After the last home win, deranged fans lined up to get a close look and potentially reach out and touch Flusso. One parent in particular held out their infant and screamed, begging him to touch the child and potentially pass some of the magic that enables him to play hockey at such a high level onto their child. He reached out and shook the baby's hand before getting on the team bus to take a post-win dump on a vehicle that doesn't flush.

Sig by @Evil_AllBran



Delver Fudgeson | D | NEW/BAL/TOR/HAM| Retired

Name: Delver Fudgeson
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 22
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Drafted 2nd round, 13th overall in S48 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 2nd round, 22nd overall in S49 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S48 | 50 GP | 8 G | 18 A | 26 P | -4 | 5 PPP | 24 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S49 | 50 GP | 15 G | 23 A | 38 P | +5 | 13 PPP | 26 PIM | 70 SB (STHS)
S50 | 50 GP | 4 G | 24 A | 28 P | -11 | 4 PPP | 25 PIM | 62 SB (STHS)
S51 | 50 GP | 12 G | 33 A | 45 P | +3 | 17 PPP | 16 PIM | 55 SB (STHS)
SHL Regular Season:
S52 | 50 GP | 1 G | 12 A | 13 P | +3 | 20 PIM | 43 SB (STHS)
S53 | 50 GP | 8 G | 11 A | 19 P | -11 | 14 PIM | 68 DGR
S54 | 50 GP | 6 G | 7 A | 13 P | -17 | 30 PIM | 60 DGR
S55 | 53 GP | 5 G | 11 A | 16 P | -31 | 22 PIM | 66 DGR
S56 | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -14 | 12 PIM | 79 DGR
S57 | 66 GP | 13 G | 24 A | 37 P | +7 | 8 PIM | 77 DGR
S58 | 66 GP | 10 G | 23 A | 33 P | +23 | 18 PIM | 72 DGR
S59 | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +7 | 22 PIM | 67 DGR
S60 | 66 GP | 4 G | 20 A | 24 P | +24 | 10 PIM | 70 DGR
S61 | 66 GP | 8 G | 22 A | 30 P | +35 | 10 PIM | 72 DGR
S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 15 A | 24 P | +26 | 30 PIM | 72 DGR
S63 | 66 GP | 7 G | 22 A | 29 P | +21 | 18 PIM | 79 DGR
SHL Playoffs:
S58 | 19 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 78 DGR
S60 | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 57 DGR
S61 | 19 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +11 | 4 PIM | 75 DGR
S62 | 22 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 81 DGR
S63 | 25 GP | 2 G | 5 A | 7 P | +3 | 0 PIM | 79 DGR
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S51 WJC Gold Medal
S61 Challenge Cup
S63 Challenge Cup

Tony Flow| RW | WKP| Retired

Name: Tony Flow
Birthplace: Canada
Height: 5'9"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 17
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Drafted 8th round, 46th overall in S24 SMJHL Entry Draft
Drafted 3rd round, 31st overall in S25 SHL Entry Draft
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S25 | 50 GP | 12 G | 15 A | 27 P | +11 | 54 PIM | 29 HIT
S26 | 50 GP | 22 G | 30 A | 52 P | +14 | 67 PIM |73 HIT
S27 | 50 GP | 21 G | 29 A | 50 P | +20 | 55 PIM | 68 HIT
SHL Regular Season:
S28 | 50 GP | 3 G | 1 A | 4 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 7 HIT
S29 | 50 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 5 PIM | 4 HIT | 79 MP
S30 | 50 GP | 4 G | 9 A | 13 P | +16 | 4 PIM | 4 HIT
S31 | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | +5 | 11 PIM | 13 HIT
S32 | 50 GP | 15 G | 11 A | 26 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 10 HIT
S33 | 50 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +0 | 0 PIM | 24 HIT
S34 | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | -11 | 7 PIM | 8 HIT
S35 | 50 GP | 12 G | 14 A | 26 P | +6 | 2 PIM | 13 HIT
S36 | 50 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | -4 | 2 PIM | 17 HIT
S37 | 50 GP | 15 G | 16 A | 31 P | -23 | 10 PIM | 50 HIT
S38 | 50 GP | 9 G | 12 A | 21 P | +0 | 6 PIM | 31 HIT
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S25 Four Star Cup
S26 Raymond Lindsay
S26 Ideen Fallah
S26 Jared Hansen

Petr sees babies only as the future of the Czech hockey program, pupils to be taught and formed into the gold medalists they are. Soon they will represent us with pride.

i'll playwith anyone
playing with my teammates is part of the intangibles I bring to the table
i play with them a lot.
they didn't like it at first
but after a while, it just felt normal

4-0 and 0-4 aren't that different tbh

FIRE EGGY
HIRE ARTY

BCG3 is very good when it comes to babies. I love to do the baby voice at them and watch the slobbery giggles come out. Last time I saw one at a game I signed his forehead with some lipstick so it could wipe off easier.

rip thunderdome loves babies. the last time he interacted with a baby was during the holiday season when he saw his cousin's newborn son. he fed him.

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

Kevens doesn't often interact with babies, but the last time didn't go so well. The baby started crying the moment they started being held and poor Kev didn't know what he could've possibly do differently to make the baby happy.

Thanks to @enigmatic, @Matteo, @sulovilen, @zeagle1, @TheOPSquid, and @MN_Moosey for all the sigs!

S76 C || Ylib Kove || MAN || 1600+ TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
YUM | S75-S78 | 264GP 65G 117A 182P | 36GP 14G 17A 31P | 0, 2, 1, 1, 0, 0
MAN | S79-S81 | 198GP 60G 75A 135P | 11GP 5G 7A 12P | 1, 2, 0, 0, 0, 0
WOR | S75-S75 | 12GP 2G 5A 7P | 3GP 0G 0A 0P | 0, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S76-S78 | 36GP 12G 15A 27P | 3GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0
CZE | S77-S81 | 60GP 9G 18A 27P | 5GP 0G 2A 2P | 2, 2, 1, 0, 0, 0

History
S75 | YUM | Drafted 9th Overall
S75 | YUM | Pupper Award
S76 | MAN | Drafted 4th Overall
S77 | YUM | Voted Alternate Captain
S77 | YUM | Lead Dog Award
S78 | YUM | Voted Captain
S78 | YUM | Brandon Holmes Award Nominee
S78 | YUM | SMJHL All Defense Team
S81 | CZE | Voted Alternate Captain

Portal Player ID: 1380
SMJHL Player ID: 2466
SHL Player ID: 4749
WJC Player ID: 1566
IIHF Player ID: 1628


S56 W || Kev Kevens || Retired S75 || 2075 Peak TPE
Seasons (Regular | Playoff | Playoff Round (Missed -> Cup Win))
QCC | S55-S58 | 232GP 43G 84A 127P | 46GP 9G 16A 25P | 0, 1, 1, 1, 0, 1
SFP | S59-S67 | 594GP 211G 272A 483P | 66GP 23G 24A 47P | 0, 7, 1, 1, 0, 0
CHI | S68-S75 | 528GP 211G 376A 587P | 79GP 26G 35A 61P | 0, 3, 4, 1, 0, 0
CAN | S56-S58 | 36GP 5G 13A 18P | 4GP 0G 1A 1P | 1, 1, 0, 0, 0, 1
CAN | S61-S74 | 168GP 40G 69A 109P | 23GP 3G 7A 10P | 3, 4, 1, 2, 3, 1

History
S55 | QCC | Drafted 79th Overall
S56 | SFP | Drafted 46th Overall
S56 | QCC | Jack Cross Award Nominee
S56 | CAN | WJC Gold Medal
S57 | QCC | Laurifer Trophy | 107 points
S58 | QCC | Voted Alternate Captain
S58 | QCC | Four Star Cup
S60, S66 | SFP | SHL All-Star
S60, S65 | SFP | Pride of the Pride Award
S61, S64 | SFP | Geronimo Otto Award
S62, S64-65, S67 | SFP | Voted Alternate Captain
S64 | QCC | First player entry drafted by Quebec City to reach 2000 TPE
S66 | SFP | Voted Captain
S66 | SFP | 3rd Team All-Star
S66 | SFP | Kelly Rivet Award
S68 | SFP/CHI | Traded from San Francisco to Chicago
S69 | CAN | IIHF Gold Medal
S74 | CHI | 18th player in SHL history to reach 1000 points (1049GP, 400G, 600A)
S75 | CHI | 11th highest all-time points total at time of retirement (1070P)

Portal Player ID: 16
SMJHL Player ID: 572
SHL Player ID: 1464
WJC Player ID: 262
IIHF Player ID: 1353 & 191


Keven || Site Jobs
S62-Present | Fantasy Manager
S72-Present | IIHF Fantasy Organizer
S72-S78 | Graphics Assistant
S73-S81 | Filework Backup
S78-Present | Fantasy Co-Head

Leonard Wood's made a crying baby happy and laughing the last time he's interacted with one. The mother was impressed. She asked, "Can I have my next one with you?" Leonard smiled and went back to practice with his team.

The last time Tom Pedersen interacted with a baby was actually quite unwilling. This woman on the bus carried her troll and let it puke on Tom Pedersen. After some angry looks she apologized and said that it usually was very kind.

Tom Pedersen - Left Wing / Center - Peak: 2017
Norwegian. 6'1, 210 lbs, #81
 
Teams:
S68 - S81: SHL - Calgary Dragons
Career, League: Games: 924, Goals: 293, Assists: 551, Points: 844, +/-: -131, PIM: 507
Career, Playoff: Games: 70, Goals: 16, Assists: 35, Points: 51, +/-: -33, PIM: 26
S65 - S67: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors
Career, League: Games: 198, Goals: 68, Assists: 109, points: 177, +/-: 12, PIM: 75
Career, Playoff: Games: 24, Goals: 4, Assists: 11, points: 15, +/-: -2, PIM: 2
 
International hockey:
S67 - S81: IIHF - Norway
Career, League: Games: 168, Goals: 44, Assists: 63, points: 107, +/-: 14, PIM: 92
Career, Playoff: Games: 24, Goals: 5, Assists: 6, points: 11, +/-: 3, PIM: 8
S67: WJC - Team World
S65 - S66: WJC - Finland
 
Transactions:
Released to Free Agency
Contract Extension: $5.0M x 3 (S79, S80 and S81).
Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S76, S77 and S78).
Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S73, S74 and S75).
Contract Extension: $4.0M S70, 4,5M S71 and 5M S72.
Contract Extension: $4.0M x 3 (S67 - S69).
Contract Signed with Calgary Dragons: $3.0M for S66.
Round 1, 4th pick in the S66 SHL Draft.
Contract Signed with Colorado Raptors: $4.0M + $2.0M Bonus for S65.
Round 2, 3rd pick  (17th overall) in the S65 SMJHL Draft.
 
Awards:
S80: Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway
S74: Bronze Medal in IIHF with Norway
S73: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway
S72: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway
S67: Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway
Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors
S66: Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors
S65: Alex Andani Award, given to the Best Rookie in the WJC
Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy, given to the Most Underrated Player in SMJHL
Alexander Zajac Award, Awarded to the most dedicated Colorado Raptors player

The last time Kristian Seppanen interacted with a baby was on Christmas Day, when his baby nephew threw up all over him. Seppanen was not thrilled about this Christmas present, but was able to laugh it off anyways.

Babies do not deserve to be allowed in hockey arena, they cause errors with their loud screeching and when they cry I hate being in a shootout. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET!!!

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Jeffrey Bjelland | Center | Detroit Falcons
Birthplace: Minneapolis, MN, USA
Number: 21
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Last time Jarrod Lakemore interacted with a baby, he rubbed its belly and scratched behind its ears. Then he played with a laser pointer and the baby ran around chasing it. It was a baby cat.

 S68 - Jarrod Lakemore - C

My player's last interaction with a baby was putting his own baby down about 3 hours ago, while watching Ms.Rachel to keep them quiet so they would fall asleep. This scenario was a success, but just for tonight.

Luke Laraque's last interaction with a baby was with his 6 month old son. He loves children and loves his own children. His son will likely be the next great star in the SHL.

Viktor does not deal with humans very gracefully, and that fully applies to babies as well. It's likely he would try to shake a baby's hand and/or awkwardly mumble nonsensically as he makes for the nearest exit.

Viktor Hargreeves ° C ° QCC ° SFP
BOOP

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Graj's last interaction with a baby was a great one. He went to see his brother and got to hold his nephew and love on him all day. It was awesome.

Graj Virrok || D (S68/69), F (S70-current) || Philadelphia Forge
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SMJHL Stats

S65: Goalkeeper

S66 (KEL): 66GP | 1 G | 14A | 15P | -57  | 68 sog | 1.47 sh% | 2 ppp | 82 hits | 150blks | 32 pim

S67 (KEL): 66GP | 4 G | 24A | 28P | -19  | 165sog | 2.42 sh% | 8 ppp | 71 hits | 120blks | 28 pim

SMJHL Totals (KEL): 132 GP | 5 G | 38 A | 43 P | -76 | 233 sog | 2.15 sh% | 10 ppp | 153 hits | 270 blks | 60 pim

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SHL Stats:

S68 (PHI): 66GP | 3 G | 33 A | 36 P | +45  | 119sog | 2.52 sh% | 0 ppp | 44 hits | 82 blks | 30 pim

S69 (PHI): 66GP | 2 G | 32 A | 34 P | +55  | 146sog | 1.37 sh% | 0 ppp | 54 hits | 164 blks | 20 pim

Defenseman Totals: 132 GP | 5 G | 65 A | 70 P | +100 | 265 sog | 1.89 sh% | 0 ppp | 98 hits | 246 blks | 50 PIM

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S70 (PHI):  66 GP | 31 G | 49 A | 80 P | +54  | 208sog | 14.90sh% | 3 ppp | 155 hits | 34 blks | 50 pim

S71 (PHI):  66 GP | 23 G | 48 A | 71 P | +17  | 208sog | 11.06sh% | 22 ppp | 167 hits | 49 blks | 50 pim

S72 (PHI):  66 GP | 39 G | 52 A | 91 P | +42  | 277sog | 14.08sh% | 19 ppp | 71 hits | 64 blks | 65 pim

S73 (PHI): 66 GP | 40 G | 69 A | 109 P | +53 | 272sog | 14.7sh% | 30 ppp | 74 hits | 54 blks | 40 pim

S74 (PHI): 66 GP | 54 G | 53 A | 107 P | +46 | 312sog | 17.3sh% | 25 ppp | 83 hits | 58 blks | 44 pim

S75 (PHI): 66 GP | 55 G | 57 A | 112 P | +51 | 349sog | 15.8sh% | 35 ppp | 63 hits | 62 blks | 52 pim

S76 (PHI): 66 GP | 49 G | 51 A | 100 P | +12 | 309sog | 15.9sh% | 28 ppp | 70 hits | 54 blks | 27 pim

S77 (PHI): 66 GP | 31 G | 62 A | 93 P | +19 | 248sog | 12.5sh% | 32 ppp | 139 hits | 38 blks | 40 pim

S78 (PHI): 66 GP | 29 G | 42 A | 71 P |+20 | 256sog | 11.3sh% | 3 ppp | 99 hits | 47 blks | 32 pim

S79 (PHI): 66 GP | 36 G | 45 A | 81 P | +37 | 214sog | 16.8sh% | 10 ppp | 93 hits | 42 blks | 44 pim

S80 (PHI): 66 GP | 33 G | 32 A | 65 P | +1 | 264sog | 12.5sh% | 3 ppp | 106 hits | 37 blks | 68 pim

Forward Totals: 726 GP | 420 G | 560 A | 980 P | +352  | 2917sog | 14.4sh% | 210 ppp | 1120 hits | 509 blks | 530 pim

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Career Totals: 858 GP | 425 G | 625 A | 1050 P | +432 | 3182 sog | 13.4sh% | 210 ppp | 1218 hits | 785 blks | 580 PIM

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Achievements:

Won Bronze in WJC with Sweden in S65

Made S68 All-Rookie team as Defenseman with Philadelphia Forge[/pbl

[pbl]Won Silver in IIHF with Sweden in S69

S69 Challenge Cup Champion with the Philadelphia Forge

Made S69 All-Star Game as Defenseman with Philadelphia Forge

Won Silver in IIHF with Sweden in S70

Won Bronze in IIHF with Sweden in S72[/b]

[pbl]Won the S72 Jeff Dar Award with the Philadelphia Forge

Won Gold in IIHF with Sweden in S73

Won Gold in IIHF with Sweden in S75

Made S75 All-Star team as Forward with Philadelphia Forge

Made S75 All-Star Game as Forward with Philadelphia Forge

Nominated for S75 Jeff Dar award with Philadelphia Forge

Nominated for S75 Sarmad Khan award with Philadelphia Forge

Made S76 All-Star Game as Forward with Philadelphia Forge

Recorded 4 consecutive 100-point seasons from S73-S76 with Philadelphia Forge

Made S77 All-Star Game as Forward with Philadelphia Forge

SHL Totals: All-Star teams: 2 | All-Star Games: 4+ | Awards: 1 | Award Nominations: 3

IIHF/WJC totals: 2 Gold | 2 Silver | 2 Bronze

Transactions:

S65: Drafted at Round 2, Pick 1 (15oa) by the Kelowna Knights

Signed 1 year, $4,000,000 contract with the Kelowna Knights

S66: Drafted at Round 1, Pick 18 (18oa) by the Philadeplhia Forge

Signed 1 year, $3,000,000 contract with the Philadelphia Forge

Awarded $500,000 for Bronze Medal in S66 WJC

Signed 3 year, $9,000,000 ($3,000,000/yr) extension with the Philadelphia Forge

Signed 2-year, $8,000,000 ($4,000,000/yr) contract with the Philadelphia Forge

Career Earnings: $20,500,000

Thanks to EAB and sulovien for the sigs!

Jon St. Ark does not do well with babies. He was at an autograph signing when a couple came up with a baby and asked him to sign their child. He was confused and befuddled, but signed the baby's forehead.