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***DrunkenTeddy*** · 04-18-2017, 11:37 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Grapehead@Apr 18 2017, 07:25 AM

Sounds like someone is a big chicken

Gob has, by far, the best chicken dance.

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Leoben · 04-18-2017, 11:51 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Storm@Apr 18 2017, 10:09 AM

shut the fuck up dude lmao, montreal is garbage already without the HO having to screw them.

gotta spice this up tbh

Who's a HO?

Merica · 04-18-2017, 11:59 AM

Quote:Originally posted by Marc Bradford@Apr 18 2017, 10:08 AM

This isn't a TD thread...I'm not trying to get suspended.

I give you permission let er rip

Leoben · 04-18-2017, 12:20 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Mr. Deplorable@Apr 18 2017, 10:59 AM

I give you permission let er rip

I don't even know who you are.

But here's what Cornette would probably say.

"My opinion is, and this might surprise you so hold your fuckin' breath, *cough*. First Brian, let me tell you about Blue Apron. Stacy and I tried it last night and we had purple almond buttermilk chicken pancakes with apple glazed asparagus and God damn, *cough*, it was the best fuckin' thing I've had since I left England last year. Blue Apron gives you the exact measurements you need for the servings so there's no measuring or any of that shit. Try it now and get your first three meals for free when you go to BlueApron.com/Cornette. That's BlueApron.com/Cornette.

So let me tell you. Montreal try to sneak this guy in after midnight, thinking they'd be slicker than cum on a gold tooth *cough*. But they got their hand caught in the cookie jar *cough*. So now they gotta wait to sign this God who's supposedly going to put them over the top even though Prince George are getting the Roman Reigns treatment this season.

Look, I know Montreal. I knew them when they were Impact. Despite popular opinion, I did like them. They were a motherfucker to work with but God damn, I put them over and gave them the title.

They got their hands slapped last year with Marley and thought they were the victims but God damn, it told a good story! They lost a key rookie for half of the season but they still went over. That's good story-telling dammit! That's a lot better than the shit that Bucky-Beaver motherfucker Kevin Dunn could come up with or that shitstain Vince Russo. Russo would put the Cup on a pole and make it a fatal-four way and Vancounver would go over even if they weren't in the fuckin' match.

So once again, Montreal are the underdogs but it suits them. It's good story-telling.

But the fans like to think there's some backstage politicking holding these guys back and some of these assholes are coming out and trying to expose the business and God dammit, you have to tell a story and that's why I like the Revival. *cough*.

So everyone needs to shut the fuck up and watch this one play out.

And who gives a fuck if JBL said some mean things to an announcer and made him quit? Back in my day Mr. Fuji shoved a pineapple up Bobby Eaton's ass because he didn't eat his noodles with chop sticks *laughs* *cough*. You think Bobby Eaton went home? Shit no. We turned it into an angle and Bobby walked bow-legged like a virgin on prom night who just ran a train on the Duke lacrosse team for three months. But nowadays people would get offended by that shit and the muppets hosted Raw."

crutch · 04-18-2017, 01:06 PM

^^^^ that's pretty spot on I laughed pretty hard

punkhippie · 04-18-2017, 02:56 PM

I accept now if it's enough time.

ztevans · 04-18-2017, 03:38 PM

Quote:Originally posted by Marc Bradford@Apr 18 2017, 11:20 AM

I don't even know who you are.

But here's what Cornette would probably say.

"My opinion is, and this might surprise you so hold your fuckin' breath, *cough*.  First Brian, let me tell you about Blue Apron.  Stacy and I tried it last night and we had purple almond buttermilk chicken pancakes with apple glazed asparagus and God damn, *cough*, it was the best fuckin' thing I've had since I left England last year.  Blue Apron gives you the exact measurements you need for the servings so there's no measuring or any of that shit.  Try it now and get your first three meals for free when you go to BlueApron.com/Cornette.  That's BlueApron.com/Cornette.

So let me tell you.  Montreal try to sneak this guy in after midnight, thinking they'd be slicker than cum on a gold tooth *cough*.  But they got their hand caught in the cookie jar *cough*.  So now they gotta wait to sign this God who's supposedly going to put them over the top even though Prince George are getting the Roman Reigns treatment this season.

Look, I know Montreal.  I knew them when they were Impact.  Despite popular opinion, I did like them.  They were a motherfucker to work with but God damn, I put them over and gave them the title.

They got their hands slapped last year with Marley and thought they were the victims but God damn, it told a good story!  They lost a key rookie for half of the season but they still went over.  That's good story-telling dammit!  That's a lot better than the shit that Bucky-Beaver motherfucker Kevin Dunn could come up with or that shitstain Vince Russo.  Russo would put the Cup on a pole and make it a fatal-four way and Vancounver would go over even if they weren't in the fuckin' match.

So once again, Montreal are the underdogs but it suits them.  It's good story-telling.

But the fans like to think there's some backstage politicking holding these guys back and some of these assholes are coming out and trying to expose the business and God dammit, you have to tell a story and that's why I like the Revival.  *cough*.

So everyone needs to shut the fuck up and watch this one play out.

And who gives a fuck if JBL said some mean things to an announcer and made him quit?  Back in my day Mr. Fuji shoved a pineapple up Bobby Eaton's ass because he didn't eat his noodles with chop sticks *laughs* *cough*.  You think Bobby Eaton went home?  Shit no.  We turned it into an angle and Bobby walked bow-legged like a virgin on prom night who just ran a train on the Duke lacrosse team for three months.  But nowadays people would get offended by that shit and the muppets hosted Raw."

9.7/10, needed at least one "...or whatever the fuck" for a perfect score.

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