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Fantobens · 04-16-2023, 08:48 AM

I think I am probably Buffalo boomer. There is a lot in there though. Tomen is also a pretty good candidate. And everyone in there treats Lee like a boomer. It’s tough to say but I’ll stick with me since I’m old af.

*RashfordU* · 04-16-2023, 09:04 AM

The answer is easily Farquaad, the small man boomer energy this guy has is unmatched. But don't tell him I said that, it might jeopardize my ability to play for the team, apparently he knows the GM well

***mer*** · 04-16-2023, 09:11 AM

There's not really a token boomer on the Rage, everyone is kind of a grumpy oldster in their own right. Most of the team takes naps, are weird about tech stuff, and care way too much about card games.

PremierBromanov · 04-16-2023, 09:47 AM

I am the token boomer because i am 32 years old and i spend my time building planters and gardening and i dont understand young people music anymore

TacocaT 2 · 04-16-2023, 09:55 AM

Strom Chamberlin is definitely the boomer in the Calgary Dragons locker room, considering he is a 17 year SHL veteran and constantly make outdated references to his glory days and prime.

Jumbobone19 · 04-16-2023, 09:58 AM

Oh man I just realized I am the oldest player on the team at S55. I always thought of myself as a leader on the team but not actually the oldest one. So thanks for making me realize that I am the boomer on the team. The one that yells and keeps guys in check.

***Benpachi*** · 04-16-2023, 10:53 AM

Roddy is definitely the teams token boomer. He's not the oldest player, though he's getting up there. Mainly he's a massive technophobe and is constantly getting tech support from his teammates. "How do I convert this to a pdf?"

Bruins10 · 04-16-2023, 10:55 AM

I have never heard of the token boomer expression but I guess it would have to be Dwight Knight. The oldest guy on the team, he has the less to worry about and just enjoys his little phone games in the team lounge

***goldenglutes*** · 04-16-2023, 11:00 AM

the token boomer on the team used to be dick @5ympathies clapper he is still the token boomer but just not of the team, of the league because he has been hopping around the league as a boomer player

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***Ace*** · 04-16-2023, 11:16 AM

Oh, the boomer. I’ve already been tagged about six times in this thread, so thanks for the prompt, @Zerg

I guess because I’ve been here for twelve years at this point, I am the token boomer. I’ve been for the Chatzy era, Last.FM, kik, Slack, the forums, etc. I accept my fate.

*LarryTheMVP* · 04-16-2023, 11:47 AM

Oh it's clearly Kvalheim. He's one of the oldest person in the entire league with more than 20 seasons in the SHL. He barely knows how to correctly use the Internet and thinks Internet Explorer is still the number one navigator.

NJBadApple · 04-16-2023, 11:49 AM

Strongo is the old fart on the team, and although he doesn't send Famrville invites in 2023, he does bring a TV guide on road trips.

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TheNextGreatOne · 04-16-2023, 12:12 PM

The boomer on our team has got to be Bender Junior. And you may think to yourself, junior that doesn't sound like a boomer, but they take inspiration from their dad, constantly yelling at the clouds and saying they're going to do something better with blackjacks and hookers.

goilers · 04-16-2023, 12:24 PM

The boomer is probably me on the Buffalo Stampede. I won’t lie FarmVille was the shit & I played it all the time. Kinda sad that I’m a boomer but that okay.

spooked · 04-16-2023, 12:30 PM

There can only be one boomer, and it is of course Mr. Gibbles who is well established as the only player on the team holding onto life with all their might and continuing to try to play the game of hockey despite having two bad knees, a bad back, and a seemingly permanent broken finger. He often brings up how things were back in his days, and that alone is enough :nodders:

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