S68 SMJHL mPT #5 - Somebody Once...
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The W squad. All players who have last names starting with a W
F: Mr. Gray T White F: Andrew Willis F: Tobias Wrexks D: Dusty Wilson D: Johnny Wagner-Svenson G: George Walsh ![]() Player Progression Director Local Hive Mind
S68 All Goalie-Aneurysm Team!
Starting off, we have our victim in net: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz! At Left Defense, by game rating one of the worst defensive defenseman in the league: Luigi Ferraro! At Right Defense, reliably making his goalie shit himself every time he steps on the ice with his +/- of negative forty five: Neal Newland! Aaat Center, with an average defensive rating of 60 and a -3: Rich Paul! At Right Wing, with 57 average defensive rating and a whopping -32: Trippy Volta! And last but not least, the superstar of goalie torture, with a staggering +/- of -50, a man who puts up points but plays no defense whatsoever: Mito Chondria! Have fun Grzegorz! ![]() ![]() Registered S25, S37 Challenge Cup Champion and a pretty pretty princess
LD: Jason JR
RW: Hingle McCringleberry RD :Jack McCarthy LW: Edouard Tremblay-Lafleur C: Rich Paul G: Tummy Hurts This is the physically phobic team. ![]() Sigs by @FlappyGiraffe, @Steelhead77, @ToeDragon84, @slothfacekilla, @Wasty and other dude I need to find your name Lil' Manius Big Manius ![]() Registered Senior Member
As last season's GM for UCORCAL during the WJC (and hopefully again this season), I am no stranger to the Russian, Czech, and Latvian players that played for SMJHL teams this season. This is the S68 SMJHL All-UCORCAL Team:
F - Bavel Pure F - Bohdan Jarovsky F - Oles Kobliska D - Toasty D - David Doug G - Copernicus Doomslatter ![]() Registered Posting Freak
These men are currently the 6 best points scorers in the league at every position ( Best goalie is with the best W-L record ) at 1:39 am on December 17th.
C- Alex Piastri LW- Bohdan Jarovsky RW- Daniwl Swift LD- Nash Topalo RD- Torsten Eriksen G- Jeff Newman ![]() Say his name and he appears!
Believe In the Whalers! ![]() Believe In WJC Team Canada ![]() Believe In the Specters ![]() Croyons en Équipe Québec ![]() Believe In/Croyons en Joe Primeau! ![]() Registered S3 Challenge Cup Champion
The SMJHL Brick Wall Team - Players with the most shot blocks
F- Chris Valentine F-Hodor F- Pork Tenderloin D-Isaac Forty One D-Nevek Kobe G-Elias Adelberg We aren’t gonna score, but no way we get scored on ![]() Registered Posting Freak ![]() Registered Miracles and Nightmares
S68 all-unpronounceables. Was apparently beaten to the idea but my list is different.
Matiss Ozolinsh - LW Munko Aitmukhambetov - C Georg N'Zola - RW Chuchichäschtli Zopf - LD Jolngustraadaevinch DuBolk - RD Grzegorz Brzeczyszczykiewicz - G List of player names I can't fucking pronounce and might accidentally summon demons if read together on a goal scoring announcement ![]() ![]() Registered Anime Enthusiast
12-18-2022, 12:36 PM
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S68 "PUT ME IN COACH" team.
Pyotr Fallen - F Alexi Piastri - F Ralph Ryan - F John Brown - D Isaac Forty-One - D Jeff Newman - G This is the team of the people who had the most playtime for their position. Time-hoggers deluxe. ![]() ![]() Registered Posting Freak
12-18-2022, 03:00 PM
(This post was last modified: 12-18-2022, 04:28 PM by Leoben. Edited 1 time in total.)
The B-Squad
These guys sound like superheroes, just not the first one you look to for help, or the second, or third. But they'll do in a pinch. LW - Rush Justice (he's fast, just not as fast as the really fast guys) RW - Boom Stick (when Deadshot or Peacemaker aren't available and you need a guy to just blast something that's no more than five feet away) C - Cale Salad (can't really do anything special but he encourages kids to eat healthy and he has great cholesterol) D - John Brown (no one really knows what he does, he just showed up and they needed to fill a slot so they let him stay) D - Jim Bob Alabama (he has the power of the south on his side and when the fails he can roll tide on you) G - Tummy Hurts (armed with gluten syringes and magnesium citrate, you're gonna have a bad time) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Registered Probably shouldn't be a GM
Worst +/- for skaters, which actually creates a nice lineup;
LW - Mito Chondria C - Gaston LeGume RW - John Manganelli D - Neal Newland D - Sam Squanch G - Otter Von Bismarck For goalie I just picked the worst-looking starter, don't care about backups. ![]() Registered Posting Freak
Food food food. Here are the food-themed all-stars for the season.
C - Bnana NWaffles ![]() W - Cale Salad ![]() W - Taco Salad ![]() D - Philip Fry ![]() D - Toasty ![]() G - Swiss Cheese ![]() ![]() Registered S42 Challenge Cup Champion
The team with guys names that I find funny squad
Nibbles the Squirrel , Pork Tenderloin , Rod Cocker, Boom Stick, Hugh Manius, Tummy Hurts Yes, I am an old man with the emotional maturity of a twelve year old ![]() ![]() ![]() Registered Cool guy
The theme of this team is the all goated team full of only goated players
Tiberius Kane Pork Tenderloin Copernicus Doomslatter FITTED PRIMETIME99 CUDDLES James Dion and Matt Ox ![]() Registered Posting Freak
F - Alexi Piastri
F - Bnana NWaffles F - Trap Zelenock D - Hugh Manius D - Brendan Laroux G - Jeff Newman I went with the highest scoring players at each position, pretty simple. ![]() Gritty McGritterson Player Page Gritty McGritterson Update Page S53 Four Star Cup Champion- Detroit Falcons S56 Challenge Cup Champion - Hamilton Steelhawks |
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