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I think Maine should build a statue of me for tying the all time points record as well as possibly bring home two cups in my tenure there. Only seems fitting
Well, I've only been in Kelowna for two seasons now and have done nothing that makes me stand out in order to earn a statue, so I figure they are making a statue for me to use as a scapegoat when things don't go our way and to vandalize. Must just be a statue of my player taking a shot as that is all I've really accomplished in my short time in the SMJHL.
The Winnipeg fans erected a 40-foot statue of Gonzo Gobbledygook riding a polar bear near the city center made out of a variety of his beloved cheeses and invited fans to partake on gameday.
Geronimo Otto || C || SFP || GER || S31-S43
Drafted 49th by Kelowna Knights
Drafted 20th by Portland Admirals
Co-GM of POR/SFP S35, S41-S50
Traded to Edmonton Blizzard S43
Ray Bork || D || HAM || GBR || S44-S58
Drafted 7th by Halifax Raiders
Auto-Drafted 2nd Round (Co-GM) by SFP
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks S55
Gonzo Gobbledygook || W || COL || NOR || S60-Present
Drafted 7th by Colorado Raptors
Drafted 4th by Winnipeg Aurora
Ryu’s statue would probably of him in a pose like he’s about to take a faceoff with the plaque saying “Why did we spend a 1st Round Pick on this guy?”
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Jason Bourne || RW || Sweden || 671 TPE
Name: Jason Bourne
Age: 22
Birthplace: Washington, DC, USA
Height: 5'10"
Weight: 210 lbs
Number: 16
Ryu Jones || LW/C || Japan/World || 2183 Peak TPE
Name: Ryu Jones
Age: 20
Birthplace: Kobe, Japan
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 27
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John Hopoate
The statue of John Hopoate just doesn't really mean much. We haven't won so it's just a statue of him chugging a few beers and eating some snags on bread. Just shows the team has a good time.
Ricky Koivu has a brilliant plaque built of him in the follow through of taking a booming shot for the forge. The plaque reads "Ricky Koivu shoots the puck well wide as Buffalo complete reverse sweep of Philadelphia" (38 words)
(S65) Ricky Koivu, RW (Anchorage Armada, Philadelphia Forge
Age: 19
TPE: 371
Drafted (SMJHL): 12th Overall (ANC) in S64
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (PHI) in S65
Anchorage Armada (S64-)
Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pts
Season-by-Season Statistics:
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Regular Season: 66 GP: 8G, 12A, 20pts
(ANC) S64 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 1G, 1A, 2pt
(S48) Gabriel Johnson, D (Retired, formerly player of ANC, HAM, SEA, EDM and ATL)
Age: 33
TPE: 1933
Drafted (SMJHL): 17th Overall (ANC) in S47
Drafted (SHL): 2nd Overall (HAM) in S48
Anchorage Armada (S47-S49)
Hamilton Steelhawks (S50-S57)
Seattle Argonauts (S58-)
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Career Total (Regular Season - SMJHL): 150 GP: 22G, 52A, 74pts | -12 | 84 HIT | 132 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SMJHL): 16 GP: 1G, 8A, 9pts | -6 | 12 HIT | 22 SB
Career Total (Regular Season - SHL): 300 GP: 57G, 165A, 222pts | +95 | 268 HIT | 397 SB
Career Total (Playoffs - SHL): 61 GP: 12G, 28A, 40pts | +3 | 76 HIT | 167 SB
Career Accolades:
S47 WJC Best Rookie
S48 WJC Gold Medalist
Named Assistant Captain of ANC in S49
Runner-up for SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike in S49
Called up to Hamilton Steelhawks in S50
S50 SHL All-Rookie Team
S51 Challenge Cup
S53 Anton Razov Nominee
S53 Challenge Cup
S54 IIHF Gold Medalist
S55 IIHF Bronze Medalist
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Season-by-Season Statistics:
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 2G, 11A, 13pts | +14 | 49 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S47 SMJHL Playoffs: 4 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 6 HIT | 1 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 17A, 26pts | -23 | 10 HIT | 43 SB
(ANC) S48 SMJHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 1G, 7A, 8pts | -5 | 6 HIT | 21 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 11G, 24A, 35pts | -5 | 25 HIT | 46 SB
(ANC) S49 SMJHL Playoffs: 13 GP: 2G. 6A, 8pts | -4 | 10 HIT | 18 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 16A, 25pts | -5 | 27 HIT | 54 SB
(HAM) S50 SHL Playoffs: 12 GP: 5G, 9A, 14pts | +8 | 5 HIT | 32 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 9G, 24A, 33pts | +17 | 25 HIT | 57 SB
(HAM) S51 SHL Playoffs: 14 GP: 0G, 6A, 6pts | -4 | 16 HIT | 34 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 10G, 24A, 34pts | +0 | 20 HIT | 58 SB
(HAM) S52 SHL Playoffs: 5 GP: 0G, 1A, 1pt | -1 | 7 HIT | 11 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 15G, 32A, 47pts | +15 | 74 HIT | 69 SB
(HAM) S53 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 4G, 7A, 11pts | +4 | 26 HIT | 40 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 8G, 36A, 44pts | +35 | 60 HIT | 68 SB
(HAM) S54 SHL Playoffs: 15 GP: 3G, 5A, 8pts | -4 | 22 HIT | 50 SB
(HAM) S55 SHL Regular Season: 50 GP: 6G, 33A, 39pts | +33 | 62 HIT | 91 SB
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Job History:
Russia WJC Head GM (S47)
SMJHL Media Grading Team (S48-S52)
SHL All-Star Voting Committee (S48-)
Canada WJC Head GM (S48)
Co-GM of Canada IIHF Team (S49-S51)
SMJHL Awards Committee (S49-S52)
Canada Federation Head (S51-S53)
SMJHL PT Director (S53-)
Vancouver Whalers Interim Co-GM (S53)
Hamilton Steelhawks Co-GM (S53-)
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Accolades:
Managed Canada to S48 WJC Gold
Managed Canada to S50 IIHF Bronze
Won Joe McKeil Award for Best Coach in S53
Managed Hamilton to S53 Challenge Cup
Scott Stevens Nominee for Best Defenseman in S63
Caleb SHL GM
The Lion King
My team built a statue of my player (a goalie), in front of the stadium with a plaque that says "Make Goalie TPE Matter!" I think all the other goalies in the league would agree.
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If there were to be a statue made of George Walsh, it would have to be of him diving to save a puck from a sure goal, only to just barely have hit it with the end of his stick. I have no idea the logistics behind making a giant metal goalie essentially float in mid air, but thats what I'd want.
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Atalanta would definitely build a statue of our hero and official chef and caterer Guy Fieri for the flavor and taste he brings to our team and locker room every day. Flavortown>Hockeytown sorry haters
Credit to Geck, Ragnar and Juni for sigs
Самат Бейбітжанов | G | Colorado | Atlanta
Name: Samat Beibitzhanov
Age: 19
Birthplace: Karaganda, Kazakhstan
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 191 lbs
Number: 12/20
Name Bodycount: IIIIIIII
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S51 | COL | GP: 44 (20-22-2) | .889 SV% | 2.65 GAA | SO: 1 | 0 PIM
S52 | COL | GP: 41 (22-13-5) | .892 SV% | 2.83 GAA | SO: 0 | 4 PIM
S53 | COL | GP: 32 (11-18-2) | .910 SV% | 2.73 GAA | SO: 2
S54 | COL | GP: 30 (15-11-4) | .910 SV% | 2.27 GAA | SO: 2
SHL Regular Season:
S54 | MAN | GP: 5 (4-0-0) | .903 SV% | 1.45 GAA | SO: 1
S55 | MAN | GP: 10 (6-1-1) | .928 SV% | 1.70 GAA | SO: 1
S56 | ATL | GP: 44 (22-19-3) | .915 SV% | 3.12 GAA | SO: 3
S57 | ATL | GP: 51 (25-21-4) | .910 SV% | 2.89 GAA | SO: 4
S58 | ATL | GP: 51 (24-25-0) | .914 SV% | 3.19 GAA | SO: 3
IIHF Regular Season:
S53 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .912 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S54 | RUS | GP: 12 (3-9-0) | .917 SV% | 3.01 GAA | SO: 0
S55 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .903 SV% | 3.30 GAA | SO: 0
S56 | RUS | GP: 12 (2-10-0) | .879 SV% | 5.55 GAA | SO: 0
S57 | RUS | GP: 12 (4-8-0) | .905 SV% | 4.64 GAA | SO: 0
S58 | RUS | GP: 12 (7-3-2) | .926 SV% | 3.50 GAA | SO: 0
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Clout Box:
S50 WJC Gold Medal Team Russia
S51 All-Rookie Team
S51 Brutal SMJHL RoTY snub
S52 Tom Corcoran Nomination
S52 WJC Gold Medal Team UCORCAL
Original Colorado Goal Horn Creator
S53 WJC Bronze Medal
2x SMJHL All-Star
Мағжан Шаяхметов | Russia Co-Fed Head
Name: Magzhan Shayakhmetov
2x WJC GM, 1x Gold Medal S52 UCORCAL
S56-Present Russia Co-Fed Head
S58 IIHF Semifinalist
GoalieScore Record Holders and Winners
CHAMPION OF LIFE
S53 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54 - Harry Carpet
S55 - Markus Tegernako
S56 - Knox Booth
S57 - Luca Del Vecchio
S58 - Frans Eller
S59 - Nicolae Antonescu
S60 - Vincent Mietitore
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HISTORICAL CHAMPIONSHIP
S53-54 - Luca Del Vecchio
S54-55 - Harry Carpet
S55-56 - Markus Tegernako
S56-Present - Knox Booth
I'm not entirely sure why my team would choose to make a statue of me since there are many more deserving players, but if they did it would surely be one of me holding the cup from our win in my rookie season
Yannick Svoboda|RW|S62|Retired
Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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Transactions
23rd Overall - S61 SMJHL Draft - Regina Elk
17th Overall - S62 SHL Draft - Los Angeles Panthers
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Career Statistics: SMJHL
S61: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P: 19 | +/-: -11 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 45 | Blocked Shots: 105
S62: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 24 | P: 32 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 98 | Blocked Shots: 75
S63: GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: 1 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 100 | Blocked Shots: 96
S64: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 37 | P: 59 | +/-: 18 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 91 | Blocked Shots: 73
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Career Statistics: SHL
S65: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 30 | P: 42 | +/-: 20 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 66 | Blocked Shots: 39
S66: GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 40 | P: 58 | +/-: 15 | PIMS: 27 | Hits: 134 | Blocked Shots: 38
S67: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 42 | P: 71 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 138 | Blocked Shots: 31
S68: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 36 | P: 72 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 28 | Hits: 159 | Blocked Shots: 40
S69: GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 40 | P: 65 | +/-: -18 | PIMS: 30| Hits: 157 | Blocked Shots: 29
S70: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 29 | P: 64 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 182 | Blocked Shots: 47
S71: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 43 | P: 79 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 197 | Blocked Shots: 34
S72: GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 46 | P: 76 | +/-: 19 | PIMS: 54| Hits: 156 | Blocked Shots: 45
S73: GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 46 | P: 80 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 126 | Blocked Shots: 32
S74: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: 39 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 147 | Blocked Shots: 30
S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 31 | P: 39 | +/-: 37 | PIMS: 31| Hits: 59 | Blocked Shots: 79
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Total: GP: 726 | G: 298 | A: 419 | P: 717 | +/-: 25 | PIMS: 354| Hits: 1521 | Blocked Shots: 444
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Awards
S61: WJC Bronze medal
S63: SMJHL All-star Game
S64: SMJHL All-star Game
S64: WJC silver medal
S64: Zach Miller Trophy
S65: Challenge Cup
S66: IIHF gold medal
S68: IIHF silver medal
S72: SHL All-star Game
S73: IIHF bronze medal
S75: Challenge Cup
Emeric Gagner|RW|S77
Transactions
S76: Drafted 10th overall to Kelowna
Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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S65: W: 50 L: 14 OTL: 2 P: 102 | Challenge Cup
S66: W: 45 L: 17 OTL: 4 P: 94
S67: W: 38 L: 26 OTL: 2 P: 78
S68: W: 16 L: 44 OTL: 6 P: 38
S69: W: 17 L: 48 OTL: 1 P: 35
S70: W: 17 L: 41 OTL: 8 P: 42
S71: W: 30 L: 33 OTL: 3 P: 63
S72: W: 35 L: 29 OTL: 2 P: 72
S73: W: 36 L: 28 OTL: 2 P: 74
S74: W: 40 L: 22 OTL: 4 P: 84
S75: W: 46 L: 18 OTL: 2 P: 94 | Challenge Cup
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Awards
S65: Lance Uppercut Award (co-GM)
S65: Challenge Cup
S75: Challenge Cup
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My statue would likely be me sitting in the box. I'm here to bust some knuckles and no better way to immortalize that in a box with a bloody smile.
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Hank Stopper's statue would likely be them living up to their name, stopping a shot while in the net for the Calgary Dragons. The Dragons probably would not have a statue of them though.
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If there was ever a statue built for Edward Elric, it would probably be in a formation of him getting ready to hit someone. The TWF loves hitting people and I think it would be a great idea to have a statue of him hitting someone
Jack Kanoff | S53 | Forward | Buffalo Stampede | Germany
From: Toronto, ON, Canada
Height: 5'11
Weight: 183 lb
S53 4-Star Champion
S53 WJC Gold (Canada GM)
S58 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head)
S59 IIHF Bronze (Germany Co-Fed Head)
S60 Challenge Cup Winner
SHL Regular Season
S55 | TOR | 50 GP | 2G | 6A | 8P | -47 | 20 PIM | 74 HIT | 115 SB | 22:01 MPG
S56 | SEA | 50 GP | 3G | 12A | 15P | -13 | 33 PIM | 37 HIT | 64 SB | 17:02 MPG
S57 | SEA | 66 GP | 4G | 21A | 35P | -20 | 50 PIM | 61 HIT | 56 SB | 24:05 MPG
S58 | SEA | 66 GP | 10G | 35A | 45P | -35 | 14 PIM | 64 HIT | 79 SB | 22:20 MPG
S59 | SEA | 66 GP | 19G | 33A | 52P | +19 | 17 PIM | 64 HIT | 43 SB | 23:10 MPG
S60 | SEA/BUF | 65 GP | 17G | 54A | 71P | +42 | 8 PIM | 83 HIT | 45 SB | 21:56 MPG
S61 | BUF | 66 GP | 30G | 33A | 63P | +38 | 18 PIM | 105 HIT | 54 SB | 21:17 MPG
S62 | BUF | 66 GP | 38G | 38A | 76P | +39 | 14 PIM | 115 HIT | 63 SB | 21:32 MPG
S63 | BUF | 66 GP | 23G | 44A | 67P | +8 | 24 PIM | 102 HIT | 13 SB | 21:38 MPG
S64 | BUF | 66 GP | 17G | 36A | 53P | +41 | 24 PIM | 112 HIT | 56 SB | 21:19 MPG
IIHF
S54 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | +1 | 2 PIM | 10 HIT | 8 SB | 18:58 MPG
S55 | GER | 12 GP | 3G | 2A | 5P | +3 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 12 SB | 20:21 MPG
S56 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 3A | 4P | -11 | 2 PIM | 19 HIT | 10 SB | 20:56 MPG
S57 | GER | 12 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | +/- 0 | 0 PIM | 17 HIT | 13 SB | 21:06 MPG
S58 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 10A | 16P | + 5 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 14 SB | 21:11 MPG
S59 | GER | 12 GP | 6G | 11A | 17P | + 6 | 2 PIM | 11 HIT | 18 SB | 20:47 MPG
SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | HFX/DET | 50 GP | 7G | 13A | 20P | +2 | 22 PIM | 48 HIT | 49 SB | 18:48 MPG
S53 | DET | 50 GP | 11G | 23A | 34P | +29 | 14 PIM | 24 HIT | 14 SB | 22:38 MPG
S54 | DET | 50 GP | 9G | 18A | 27P | +2 | 32 PIM | 32 HIT | 25 SB | 23:46 MPG
SMJHL Playoffs
S52 | DET | 10 GP | 4G | 4A | 8P | +5 | 2 PIM | 3 HIT | 8 SB | 20:30 MPG
S53 | DET | 17 GP | 2G | 5A | 7P | +4 | 2 PIM | 14 HIT | 8 SB | 23:12 MPG
S54 | DET | 7 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -5 | 0 PIM | 5 HIT | 9 SB | 23:14 MPG
World Junior Championships
S51 | NA | 29 GP | 5G | 12A | 17P | -13 | 20 PIM | 33 HIT | 37 SB | 21:12 MPG
S52 | CAN | 24 GP | 1G | 9A | 10P | -7 | 8 PIM | 23 HIT | 18 SB | 20:18 MPG
S53 | CAN | 15 GP | 1G | 5A | 6P | +3 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT | 6 SB | 21:27 MPG
S54 | CAN | 13 GP | 1G | 1A | 2P | -9 | 2 PIM | 15 HIT | 8 SB | 20:15 MPG
Edward Elric | S66 | 855 TPE | Forward | Edmonton Blizzard | Canada
SMJHL Regular Season
S65 | ANC | 13-42-3 | 3.98 GAA | 0.907 SV%
S66 | ANC | 35G | 34A | 69P | -11 | 31 PIM | 139 HIT | 12 SB
S67 | ANC | 28G | 35A | 63P | +2 | 32 PIM | 121 HIT | 14 SB
S68 | QCC | 25G | 26A | 51P | -7 | 46 PIM | 168 HIT | 21 SB
SMJHL Playoffs
Nour is pretty hot ngl
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Patricija Ozerova would have a lifesize statue, putting it shorter than most of the visitors walking past. Even worse, the pose would be crouched imitating skating around a defender, making it easily missable in a crowd.