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God damn, I thought I smelled an old fur coat from Amvets,
But it’s just you couple of corpses. l don’t know what necromancer fucked up and raised you from the dead, but I’m glad you’re back.

Okay, here’s a few questions:

1. I haven’t seen Esa in a while but I’m sure you have, so the big question is: Esa - fitter or fatter?

2. The names are a little weak boys. Hugh Manius is better at least. If you were given the chance to re-name your players, BUT you were responsible for each other’s names and not your own, what are you naming your players?

3. How’s the scouting process going? Here’s a hint: get on discord.

4. I’m going to do whatever I can to get you both on the same team. Calgary will undoubtedly fuck this up because they’re not cool like they used to be when I was Shadow GM and Sweet Lou followed directions like a champ. But if you two were to end up on a non-Calgary or New Orleans team, (fuck it I’ll eliminate WPG and BAP too) which team would you want it to be and why?

5. How great is it that the Buffalo Bills are tremendous now? Josh Allen is a handsome, lovely man, and we’re so good we even spilled over into making the Giants somewhat good! Give me your NFL playoff predictions as we roll into the second half of the season.

6. Besides bulldogs, what’s your favorite type of dog?

7. Does it irk you that the Yukon team’s abbreviation is “YUM”?

8. Each of you are given an expansion franchise. Since I know the old gag of what you’ll name your teams, let’s skip that, and where do you think the SHL actually needs some representation? Hopefully not those scumbags in Pittsburgh :eyes:

9. I didn’t check and I don’t care to since you need to waste time for this podcast but what nations are your players from? Did you put thought into it for IIHF reasons?

10. You’ve been back one week. How often are you checking the site and are you starting to feel like you’re fully “hooked” yet again?

Okay there’s 10 questions that, if you read them all, plus the laughter, beer clinks, and hits of unnamed substances, should cover 30 minutes. You’re welcome.


Bonus question: Bonk, when are we doing wings again? Slappy, you coming along?

Welcome home boys. We’ve missed you.

Well, I have anyway. *cheers*

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We will be recording Friday night, even working on a potential guest. Anyone kind enough to take pity on a few old men and throw us any questions, thoughts or suggestions you may have?

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with the win over the undefeated philadelphia eagles, the washington whatever the fuck we're calling thems have now snapped the streak of two undefeated teams in the last three years--this year's 8-0 eagles and 2020's 11-0 steelers. at this point is it safe to say that playing washington as a long undefeated team is a trap game? or is it purely coincidence that they've done it twice now?

has daniel jones done enough to earn the trust of the giants front office? has the schoen/daboll era been as good or better than you anticipated (as a giants fan myself, oh yeah it's been better than I could've imagined so far)?

favorite serialized tv show that was popular enough to be known but not a huge mainstay? for example, i fuckin loved burn notice but it definitely wasn't as big a hit as, say, breaking bad was.

fuckin uh... IPAs good or bad?

well's dry. good to have you back boys.

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How does it feel to be drafted to STL together?

How do you feel about the site since your last player?

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!. Did you old bastards have to break out the Rocky theme to get inspired to do the training for these recreates?

2. Speaking of Rocky, Thunderlips, Drago or Clubber Lang as best villain?

3. How do you feel about there being no SHL HOF updates since S63 and now 2 directors in?

4. Speaking of HOF, which wrestler in your opinion doesn't belong in WWE HOF and one that isn't who does?

5. Did you know that Burger King onions rings do not contain much onion, it's not a slice of onion but onion powder added to a mushy type of filling?

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Hi. How have you both enjoyed your return to STL?

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Hi! Some questions for you Smile

- What are you the most excited about for this new season?

- Wich of you two (or three?) will be picked the higher in the next SHL draft?

- What is the biggest reason for your come back?

- What is the thing you need, or you want, and will be looking to buy in this Black Friday?

- How you will be celebrating thanksgiving? If you don't do it in a special way, which holiday do you prefer?

  
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11-17-2022, 11:17 AMBarnabasCollins Wrote: 5. Did you know that Burger King onions rings do not contain much onion, it's not a slice of onion but onion powder added to a mushy type of filling?

Please speculate on Esa's devastation at learning this earth-shattering news while reading the question thread..

Rank your top 3 pies. As in thanksgiving pies, not the other kind of pie you both are thinking about most of the day.

Will Joe K survive the Buffalo snowstorm and what foods/snacks do you think he stocked up on before the storm?

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We will be recording this Friday if anyone wants to contribute a little something

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1. How’s my sister?
2. Favorite position? (On the ice… to clarify)
3. Would you rather have sticky feet for 24 hours or sticky fingers?
4. Favorite bar appetizer?
5. Thoughts on mini tacos?


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Gents! December is here, and that means one thing. Egg Nog season! How excited are you to consume your first nogg of the year?

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How are your players doing so far in the J, discuss your stats at length

How was each of your thanksgiving meals? What were the highlights?

It's December now, are you getting excited for christmas cookies? 

What movie was Salma Hayek the hottest in? Any specific scenes come to mind?

Hey Slappy remember that lake trip @Ohtaay took a few years back with all those hot college bikini girls and he posted pics in the dragons locker room of them jumping off a dock and it nearly killed Esa?  Speculate on if I've ever recovered from that event..

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although St. Louis is overperforming, how does it feel to have 7 HIGH earning rookies on your team atm? most teams got 1-3, but our management scored in the draft.
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