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*Ferda* · 06-27-2023, 10:22 PM

Billy Herrington, the star forward for the Detroit Falcons in the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League (SMJHL), was stoked about the grand opening of their spanking new stadium. He wanted to add a special touch to the opening night cake that would leave a lasting impression on the fans. During a top-secret powwow with the team's marketing peeps, Billy unveiled his killer idea. He suggested a massive cake shaped like a badass hockey arena, complete with tiny edible players gliding on an icing rink. But here's the kicker—he wanted a surprise hiding inside. When the cake got sliced, a mini version of the team's mascot, Rocky the Falcon, would pop out. Word spread like wildfire among the fan base, creating a buzz that would rival a chainsaw orchestra. As the big night drew near, the anticipation hit peak levels. The tantalizing scent of freshly baked cake wafted through the air, making everyone drool like Pavlov's dogs. Finally, the moment arrived. Billy strutted out, carrying the mammoth cake like a boss. The crowd went bananas, clapping and hooting as they laid eyes on the masterpiece. Camera flashes lit up the place, capturing the epicness for all eternity. With a ceremonial slice, the crowd collectively lost their marbles. Out sprung the adorable mini Rocky, prompting a symphony of "oohs" and "ahhs" from the gobsmacked fans. It was pure magic, an experience that would be etched in their memories forever. That opening night cake became a legendary tale, a symbol of the Detroit Falcons' new era in their kickass stadium. Fans would forever cherish the thrill and joy that filled the air that night. All thanks to Billy Herrington's genius, a simple cake became an epic moment in the team's glorious history.

***Sburbine*** · 06-27-2023, 10:37 PM

CREATIVE PROMPT

We finally did it, it's opening night in our big boy non-embarrassing arena and it's time to celebrate, we got to make it so these loyal fans forget about all the recent drama and enjoy the season by putting on a special event. We start with a promo for people to get pictures with Stardust, everyone loves a good mascot. Next we have a raffle to give away five season tickets to some lucky fans. Then right before the game starts, so does the laser show. A show so intense that it'll but those lame Vegas pre-game shows to shame, children and pregnant women should look away because of how intense it's going to be. Then at the end of the laser show, something that no one has ever seen before in a professional sporting event happens, down from the rafters comes a real life stardust, a real polar bear is brought onto the ice and with a big roar, the season has begun.

Whikadoodle · 06-27-2023, 11:35 PM

Opening night is going to be a demolition of the new arena! The fans have grown to like the small college stadium and they don't want a big new arena. We're going to show up with pitchforks and torches and burn this mother down! I'm going to burn the atrium down to the studs! I'm going to burn the ice until it floods! I'm even going to burn down the parking lot, we don't need parking where were going! And that's back to the college barn! I'm going to tell the owner, we don't need it! We've got everything we could ever want in our dinky little rink. The whole city will cheer and cheer that we've got something really special in Vancouver. Boy sir eee are we going to do great things in the tiny arena. We're going to win tiny awards. We're going to win tiny trophies.

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**OrbitingDeath** · 06-28-2023, 04:09 AM

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retuperkele · 06-28-2023, 05:13 AM

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Per request from multiple fans to have "something spectacular" in the opening night of the new Anchorage Armada Arena on Parkway Drive, Armada franchise members agreed to host one hell of a concert after the Anchorage Armada game starting at 3pm on Saturday. Agreeing to only including bands from the area, the lineup would be one worthy to go for any metal or sports enjoyers. Starting off would be Divides, a melodic post-hardccore , followed up by 36 Crazyfists, who will be having their last concert of all time given the fact that the band disbanded in 2021. Finishing off the spectacle would be something out of the box, as the Anchorage Armada were able to book Parkway Drive all the way from Australia to play as the headliner on their opening night. It was heavily ridiculed because the owners only wanted groups from Alaska, but given the fact that the new arena is literally located on Parkway Drive, it made sense to have Parkway Drive play on Parkway Drive. You do the math

Urq660 · 06-28-2023, 07:06 AM

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CrazyMojito · 06-28-2023, 11:03 AM

The Tony Pepperoni Dome is gonna have one hell of an opening night celebration that will set the bar for future opening nights. It would only be fitting to have local pizza shop "Tony's Pizza Palace" doing the catering where a set number of fans that show up first will get some free vouchers for a whole pie. Pregame festivities will take place outside the arena with events and activities for the whole family like a barbecue, face painting, bouncy house. A mini stick tournament will be held with the winning team getting some VIP tickets and gear. There will be performances by popular Canadian acts and headlined by none other than Alberta's own, Nickelback. There will be a story performance put on by local indigenous groups, and capped off by an actual Blizzard on ice as the players and management are introduced. Alcohol will even be reasonably priced for this special event. It's all very fitting that the team has a grand celebration to start the season as the hopes for a cup have never been higher and the hype around this team is palpable.

***hockeyfan*** · 06-28-2023, 11:24 AM

Written Task 1:

Ace Lightning is in charge, for some reason, of the opening night festivities for the Nevada Battleborn's upcoming season.

There will be a draw during the first round of the SMJHL playoffs against the Great Falls Grizzlies, and the winner of that gets to become the person inside of the mascot for the upcoming season. That may sound lame, but did you know that the mascot is actually the general manager of the team? That's right. So, during the pre-game ceremony at opening night, the Mascot will not only be blown out of a cannon, they will also be allowed to make one trade, or even just cut one player that they don't like. But, there will be another draw, and the winner of that gets to become the assistant mascot/general manager. There will be a sumo wrestling match in the first intermission, and the winner of that gets to play a full period for the Nevada Battleborn. Pretty insane for fans to get that kind of power.

thiefofcheese · 06-28-2023, 01:33 PM

I am terrible at doing this stuff and if the owner were to ask me they must be really in bad shape for ideas. Obviously people would think I'd go for some cheese based situation, but I am not sure that would work too well for opening night. So rather than make it cheese focused I think it should just have an awesome nacho bar because everyone loves to eat nachos right? You can have all the basics - including cheese obviously - but also add in some of the better proteins like bbq pork, some fajita chicken or something like that. Do not just give me some plain ol ground beef here.

And if you really want to mix it up add some fires instead of chips. Nacho toppings on some good crispy fries are delicious. There is a mexican place down the road that does that and it is amazing. Be sure to add some hot peppers on top too for that extra little kick.

***Benpachi*** · 06-28-2023, 02:01 PM

Creative Prompt: Written Task

As a special event and promotional day, Roderic Banes has a solid idea for the Montreal Patriotes to make a splash with the fans. First off, the main event space and/or nearest large parking lot would be set up for a special Lumberjack Games day fan event. Fans can compete against eachother and some members of the Patriotes in log rolling, wood chopping, and other classic lumberjack events. The history of Quebec is so cloesly tied to the timber industry that the event seems appropriate. Also there would be vendors selling old-timey Patriote caps, and traditional Quebecois foods, such as poutine, maple taffy, tourtiere. Unibroue would be contracted to cater a beer garden, showcasing the best of Quebecois beer, and providing a place for fans to get good and sloshed before the big game.

As a pregame show, there would be a scrimmage between the Montreal Patriotes, dressed as the original Patriote fighters, versus lucky/unlucky fans and SMJHL callups dressed as British Redcoats (this isn't 100% historically accurate, but makes for a better colour contrast and who doesn't love hating on the British Empire?)

Moe7171 · 06-28-2023, 02:18 PM

Graphic Task: Show me opening night at your arena!
This is opening night being flooded with people. [Image: opening_night_arena.png]

***notorioustig*** · 06-28-2023, 02:37 PM

With a new arena breaking ground, the owner of the Seattle Argonauts believes that leveraging the star power of Kermit Murphy, both on and off the ice, is crucial to attaining a level of positive press in the court of public opinion. However, Murphy seems to be putting his felt foot down on the issue.

Murphy's discontent stems from his deeply ingrained belief that his primary duty as a professional hockey player is to perform on the ice. There are already a number of contractual obligations requiring his participation in community events and public engagement. He feels that engaging in promotional activities would divert his focus from his game, potentially compromising his performance and commitment to the Argonauts. Additionally, he perceives these new obligations have a negative impact on his personal life and are an infringement upon his well-established routines.

According to sources close to the matter, a shouting match occured in the team facility on Monday, where the owner could be heard screaming "shove it up your ass" at Kermit, who responded with "there's already a hand up there."

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