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Nokazoa · 08-02-2019, 03:10 PM

I go to the store with my bud Artem (@diacope). I'm going to pick up some child sized SHL Licensed "Boivin" Jerseys for my nieces and nephews. I have like five of them so I have to prioritize the ones that actually like me. So I'm still stuck with five. Looks like I am gonna go out of pocket with this. God, why do they have to cost 60 a pop? I need some poutine to get over this. Artem and I hit up the food court. I bought like six orders of poutine. Didn't use the card on this since I drained it on the jerseys. Artem, wearing his newly acquired BOIVIN jersey, kept telling me this was too much for me to eat since we had workouts after this.
Told him, "You've never seen me and poutine."
"Yeah I have. You eat it after every game."
"Damn right! It is why we won"
"You got like no ice time?"
Shrugged off that burn and chowed down.
Turns out that six servings of poutine eaten in under ten minutes was too much. Started feeling queasy. Then, it hit.
Was one of the least cool things i have ever done. It came out of me all at once, Artem was in between me and the can. I couldn't help that some slipped out before I made it there. Sorry MozGOAT. I'll buy you a new one.

mstuk41 · 08-02-2019, 03:10 PM

With that fat stack of $250 bones, I'd purchase an authentic Calgary Dragons Esa Anrikkanen #10 jersey. With his induction into the HOF, there is no better time to for the league to capitalize on the new enshrined superstar.

shutdown · 08-02-2019, 03:12 PM

i found a gift card swap site online and traded it for a $200 am ex gift card. i then gambled that on @SDCore to win roty

Massive Coiler · 08-02-2019, 03:13 PM

I would head directly to the vintage part of the store and get a classic WKP Tony Flow #17 jersey, as he is my inspiration and agent. With any leftover money I would buy a NEW draft hat, because my new team for sure didn't give me one when they picked me, not enough money in the budget for that.

Durden · 08-02-2019, 03:13 PM

I would go out and buy a Jack Durden jersey because lining my pockets with money and my back with greatness is all I need.

Julio Tokolosh · 08-02-2019, 03:27 PM

08-02-2019, 01:57 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: I quickly went to the black market and bought some hookers and blow to celebrate he S48 Challenge Cup that i missed out on. Fun times were had in the sadness.

Your hookers take gift certificates?

PM me

C9Van · 08-02-2019, 03:33 PM

Jon Forty-One will be spending his stuff on a mix of things actually. He will be making sure that the equipment stays in tip top shape as he looks to become back to back champions and improvements to his Vancouver Mansion. Because he deserves it.

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Julio Tokolosh · 08-02-2019, 03:34 PM

08-02-2019, 02:23 PMAce Wrote: $250 buckaroos. I’d walk into the store, and yell aloud “Who here is a New England Wolfpack fan?!”. Hopefully I won’t be accosted or escorted out. If there’s a young fan that voluntarily raises his hand as a Boston fan in New York, I will explain that I was given this gift card and that I’ll match it for a total of $500 if he uses it today on New England merchandise. Luckily, a young girl, probably about 8 years old, shyly said “Me.”. I was barely able to hear her. I asked her parents if I could chat with her, they, realizing who I am, excitedly agreed. I picked her up.

“Hi, what’s your name?”

“I’m Erica.”

“Hi Erica, I’m Tigole. Nice to meet you.”

She explained she was from the South Shore and her brother was a hockey player that dreamed of growing up to play for the Pack. “I wish I could too. But I’m a girl.”

“Never doubt yourself. There are a ton of girls in the SHL and they’ve gone on to go into the hall of fame, and win Challenge Cups. If this is your dream, chase it.”

Erica walked out of the SHL store with a Bitties jersey for herself, her brother, both of her parents and an open invitation to attend a S49 Wolfpack game in Tigole’s private suite. The total came to $1,090 after tax. A price well worth it.

If someone ever bought my daughter a jersey that said "Tigole Bitties" on it, I would call the police so fast.

unless i was then offered box seats. then i'd be ok with little Erica wearing whatever the nice stranger wanted her to wear. sex it up, honey, this is a big opportunity.

TnlAstatine · 08-02-2019, 03:37 PM

08-02-2019, 03:27 PMJulio Tokolosh Wrote:
08-02-2019, 01:57 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: I quickly went to the black market and bought some hookers and blow to celebrate he S48 Challenge Cup that i missed out on. Fun times were had in the sadness.

You're hookers take gift certificates?

PM me

chetib · 08-02-2019, 03:46 PM

$250 at the SHL store. Well the Tibuk Soonika Chicago Jerseys are the hot new items. But if I might suggest the Tibuk Soonika flavoured rum. Every 750ml bottle comes with 10ml of Tibuk Soonika sweat mixed in. A truely delicious mix if I do say so. Also 1% of all sales go to children who haven't developed sweat glands.

**bbjygm** · 08-02-2019, 03:53 PM

I will put the $250 gift certificate towards my seasonal equipment purchase, which should bring the grand total out of my own pocket down to $8,499,750. What a deal!

Psanchez55 · 08-02-2019, 04:03 PM

LeBlanc went and who knows what she bought. Stereotypically speaking, she probably would have bought shoes, but I don't know at this point. Whatever

Tate · 08-02-2019, 04:05 PM

I used my certificate to purchase an authentic Knox Booth, Toronto North Stars jersey. It was a limited edition due to the fact that Knox was traded the very next day to the Los Angeles Panthers. I didn’t bother purchasing a Knox Booth Panthers jersey though because those I can get for free. ?

diacope · 08-02-2019, 04:06 PM

...It was an interesting week, Boivin bought some jerseys for us and his relatives but ended up running out of money, we went to the food court (actually it was Poutine Fest) and picked up a large each, since he was out of cash I ended up having to pay (sure he will tell you he did, I got the receipt for 25 bucks spent right here) damn it was delicious.. ended up telling him poutine was the reason why I able to score 8 goals last season and he asked for another.. ended up spending almost all my cash because he decided to eat 5 more large orders (which cost me another 125 bucks), I didn't say a word because I earned so much last season and I never seen somebody eat so much curd before.. didn't end well, he puked on my Boivin sweater he bought for me and I had to get another.. 60 more out of my wallet. We crashed at my place all week and cleared the kitchen, damn we had the munchies.. probably going to buy some groceries to fill the fridge and hit up the nearest dispensary so I can make it through next week specially if Jean wants to come over again.

Oh sweet totally forgot about this gift card, now I can buy the autographed @Leppish jersey from the newly opened SHL store (216.99 + tax). Just gotta make sure Jean doesn't get anywhere near it, probably just throw the card out with the last 52 cents on it, that makes up for poutine JP regurgitated.

@Nokazoa THE BOI

jlnhlfan · 08-02-2019, 04:24 PM

I went to Jersey City and saw an authentic Toronto North Stars jersey with my name on it, so I bought it with the gift card. When I asked about it, the employee said that this jersey was one of the jerseys made by the official jersey supplier of the SHL following the Draft.

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