 4 | GA: 1 | TA: 6
S73 | VAN | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: 1 | H: 14 | SB: 18 | GA: 6 | TA: 15
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SHL Record Holder: SB in a season - 379
Jakob Tanner || HoF Goalie || HoF GM
4x Challenge Cup (S24, S26, S30, S31)
1x IIHF Gold (S23, Ireland)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S29)
1x 3rd All-Star Team (S30)
1x John McBride Trophy (S29)
1x Anton Razov Trophy (S30)
1x Mike Honcho Trophy (S29)
1x John McBride Nominee (S30)
2x Joe McKeil Award (S24, S35)

What color is your underwear? (Or is there none :ph34r: )

Happy with the draft?

Expectations for this upcoming season?

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whos fav fv artist, and why is it benton

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FV means Funk Volume? This brings you way up in my book

Jarren Benton is so underrated, i dont really think Swizzz has much talent as a solo rapper, his voice is cool and is perfect as a hype man but I couldnt listen to a whole album of his. He's a niche artist imo.

I like Jarren because he has a unique sound and really thrives as the wildcard rapper of the group. He thrives in gritty, basic tracks such as Skitzo, but he can fit in well with other, more lowkey FV tracks

Dizzy is the most talented rapper in the group by far. He has a ton of upside and can really make that mellow groove sound pop.

Nothing really needs to be said about Hopsin, he's obviously a great rapper and extremely talented

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