We're freezing pina colada mix and skating on that. All the build up of snow in the corners can be sold as snow cones.

Professional frogposter

Electric lettuce enthusiast

When in Canada, you of course have to make it maple syrup. It's extra challenging because it is still fairly sticky, but reflects the country and its culture.

Thanks to @Ragnar, @Symmetrik, @Merica, @enigmatic, @sulovilen, and @OrbitingDeath for the sigs! 

Avi courtesy of @MN_Moosey

Dejana Kaptina || C || QCC || BUF  

Birthplace: Lausanne, Switzerland

SMJHL Draft: S78, Round 1, Pick 12 (QCC)

SHL Draft: S79, Round 1, Pick 13 (BUF)

QCC Away Alternate, S78-pres.

Scored Cup Clincher in S79 Four Star Cup (Game 5 OT)

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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:

S78 | 66 GP | 18 G | 29 A | 47 P | -18 | 19:19 TOI

S79 | 66 GP | 32 G | 38 A | 70 P | +57 | 19:35 TOI

S80 | 66 GP | 24 G | 47 A | 71 P | +68 | 20:28 TOI

S81 | 66 GP | 25 G | 37 A | 62 P | +24 | 19:58 TOI

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SMJHL Playoffs:

S78 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 19:17 TOI

S79 | 21 GP | 16 G | 13 A | 29 P | +10 | 20:10 TOI

S80 | 23 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | +14 | 19:12 TOI

S81 | 10 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 P | +9 | 19:53 TOI

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WJC Stats:

S78 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | +8 | 14:46 TOI

S79 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 13:07 TOI

S80 (Rhine) | 12 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | -3 | 19:12 TOI

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IIHF Stats:

S79 | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | Even | 9:03 TOI

S80 | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | Even | 13:31 TOI

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Awards and Honors:

S79 | Four Star Cup Champion

S79 | SMJHL All-Star

S79 | Brandon Holmes Award (SMJHL Best Defensive Forward)

S79 | Ronan O'Keefe Trophy (SMJHL Playoff Points Leader - Shared)

S79 | Brodie Witzel Award (SMJHL Playoff MVP)

S79 | IIHF Bronze Medal

S80 | Four Star Cup Champion

S80 | Brandon Holmes Award (SMJHL Best Defensive Forward)

 

  Louise St. Martin || LD || QCC || TOR/EDM || Peak: 1971 TPE
Birthplace: Geneva, Switzerland
SHL Draft: S64, Rd 1, Pick 14 (TOR)
Traded to EDM before S69
Traded back to TOR before S76
QCC Away Alternate, S64-S66
EDM Ass Captain, S70-S75
Scored GWG of S73 Challenge Cup G7
EDM Eye of the Storm Award 4x
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S63 | 31 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | -12 | 17:49 TOI
S64 | 66 GP | 14 G | 40 A | 54 P | +32 | 22:56 TOI
S65 | 66 GP | 21 G | 53 A | 74 P | +51 | 24:25 TOI
S66 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +7 | 22:57 TOI
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SMJHL Playoffs:
S63 | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -6 | 18:04 TOI
S64 | 14 GP | 0 G | 10 A | 10 P | +3 | 23:32 TOI
S65 | 10 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | -4 | 22:22 TOI
S66 | 17 GP | 4 G | 6 A | 10 P | +5 | 24:40 TOI
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SHL Regular Season:
S67 | 66 GP | 1 G | 18 A | 19 P | +17 | 18:56 TOI
S68 | 66 GP | 5 G | 18 A | 23 P | +42 | 20:00 TOI
S69 | 66 GP | 16 G | 25 A | 41 P | -3 | 20:14 TOI
S70 | 66 GP | 19 G | 42 A | 61 P | +14 | 21:59 TOI
S71 | 66 GP | 21 G | 34 A | 55 P | +16 | 23:55 TOI
S72 | 66 GP | 21 G | 38 A | 59 P | +28 | 23:18 TOI
S73 | 66 GP | 22 G | 58 A | 80 P | +54 | 22:30 TOI
S74 | 66 GP | 25 G | 47 A | 72 P | +54 | 22:55 TOI
S75 | 66 GP | 7 G | 21 A | 28 P | +43 | 20:23 TOI
S76 | 66 GP | 11 G | 27 A | 38 P | -23 | 22:08 TOI
S77 | 66 GP | 2 G | 17 A | 19 P | -10 | 19:06 TOI

S78 | 66 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P +3 | 17:04 TOI

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SHL Playoffs:
S67 | 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 19:15 TOI
S68 | 11 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | +1 | 19:23 TOI
S69 | 9 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +5 | 20:19 TOI
S70 | 5 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +3 | 22:17 TOI
S71 | 14 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +8 | 23:50 TOI
S72 | 15 GP | 4 G | 7 A | 11 P | +4 | 23:29 TOI
S73 | 22 GP | 6 G | 8 A | 14 P | +1 | 23:06 TOI
S74 | 10 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | Even | 21:33 TOI
S75 | 11 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +4 | 21:29 TOI
S76 | DNQ
S77 | 6 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | +4 | 18:33 TOI

S78 | 7 GP | 0 G | 1 A | Even | 18:19 TOI

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IIHF (RS ONLY):
S65 | 12 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | +8 | 14:33 TOI
S66 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -6 | 18:52 TOI
S67 | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -6 | 20:51 TOI
S68 | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 21:11 TOI
S69 | 12 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | +2 | 20:55 TOI
S70 | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -11 | 23:08 TOI
S71 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 23:23 TOI
S72 | 12 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -3 | 23:23 TOI
S73 | 12 G | 3 G | 0 A | 3 P | -5 | 24:03 TOI
S74 (as F) | 12 GP | 1 G | 8 A | 9 P | +5 | 17:06 TOI
S75 (as F) | 12 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +1 | 17:29 TOI
S76 (as F) | 12 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | +3 | 17:12 TOI

S77 | 12 GP | 4 G | 1 A | 5 P | -1 | 15:18 TOI

S78 | 12 GP | 2 G | 7 A | 9 P | +5 | 16:31 TOI

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Awards & Honors:
S64 | SMJHL All-Star
S64 | Light Award (SMJHL Most Improved)
S64 | All-SMJHL First Team
S64 | WJC Bronze Medal
S65 | SMJHL All-Star
S65 | All-SMJHL First Team
S65 | IIHF Gold Medal
S65 | WJC Gold Medal
S66 | Onoprienko Award (SMJHL Most Underrated)
S66 | Armia Award (SMJHL Commissioner's Award)
S66 | WJC Gold Medal
S70 | SHL All-Star
S71 | SHL All-Star
S71 | All-SHL Third Team
S72 | SHL All-Star
S73 | League Leader in Assists + Points (D)
S73 | Challenge Cup Champion
S73 | SHL All-Star
S73 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S73 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | SHL All-Star
S74 | League Leader in Goals + Points (D)
S74 | IIHF Silver Medal
S74 | All-SHL First Team
S74 | Scott Stevens Award (SHL Best D)
S76 | IIHF Silver Medal

Valérie Picot - Switzerland Fed Head
S74-pres.

S74 | 7 W | 5 L | Def USA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def FIN 5-1 SF, Lost to GER 4-2 GMG - Silver Medal

S75 | 5 W | 7 L | DNQ for Knockouts

S76 | 9 W | 3 L | Def FRA 3-2 (OT) QF, Def JPN 4-1 SF, Lost to CAN 7-4 GMG - Silver Medal

S77 | 8 W | 4 L | Lost to FIN 4-0 QF

S78 | 7 W | 5 L | Lost to SWE 3-1 QF

S79 | 7 W | 5 L | Def NOR 3-2 QF, Lost to CAN 3-2 SF, Def CZE 3-1 BMG - Bronze Medal

S80 | 4 W | 8 L | DNQ for Knockouts

The shills in the SHL marketing department are pushing the latest awful idea and taking all the league's water to replace with Fitted Flavored GFuel. Why? Because every can of Fitted Flavored GFuel is guaranteed to have at least 4 spelling errors and 2 comma splices. The literate weep.

M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW

Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina

Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore

Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)

Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD
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SMJHL Stats:
S44 - S46 || COL  || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195
S47 - S55 || BUF  || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X
S56 - S63 || SEA  || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0
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Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado
Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy
Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo
Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors
3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55)
Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55
Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle
Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56
Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58

Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - 80

SHL Executioner || S62 - S65
SHL Awards Committee || S57 - S66
SHL Historian Committee || S53 - S64
SHL Head Office || S60 - S61
SMJHL Awards Head || S48 - S57
Colorado Raptors GM || S48 - S53
Colorado Raptors Co-GM || S47
Team Germany Federation Head || S44 - S46
SMJHL HO Member - S45-S46
SMJHL Head Office Intern - S44 

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Thank you karey, OrbitingDeath Ragnar, and sköldpaddor for sigs! 

The ice would be replaced with frozen bud light from the concession stand, definitely better than making people drink the stuff. Don't think the piss colored ice would be too appealing though.

Pink Whitney vodka. Why is that you might ask? Because after a long game, you can melt the game-used ice and sell it for even more, like any game-used item

GM's Son|| C || Vancouver Whalers
Hometown: Montreal, Quebec, Canada (US Dual Citizen)
Age: 18
Height: 6' 4"
Weight: 215
Number: 99
TPE: 374
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Transactions:
Drafted 10th overall by the Vancouver Whalers in the S73 SMJHL Entry Draft
Signed as an Undrafted Free Agent by the Montreal Patriotes in the S74 SHL Entry Draft
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SMJHL Career Stats:
S73 (VAN): GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 32 | P: 48 | +/- 28 | 32 PIM | 11.5% Sh% | 50.7% FO% | ATOI: 18:27
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S73 (VAN): GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/- -2 | 2 PIM | 20.0% Sh% | 46.3% FO% | ATOI: 19:59
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Jonathon Hagan || D || Montreal Patriotes
Hometown: Nashville, TN
Age: Retired
Height: 6' 1"
Weight: 205
Number: 97
TPE Peak: 2012
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Transactions:
Drafted 37th Overall by the Anaheim Outlaws in the S59 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 38th Overall by the New England Wolfpack in the S60 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 2 year, $6.25 million entry level contract with the New England Wolfpack
Traded from Anaheim to Great Falls (S61)
Signed a 2 year, $6 million offer sheet with the Montreal Patriotes
Traded from Montreal to Edmonton (S73)
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SMJHL Career Stats:
S59 (ANA): GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | +/- 0 | 24 PIM | 101 Blks | 72 Hits | 23 TAs | ATOI: 18:12
S60 (ANA): GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 19 | P: 31 | +/- -9 | 22 PIM | 67 Blks | 103 Hits | 32 TAs | ATOI: 21:39
S61 (GFG): GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 9 | P: 21 | +/- -21 | 18 PIM | 182 Blks | 88 Hits | 33 TAs | ATOI: 21:03
S62 (GFG): GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 18 | P: 33 | +/- 34 | 12 PIM | 138 Blks | 93 Hits | 32 TAs | ATOI: 21:35
Career Totals: GP: 264 | G: 44 | A: 65 | P: 109 | +/- 4 | 76 PIM | 488 Blks | 356 Hits | 120 TAs | ATOI: 20:37
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S59 (ANA): GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- -5 | 0 PIM | 10 Blks | 7 Hits | 3 TAs | ATOI: 18:18
S60 (ANA): GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/- 2 | 14 PIM | 6 Blks | 7 Hits | 4 TAs | ATOI: 23:51
S61 (GFG): GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- -6 | 2 PIM | 35 Blks | 20 Hits | 5 TAs | ATOI: 20:11
S62 (GFG): GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- -2 | 0 PIM | 4 Blks | 7 Hits | 1 TA | ATOI: 22:37
Career Totals: GP: 27 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/- -11 | 16 PIM |55 Blks | 41 Hits | 13 TAs | ATOI: 21:46
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SHL Career Stats:
S63 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 10 | P: 16 | +/- -38 | 12 PIM | 178 Blks | 91 Hits | 21 TAs | ATOI: 21:08
S64 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: 27 | +/- -29 | 28 PIM | 207 Blks | 83 Hits | 30 TAs | ATOI: 22:55
S65 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 5 | A: 26 | P: 31 | +/- -59 | 22 PIM | 171 Blks | 95 Hits | 41 TAs | ATOI: 22:48
S66 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 36 | P: 44 | +/- 9 | 42 PIM | 155 Blks | 94 Hits | 42 TAs | ATOI: 22:33
S67 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 34 | P: 47 | +/- 0 | 50 PIM | 148 Blks | 99 Hits | 69 TAs | ATOI: 23:05
S68 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 35 | P: 48 | +/- 19 | 48 PIM | 153 Blks | 64 Hits | 64 TAs | ATOI: 23:03
S69 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/- 52 | 48 PIM |128 Blks | 48 Hits | 51 TAs | ATOI: 21:52
S70 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 35 | P: 44 | +/- 20 | 22 PIM | 150 Blks | 65 Hits | 45 TAs | ATOI: 22:58
S71 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 36 | P: 49 | +/- 40 | 34 PIM | 128 Blks | 83 Hits | 44 TAs | ATOI: 22:44
S72 (MTL): GP: 66 | G: 16 | A: 41 | P: 57 | +/- 45 | 45 PIM | 156 Blks | 70 Hits | 51 TAs | ATOI: 22:24
S73 (EDM): GP: 66 | G: 9 | A: 32 | P: 41 | +/- 46 | 42 PIM | 99 Blks | 46 Hits | 42 TAs | ATOI: 18:22
CAREER TOTALS (S63-S73): GP: 726 | G: 120 | A: 338 | P: 458 | +/- 105 | 393 PIM | 1671 Blks | 838 Hits | 500 TAs | ATOI: 22:10
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S64 (MTL): GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/- 1 | 4 PIM | 7 Blks | 1 Hit | 4 TAs | ATOI: 22:41
S66 (MTL): GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P 0 | +/- -8 | 2 PIM | 19 Blks | 6 Hits | 2 TAs | ATOI: 24:17
S67 (MTL): GP: 16 | G: 6 | A: 9 | P: 15 | +/- 8 | 2 PIM | 32 Blks | 16 Hits | 16 TAs | ATOI: 23:08
S68 (MTL): GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/- -2 | 2 PIM | 26 Blks | 6 Hits | 2 TAs | ATOI: 24:34
S69 (MTL): GP: 10 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- 8 | 2 PIM | 34 Blks | 11 Hits | 4 TAs | ATOI: 21:21
S70 (MTL): GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/- 14 | 8 PIM | 41 Blks | 19 Hits | 15 TAs | ATOI: 23:12
S71 (MTL): GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- -3 | 0 PIM | 4 Blks | 3 Hits | 2 TAs | ATOI: 21:52
S72 (MTL): GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 2 | P: 4 | +/- -1 | 6 PIM | 20 Blks | 5 Hits | 12 TAs | ATOI: 22:43
S73 (EDM): GP: 22 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/- 25 | 8 PIM | 43 Blks | 23 Hits | 12 TAs | ATOI: 19:05
CAREER TOTALS (S64, S66-S73): GP: 91 | G: 17 | A: 32 | P: 49 | +/- 42 | 34 PIM | 226 Blks | 90 Hits | 69 TAs | ATOI: 22:01
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International Career Stats:
S59 (WJC-USA): GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- -4 | 6 PIM | 20 Blks | 9 Hits | 4 TAs | ATOI: 11:20
S60 (WJC-USA): GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- -8 | 8 PIM | 14 Blks | 10 Hits | 2 TAs | ATOI: 19:34
S61 (WJC-USA): GP: 15 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/- 4 | 4 PIM | 13 Blks | 11 Hits | 6 TAs | ATOI: 12:18
S62 (WJC-USA): GP: 15 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/- 3 | 4 PIM | 22 Blks | 26 Hits | 12 TAs | ATOI: 20:28
S64 (IIHF-USA): GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/- -1 | 2 PIM | 14 Blks | 15 Hits | 4 TAs | ATOI: 19:44
S65 (IIHF-USA): GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 5 | P: 5 | +/- -1 | 14 PIM | 23 Blks | 17 Hits | 1 TA | ATOI: 19:56
S66 (IIHF-USA): GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P: 6 | +/- 1 | 2 PIM | 32 Blks | 11 Hits | 7 TAs | ATOI: 21:07
S67 (IIHF-USA): GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/- -5 | 14 PIM | 6 Blks | 12 Hits | 7 TAs | ATOI: 20:15
S68 (IIHF-USA): GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/- -2 | 4 PIM | 31 Blks | 6 Hits | 10 TAs | ATOI: 20:19
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Awards and Honors:
S59 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
Named Alternate Captain of Great Falls Grizzlies (S61, S62)
S61 WJC Gold Medalist (Team USA)
S62 WJC Silver Medalist (Team USA)
S62 SMJHL All-Star
S62 Abrams Award Winner
Named Alternate Captain of Montreal Patriotes (S63)
Won Challenge Cup with Edmonton Blizzard (S73)
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Marc Hagan || C || Edmonton Blizzard
Hometown: Dallas, TX
Age: Retired
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 204 lbs
Number: 12
TPE: 629
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Militia in the S46 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 23rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard in the S47 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 3-year, $6 million entry level contract with Edmonton
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SMJHL Career Stats:
S46 (MTL): GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 13 | P: 20 | +/- -2 | 26 PIM | 30 Hits | 7.87% Sh% | 47.50% FO% | ATOI: 16:34
S47 (MTL): GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 19 | P: 39 | +/- 3 | 41 PIM | 47 Hits | 14.93% Sh% | 52.06% FO% | ATOI: 19:50
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S46 (MTL): GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/- -4 | 2 PIM | 15 Hits | 15.38% Sh% | 46.15% FO% | ATOI: 20:04
S47 (MTL): GP: 19 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/- 4 | 2 PIM | 19 Hits | 17.95% Sh% | 49.52% FO% | ATOI: 19:19
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SHL Career Stats:
S48 (EDM): GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 11 | P: 18 | +/- -1 | 8 PIM | 62 Hits | 7.37% Sh% | 46.29% FO% | ATOI: 15:04
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Awards and Honors:
Elias Armia Trophy Winner (S46)
Montreal's Jordan Nugent Hall Award Winner (S46, S47)
Montreal's Alonzo Garbonzo Award Winner (S46)
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Colton Hagan || RW || Texas Renegades
Hometown: Huntsville, AL
Age: Retired
Height: 6'
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 37
TPE: 922
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Transactions:
Drafted 27th Overall by the Prince George Firebirds in the S35 SMJHL Entry Draft
Signed 1 year, $2 million entry-level contract with Prince George
Traded to Colorado from Prince George in exchange for COL S36 1st
Drafted 23rd Overall by the Texas Renegades in the S36 SHL Entry Draft
Signed 2 year, $10 million entry-level contract with Texas
Signed 3 year, $12 million extension with Texas
Signed 3 year, $15 million extension with Texas
Traded to the New England Wolfpack in exchange for NEW S47 3rd
Signed 1 year, $4 million contract with Texas
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SMJHL Career Stats:
S35 (TOT): GP: 49 | G: 12 | A: 6 | P: 18 | +/- 2 | 44 PIM | 91 Hits | 14.63% Sh% | ATOI: 17:38
-S35 (PGF): GP: 21 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/- -5 | 30 PIM | 37 Hits | 8.82 Sh% | ATOI: 16:40
-S35 (COL): GP: 28 | G: 9 | A: 4 | P: 13 | +/- 7 | 14 PIM | 54 Hits | 18.75% Sh% | ATOI: 18:22
S36 (COL): GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 16 | P: 24 | +/- 7 | 46 PIM | 139 Hits | 6.78% Sh% | ATOI: 18:02
S37 (COL): GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 14 | P: 32 | +/- 4 | 30 PIM | 122 Hits | 13.95% Sh% | ATOI: 22:10
Career: GP: 149 | G: 38 | A: 36 | P: 74 | +/- 13 | 120 PIM | 352 Hits | 11.55% Sh% | ATOI: 19:17
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SMJHL Playoff Stats:
S35 (COL): GP: 17 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/- 1 | 20 PIM | 48 Hits | 12.12% Sh% | ATOI: 20:47
S36 (COL): GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/- 0 | 6 PIM | 7 Hits | 11.11% Sh% | ATOI: 18:56
S37 (COL): GP: 7 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/- 2 | 2 PIM | 10 Hits | 11.54% Sh% | ATOI: 22:38
Career: GP: 28 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/- 3 | 28 PIM | 65 Hits | 11.76% Sh% | ATOI: 20:58
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SHL Career Stats:
S38 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 12 | P: 23 | +/- 2 | 32 PIM | 131 Hits | 8.80% Sh% | ATOI: 19:56
S39 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 15 | P: 27 | +/- 0 | 32 PIM | 145 Hits | 9.84% Sh% | ATOI: 16:09
S40 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 19 | P: 39 | +/- 6 | 42 PIM | 179 Hits | 12.90% Sh% | ATOI: 18:31
S41 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 19 | P: 39 | +/- -21 | 26 PIM | 116 Hits | 9.71% Sh% | ATOI: 18:55
S42 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 24 | A: 28 | P: 52 | +/- 7 | 47 PIM | 149 Hits | 10.04% Sh% | ATOI: 18:51
S43 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 19 | P: 31 | +/- -9 | 29 PIM | 98 Hits | 7.41% Sh% | ATOI: 18:30
S44 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 16 | P: 33 | +/- 13 | 44 PIM | 143 Hits | 10.63% Sh% | ATOI: 21:21
S45 (NEW): GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 12 | P: 23 | +/- -8 | 24 PIM | 80 Hits | 8.40% Sh% | ATOI: 17:41
S46 (TEX): GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/- -5 | 28 PIM | 113 Hits | 7.19% Sh% | ATOI: 17:00
Career: GP: 450 | G: 138 | A: 156 | P: 294 | +/- -15 | 304 PIM | 1154 Hits | 9.50% Sh% | ATOI: 18:32
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SHL Playoff Stats:
S40 (TEX): GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/- -4 | 4 PIM | 15 Hits | 0.00% Sh% | ATOI: 19:19
S42 (TEX): GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 2 | P: 6 | +/- 3 | 6 PIM | 4 Hits | 20.00% Sh% |  ATOI: 18:12
S45 (NEW): GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/- 2 | 2 PIM | 10 Hits | 5.56% Sh% | ATOI: 18:08
Career: GP: 15 | G: 5 | A: 5 | P: 10 | +/- 1 | 12 PIM | 29 Hits | 9.62% Sh% | ATOI: 18:36
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International Career Stats:
S39 (USA): GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/- 1 | 0 PIM | 10 Hits | 16.67% Sh% | ATOI: 5:38
S40 (USA): GP: 13 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/- -5 | 2 PIM | 7 Hits | 0.00% Sh% | ATOI: 6:18
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Awards and Honors:
Named Alternate Captain of Colorado Mammoths (S36-S37)
Won Most Dedicated Player Award (COL S35)
Won Tim Buckner Award (COL S35, COL S36, COL S37)
Tim Buckner Award renamed to Colton Hagan Trophy in S38
S40 IIHF Gold Medalist (USA)
S42 3rd Team All-Star
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The new liquid will be used as ice is completely black. The biggest advantage is that it froze in less than five minutes. The biggest disadvantage is we can’t see the puck anymore.

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Salzberger Lillehammersson

Anders Christiansen

I think it would be cool if the ice was replaced with frozen Gatorade, different sections of the ice with different flavors. It would then be its own little refresher for the players, with players getting on their hands and knees and taking a lick.

Toronto North Stars General Manager
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Awards Showcase~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
S78 | Lance Uppercut Nomination
S78 | Joe McKeil Nomination
[align=left]~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Regular Season~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

S78 | Co-GM | GP: 66 | W: 38 | L: 25 | OTL: 3 | P: 79
S79 | Co-GM | GP: 66 | W: 39 | L: 23 | OTL: 4 | P: 82
S80 | Co-GM | GP: 66 | W: 23 | L: 35 | OTL: 8 | P: 54
S81 | GM | GP: 66 | W: 27 | L: 35 | OTL: 4 | P: 58
S82 | GM | GP: 66 | W: 21 | L: 42 | OTL: 3 | P: 45
5 SHL Seasons | GP: 330 | W: 148 | L: 160 | OTL: 22
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Playoffs~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
S78 | Co-GM | GP: 7 | W: 3 | L: 4
S79 | Co-GM | GP: 6 | W: 2 | L: 4
S80 | Co-GM | GP: 19 | W: 11 | L: 8
S81 | GM | GP: 4 | W: 0 | L: 4
S82 | GM | MISSED PLAYOFFS
4 SHL Playoffs | GP: 36 | W: 16 | L: 20


Jayden Cloutier | S64 | STL | NEW/EDM/SFP | Peak TPE: 634
S63 | Signed off Waivers | St. Louis Scarecrows
S64 | Round 2, Pick 25 | New England Wolfpack
S66 | Traded | Edmonton Blizzard
S67 | Signed as FA | San Francisco Pride
S68 | Announces Retirement
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SMJHL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S63 | STL | 66 | 5 | 4 | 9 | -66 | 22 | 068 | 156 | 25
S64 | STL | 66 | 8 | 25 | 33 | -20 | 16 | 134 | 164 | 71
S65 | STL | 66 | 18 | 37 | 55 | 11 | 31 | 211 | 094 | 61
S66 | STL | 66 | 11 | 28 | 39 | -6 | 28 | 191 | 119 | 86
4 SMJHL | 264 | 42 | 94 | 136 | -81 | 97 | 604 | 533 | 243
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SHL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S67 | EDM | 66 | 6 | 23 | 29 | -35 | 52 | 133 | 101 | 103
S68 | SFP | 66 | 3 | 13 | 16 | -60 | 22 | 83 | 65 | 41
2 SHL | 132 | 9 | 36 | 45 | -95 | 74 | 216 | 166 | 144
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WJC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S63 | NA | 12 | 0 | 2 | 2 | -6 | 2 | 19 | 23 | 13
S65 | CAN | 12 | 2 | 2 | 4 | +3 | 2 | 47 | 23 | 19
2 WJC | 24 | 2 | 4 | 6 | -3 | 4 | 66 | 46 | 32
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Awards Showcase~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
S64 | Gold Medal | WJC | Team Canada


Lasse Zeigler | S70 | STL | MIN/TEX/TOR | Peak TPE: 1902
S69 | Round 3, Pick 34 | St. Louis Scarecrows
S70 | Round 2, Pick 35 | Minnesota Monarchs
S76 | Traded | Texas Renegades
S78 | Traded | Toronto North Stars
S80 | Announces Retirement
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SMJHL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S69 | STL | 66 | 14 | 16 | 30 | -41 | 34 | 097 | 56 | 160
S70 | STL | 66 | 18 | 17 | 35 | -33 | 19 | 152 | 49 | 136
S71 | STL | 66 | 16 | 23 | 39 | +4 | 46 | 172 | 46 | 160
S72 | STL | 66 | 17 | 36 | 53 | -26 | 47 | 159 | 45 | 193
4 SMJHL | 264 | 65 | 92 | 157 | -44 | 146 | 580 | 196 | 649
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SHL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S73 | MIN | 66 | 12 | 37 | 49 | -15 | 34 | 166 | 55 | 120
S74 | MIN | 66 | 20 | 34 | 54 | +3 | 18 | 158 | 41 | 129
S75 | MIN | 66 | 15 | 30 | 45 | -18 | 26 | 147 | 43 | 068
S76 | TEX | 66 | 30 | 41 | 71 | 29 | 28 | 211 | 32 | 086
S77 | TEX | 66 | 39 | 57 | 96 | 20 | 69 | 223 | 27 | 153
S78 | TOR | 66 | 39 | 53 | 92 | 21 | 22 | 258 | 76 | 092
S79 | TOR | 66 | 40 | 51 | 91 | 32 | 26 | 183 | 72 | 126
S80 | TOR | 66 | 30 | 37 | 67 | -39 | 28 | 231 | 53 | 104
8 SHL | 528 | 225 | 340 | 565 | 33 | 251 | 1577 | 399 | 878
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IIHF~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S71 | GER | 12 | 1 | 1 | 2 | -4 | 2 | 18 | 10 | 9
S72 | GER | 12 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 23 | 6 | 11
S73 | GER | 12 | 0 | 3 | 3 | -2 | 2 | 16 | 4 | 7
S74 | GER | 12 | 3 | 3 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 25 | 14 | 22
S75 | GER | 12 | 0 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 19 | 13 | 14
S76 | GER | 12 | 3 | 5 | 8 | -8 | 8 | 34 | 4 | 13
S77 | GER | 12 | 6 | 6 | 12 | 3 | 7 | 29 | 5 | 15
S78 | GER | 12 | 1 | 5 | 6 | -6 | 4 | 35 | 7 | 26
S79 | GER | 12 | 6 | 4 | 10 | 3 | 6 | 45 | 5 | 16
S80 | GER | 12 | 3 | 1 | 4 | -6 | 8 | 31 | 11 | 9
10 IIHF | 120 | 23 | 33 | 56 | -2 | 39 | 275 | 79 | 142
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WJC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S69 | RHI | 12 | 1 | 1 | 2 | +1 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 9
S70 | RHI | 12 | 3 | 1 | 4 | -1 | 16 | 19 | 6 | 15
S71 | RHI | 12 | 1 | 3 | 4 | -4 | 6 | 25 | 4 | 11
S72 | RHI | 12 | 3 | 10 | 13 | 15 | 4 | 41 | 7 | 20
4 WJC | 48 | 8 | 15 | 23 | 11 | 28 | 92 | 17 | 53
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Awards Showcase~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
S72 | 4 Star Cup | SMJHL | St. Louis Scarecrows
S72 | Gold Medal | IIHF | Team Germany
S72 | Silver Medal | WJC | Team Rhine
S74 | Gold Medal | IIHF | Team Germany
S76 | Buckaroo Award* | SHL | Texas Renegades
S76 | SHL All-Star | SHL | Texas Renegades
S77 | Sharpshooter Award* | SHL | Texas Renegades
S78 | SHL All-Star | SHL | Toronto North Stars


Bartholomew Lorequavius | S82 | STL/KEL | TOR | Peak TPE: TBD
S80 | Signed as DFA | St. Louis Scarecrows
S81 | Round 1, Pick 6 | Kelowna Knights
S82 | Round 6, Pick 105 | Toronto North Stars
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SMJHL~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S80 | STL | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -5 | 2 | 008 | 01 | 013
S81 | KEL | 66 | 15 | 40 | 55 | 6 | 48 | 213 | 49 | 105
S82 | KEL | 66 | 11 | 26 | 37 | 17 | 32 | 136 | 54 | 142
3 SMJHL | 138 | 26 | 66 | 92 | 18 | 82 | 357 | 104 | 260
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~IIHF~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S81 | GER | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -8 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 6
1 IIHF | 12 | 0 | 1 | 1 | -8 | 0 | 9 | 5 | 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~WJC~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Szn | TM | GP | G | A | P | +/- | PM | S | SB | H
S80 | RHI | 12 | 1 | 4 | 5 | -2 | 10 | 25 | 1 | 14
S81 | RHI | 12 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 8 | 23 | 8 | 11
2 WJC | 24 | 3 | 8 | 11 | 4 | 18 | 48 | 9 | 25
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Awards Showcase~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
S81 | Maxim Horvat Award* | SMJHL | Kelowna Knights
S81 | Bronze Medal | WJC | Team Rhine
S81 | Quilha Agante Nomination | SMJHL | Kelowna Knights
S81 | Esa Anrikkanen Nomination | SMJHL | Kelowna Knights
S81 | 1st All-Star Team | SMJHL | Kelowna Knights
S81 | All Rookie Team | SMJHL | Kelowna Knights

The ice at the Big Parm in Calgary will be made of saliva - formed from the chewin' tabacker spit of the loyal fans who launce big brown loogies over the glass instead of a Zamboni clearing the ice

      S76 SMJHL DRAFT 3RD OVERALL PICK     
        S77 SHL DRAFT 4TH OVERALL PICK         
                     IIHF TEAM NORWAY                      

cum is a pretty good one idk. might smell weird but its the same exact color and should blend in perfectly. really easy to get too if u know where to look tho

Welcome to the hall, Ben!

Awards Won
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Ben Blue (S41- S55) awards;
Tom Corcoran Winner: S41, S43
McBride Winner: S46, S48 (unanimous vote), S50
[pblSarmad Khan Runner-up: S46, S48, S50][/pbl]
[pblIIHF: Gold in S49, Silver in S50][/pbl]

Surkhi-Ze’ev (S65 - ) awards:
Elias Armia Nominee: S65, S67
Turd Ferguson Trophy Winner: S70
Jeff Darr Nominee: S73
Adian Richan Nominee: S73
Ron Mexico Nominee: S73

Definitely Hint Water. Imagine getting checked into the boards. You go facedown on the ice and are filled with despair, but suddenly you taste a refreshing burst of water, with just a hint of flavor. Different arenas could use different flavors, you'd have a built in sponsor, it's genius.

Instead of using water to create the ice rinks now, the SHL has decided to use Gatorade. It's already a sponsor, every player drinks it, and it comes in a multitude of colours. Each team can use the Gatorade that sports their team colour and really jazz up the ice for the fans. You can even use two different colours for each end to really spice things up.

Guy Incognito - D - #24
Tampa Bay Barracuda
Season 83
0-0-0
Regular Season - [G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]

Guy Incognito || D || Tampa Bay Barracuda || 2044 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
S77|Renegades|[G 4] [A 17] [Pts 21] [+/- +26] [PIM 28] [Hits 43] [SB 179]
S78|Renegades|[G 6] [A 31] [Pts 37] [+/- +39] [PIM 42] [Hits 66] [SB 128]
S79|Renegades|[G 8] [A 21] [Pts 29] [+/- -2] [PIM 42] [Hits 69] [SB 156]
S80|Renegades|[G 15] [A 33] [Pts 48] [+/- +13] [PIM 67] [Hits 79] [SB 168]
S81|Barracuda|[G 8] [A 29] [Pts 37] [+/- +23] [PIM 24] [Hits 49] [SB 153]
S82|Barracuda|[G 4] [A 27] [Pts 31] [+/- +14] [PIM 40] [Hits 98] [SB 125]
Career|[G 52] [A 171] [Pts 223] [+/- +140] [PIM 279] [Hits 441] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
S77|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +7] [PIM 2] [Hits 14] [SB 57]
S78|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +4] [PIM 4] [Hits 15] [SB 43]
S79|Renegades|[G 1] [A 6] [Pts 7] [+/- +3] [PIM 8] [Hits 14] [SB 38]
S80|Renegades|[G 4] [A 6] [Pts 10] [+/- +5] [PIM 10] [Hits 16] [SB 62]
S81|Barracuda|[G 4] [A 11] [Pts 15] [+/- +3] [PIM 4] [Hits 21] [SB 58]
S82|Barracuda|[G 0] [A 2] [Pts 2] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 14] [SB 26]
Career|[G 13] [A 37] [Pts 50] [+/- +16] [PIM 30] [Hits 98] [SB 311]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S77|Renegades|44-18-4 - 92pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S78|Renegades|48-15-3 - 99pts (Western Conference Finals)
S79|Renegades|44-21-1 - 89pts (Western Conference Finals)
S80|Renegades|38-24-4 - 80pts (Western Conference Finals)
S81|Barracuda|36-29-1 - 73pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S82|Barracuda|46-15-5 - 97pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
S81: Traded from TEX to BAP to TBB
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Won 4 IIHF Medals (3 Gold, 1 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Prime the Gatoraide killer by YouTube sensations Logan Paul and the other guy this name isn't coming too mind at the moment which is really unfortunate for me and this task in general but you get what I'm coming at look at jake go you can tell hes going off with his brothers drink in his veins

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Brawndo Energy Drink: The Thirst Mutilator. Its got electrolytes, its what the body craves. I can't think of a better option for freezing into ice, it would be a cool color and everything!

Swedish Chef || RW || Montreal Patriotes || TPE: 1400ish


Luc Blouin || RD || Philly Forge || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 225 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Stats:
S56 VAN(Jr) GP: 4 G: 0 A: 0 P: 0 +/-: +2 PIM: 0 HIT: 3
S57 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 21 P: 27 +/-: -6 PIM: 28 HIT: 37
S58 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 6 A: 24 P: 30 +/-: +30 PIM: 30 HIT: 16
S59 DET(Jr) GP: 66 G: 8 A: 25 P: 33 +/-: +19 PIM: 18 HIT: 52
S60 DET/VAN(Jr) GP: 66 G: 9 A: 26 P: 35 +/-: +25 PIM: 14 HIT: 46
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Transactions:
S56: Signed as a Draftee Free Agent by the Vancouver Whalers
S57: Drafted 2nd Overall by the Detroit Falcons
S58: Drafted 1st Overall by the Tampa Bay Barracuda
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Awards:
S56: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S57: WJC Silver Metal (Team Sweden)
S59: Zach Miller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S59: Alexis Metzler Trophy (Best Defensive Defenseman SMJHL)
S59: WJC Bronze Medal (Team World)


Robert Phelps || C || Hamilton Steelhawks || Retired
Age: Old
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 52
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Career Stats:
S34 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 10 A: 22 P: 32 +/-: -17 PIM: 29 HIT: 63
S35 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 28 P: 39 +/-: 20 PIM: 39 HIT: 76
S36 VAN(SMJHL) GP: 50 G: 11 A: 26 P: 37 +/-: -3 PIM: 59 HIT: 85
S37 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 26 P: 44 +/-: -7 PIM: 29 HIT: 36
S38 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 30 P: 44 +/-: 7 PIM: 0 HIT: 17
S39 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: 16 PIM: 40 HIT: 27
S40 HAM GP: 50 G: 10 A: 33 P: 43 +/-: 9 PIM: 10 HIT: 49
S41 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 36 P: 58 +/-: 15 PIM: 19 HIT: 62
S42 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 28 P: 42 +/-: 8 PIM: 34 HIT: 100
S43 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 29 P: 52 +/-: 3 PIM: 50 HIT: 96
S44 HAM GP: 50 G: 16 A: 30 P: 46 +/-: -7 PIM: 14 HIT: 73
S45 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 27 P: 48 +/-: 5 PIM: 24 HIT: 140
S46 HAM GP: 50 G: 21 A: 32 P: 53 +/-: 16 PIM: 33 HIT: 159
S47 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 21 P: 44 +/-: 2 PIM: 30 HIT: 114
S48 HAM GP: 50 G: 18 A: 27 P: 45 +/-: -7 PIM: 34 HIT: 159
S49 HAM GP: 50 G: 19 A: 32 P: 51 +/-: -2 PIM: 53 HIT: 155
S50 HAM GP: 50 G: 20 A: 35 P: 55 +/-: 10 PIM: 14 HIT: 88
S51 HAM GP: 50 G: 23 A: 37 P: 60 +/-: 13 PIM: 50 HIT: 86
S52 HAM GP: 50 G: 17 A: 32 P: 49 +/-: 18 PIM: 27 HIT: 56
S53 HAM GP: 50 G: 25 A: 37 P: 62 +/-: 37 PIM: 26 HIT: 47
S54 HAM GP: 50 G: 33 A: 32 P: 65 +/-: 35 PIM: 12 HIT: 60
S55 HAM GP: 50 G: 22 A: 21 P: 43 +/-: 25 PIM: 31 HIT: 26
S56 HAM GP: 50 G: 14 A: 25 P: 39 +/-: 35 PIM: 4 HIT: 36
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Transactions:
S34: Drafted 1st in the SMJHL Draft by Vancouver Whalers
S34: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for VAN
S35: Drafted 1st in the SHL Draft by Hamilton Steelhawks
S38: Awarded the position of Alternate Captain for HAM
S39: Awarded the position of Captain for HAM
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Awards:
S34: Zach Milller Trophy (Most Dedicated SMJHL)
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S37: Ryan Jesster Trophy (SHL Rookie of the Year)
S37: Rookie Team All-Star
S38: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S39: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S41: Damien Littleton Award (Most Dedicated SHL)
S42: President's Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S42: IIHF Silver Medal (Team Canada)
S50: IIHF Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S50: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: 2nd Team All-Star
S51: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S51: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: 2nd Team All-Star
S53: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S53: Challenge Cup Champion (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: Matthias Chouinard Trophy (Hamilton Steelhawks)
S54: IIHF Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S54: 3rd Team All-Star


Teddy Phelps || Former GM || Hamilton / Vancouver / Canada
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Transactions:
S35: Hired as Adviser for the Vancouver Whalers
S35: Hired as Federation Head of Team Canada
S36: Hired as Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S37: Hired as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S40: Stepped down as Head of Team Canada
S42: Stepped down as GM of the Vancouver Whalers
S42: Hired as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
S45: Stepped down as GM of the Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S35: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S35: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Four Star Cup (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S36: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S38: Bronze Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Gold Medal (Team Canada)
S39: Occasus Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Laurifer Trophy (Vancouver Whalers)
S41: Mathias Chouinard Award (Top SMJHL GM)
S42: Lance Uppercut Award (Top SHL GM)

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Frozen water just won't cut it anymore. We've now got the sponsor that always comes in first taking over. BEER! Beer is now the surface in which our players are on. Spraying the goalie just got a little bit better, and season ticket holders who get a piece of preserved game ice just got a little bit thirstier.

Some scientists in LA have discovered a liquid which when frozen retains immense friction, allowing hockey players to skate more efficiently. It was put into use during the LA Panthers game against the Buffalo Stampede, in where the Panthers had the better grip over their opponent by using the new ice more efficiently, ending in 2-7 blowout win for the LA squad.