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You know what to do sign up below, I suck you off a little, you get happy, and I get paid.

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Bojo - It's not that I am not sure, it is more that I want you to be unsure. I may have a bad day , and be in a shitty mood. So if I tell someone to get fucked, I have the caveat of "Oh he's probably just drunk, that silly buggar"

When is WKP going to start winning games? I hope this season because I drafted Colin Scmidt, and could really use 10 TPE. You made me use my words answering a question so no suckey for you!

Eggy216 - Jasper Clayton, sup bud? I'm glad to see all your hard work paid off, and you were the 2nd OA pick. Defense wins championships, but unfortunately you don't play for Hamilton so you won't be winning many! Wink You have become one of my favorite S25 draftees with your wealth of creativity, and quantity of solid articles. If someone wants to succeed in this league the Jasper Clayton method would work 10/10. Keep up the good work!

LativianBastard- I think you won the award for most underrated despite scoring almost 50pts. That's a pretty impressive feat; You did score those points pretty quietly so I guess the award committee did get something right. Good Luck in the SHL!


KezKincaid - I don't know whose booing me Wyatt Wollker, or Riko Muerto? Riko finally has a good season, and you run to recreate? Can't handle the pressure of being a superstar? Anyway hopefully Tanner can figure out a way to draft Wollker; that would make our defense almost as sexy as our forwards currently are. Good Luck to you in the SMJHL this season, I'm sure you'll dominate!

Ballerstorm - Take your own advice bro, and maybe one day will see you in the SHL. I know you enjoy slumming down in SMJHL in an attempt to out score me. Face the facts it will never happen Tongue. I can't wait to see you up on Calgary, so you can have the feeling of being eliminated from the playoffs early!

Tanner - Whatever these chicks are on, I want some. You're on your way to becoming a HOF player, and HOF Coach. The team you built in Hamilton is not only talented, but also the LR is free and clear of douchebags (Once Kez is gone Surrender ) I'm excited to be a Steelhawk for Seasons to come!

Schultzy - The man who saved me from my addiction of NHL HUT, and instead gave me a SHL addiction. If you didn't post your pesky little ad on reddit I would never be here. I try to thank you for all the hard work you put in day in and day out. So Thank you! Please understand there are many people on this website that appreciate all you do to make it better.

McZ - The most eccentric german goal scoring machine on this website! I use to think you were just some weird German guy, but you have definitely grown on me. Too the point where I enjoy most of the stuff you post, if I can't understand it, it still brings me a chuckle. Good luck in Calgary, they have a great player in McZ.

Storm - I haven't talked to you much prior to yesterday, but you seem like good dude, once you stop riding PB's GM coattails of course. You seem to be super chill, and down to earth should make for more skype conversations in the future. Plus the dirt you know about this league had me dying last night. Especially the picture of Jared from Subway - Pre Subway.

JPL - BOOOOOOOOSEEEEEE! The Boose and Brumm pairing was way too short lived! I see you've become a superstar in Buffalo already, I'm happy to see that. You were a great LR guy, I'm sure i'll see you around take it easy on me when I'm trying to be a blue line sniper. Lastly congrats on getting the A, I think you deserve a different letter, but good luck!

Jesster - I still admire your activity as a recreate, it is no surprise you were the number 1 overall draft pick. You know how to build a strong player, and improve those players around you - you took a young but very talented MTL team to the cup. I look forward to seeing another Jesster in the HOF in a decade!

BluesBoy - Are you ready to be the best player in the SHL? You could make a case that you already have a HOF Career. Looking at your SHL stat lines you've scored 40Pts every season since being called up. I hope I can come in and contribute immediately the way you did. If you continue to improve I wouldn't be surprised to be lifting another cup with you!

Baelor Swift- Despite having one of the best names on this website, you're also building a damn good player. NEW is going to be scary in a few seasons with the draft haul they landed. Also Halifax hit a homerrun signing you as the CO-GM. Sorry WFL didn't really pan out, it was just not my cup of tea!

HFFO - Despite doubting my activity level during my SMJHL entry draft Tongue. You seem like a pretty cool dude, you have a ton of knowledge as you've been around for 20 seasons. Like storm I never really spoke to you much until yesterday. You are an opinionated little punk like I thought, but atleast you stand behind your word, and seem easy enough to get along with Cheers

r1c3bowl22 - I've never really talked to you on SHL, we talked a little bit on the short lived NABA. You have to deal with Bojo so you must be a pretty cool guy, as for all WKP players do not allow any shots on net! I have your tender, and I need to win!

Jogurta - Another person I have not talked to directly, but I have seen you a ton of work for free in the gfx section. I respect the hell out of that as I know they probably take more time than writing. Plus you made like half the league avatars for S25! You're good shit in my book, I hope pettyfer continues to dominate!

BeanSobie - Travis Kudleyfuck! One of the hardest working guys from the S25 draft class! Your articles are usually well researched and easy for a simpleton to read. Texas was a perfect spot for you to land, Deener will make you into one of the stars in this league.

PB - My favorite banker to blame my lack of money on! One day I'll talk you into adding an extra zero in there somewhere. You now know my deepest darkest secret of Sparks Lightning being my confirmed multi! I hope you guys have a great season, you drafted some stud rookies. Cheers

GCool - or The Admiral, we both got tired of the circle jerk about the same time, who knew we had the same circle jerk tolerance. I hope you're enjoying your new team, I'm pretty sure we already trashed you guys a few times in preseason, but you guys should get better in no time. I enjoy the buzzkill a lot I'm excited to hear the next installment.

TNGO - Scrub step up your TPE totals! Glad to see you becoming more active when I first started you were quiet. You're a student of the game ,and have way more knowledge about SHL history than I had expected. Maybe one day we can play for the same team again.

Hedgehog - Another guy I've never had the privilege of talking with. All I know is you better spread those legs wide so I can score when we play ya'll

Deener - Probably.
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#2

Why are you never really sure if you're drunk?

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#3

Sounds fun

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#4

sure
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#5

Booooooo Booooooo get off the ice ya bum

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Work the balls buddy
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;Wink

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#9

our Brummy

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ayo bby

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Hi
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#12

Cheers

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Preesent

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#14

ayyyyy

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08-24-2018, 01:08 PMWannabeFinn Wrote: Ah yes, the veteran meme player. A surefire bet for maybe 400 TPE Tongue
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yo

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