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You guys also suck? Well guess what, neither of us is really making the playoffs but let's fight for who will get a better draft pick and I bet we will win that fight.
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Inge Baardsen
I mean, the physical threat from my player should be enough to intimidate any other teams in the J, he is almost 50 Hits ahead of the next player in the league, sooooo….
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NoNo Jo
YUM is going to go from yummy to yucky really quickly if they even think about trying to hop on over us for a better standing. Broccoli is okay, chocolate is okay, chocolate covered broccoli is not OK. Keep that in mind fellow SMJHLers.
Hey Montreal. Stop being better at losing than us (Edmonton). I bet you wont go and win the last 4 games and take over 18th overall and thus giving Edmonton a better pick. I dont think you will.
C- Lord Raiden | TPE: 2044 | Baltimore Platoon
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 210
Number: 19
Birthplace: Washington DC, USA
SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors
SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon
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Career Statistics:
SHL Regular Season:
S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12 G | 9 A | 21 P | -42 | 16 PIM | 1 PPP | FO%- 52.8%
S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11 G | 11 A | 22 P | -36 | 44 PIM | 2 PPP | FO%- 63.0%
S59 BAP| 66 GP | 9 G | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits
S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15 G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits
S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits
S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 1 PPP | 109 Hits
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SMJHL Regular Season:
S54 COL| 50 GP | 9 G | 1 A | 10 P | -3 | 2 PIM | 2 PPP | FO%- 60.3%
S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 %
S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %
WJC Stats:
S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits
S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits
S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits
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Career Accomplishments
S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA
S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA
S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team
S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL
Awards:
S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy
S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy
S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy
Jumbo | GM | Colorado Raptors
S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM
S60 - S67| Colorado GM : 321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL
Andy Registered
S28, S39 Challenge Cup Champion
I threaten Nola! Pew Pew Pew, guns because we are the Renegades, Pew Pew Pew, we are dangeous! Pew Pew Pew. No for real get out of the way of us winning the cup, k thanks
05-03-2024, 11:45 AM
(This post was last modified: 05-03-2024, 11:55 AM by sulovilen . Edited 2 times in total.)
We already made the playoffs, but I think at least Atlanta was quite close to us. That's why before their last games I mailed them a ransom note with cut-out letters, saying that if they go past us, they would have to stay in New Jersey the next time they come play us.
Jaromir Jagrbomb - RD - Quebec City Citadelles
Walton Stromberg - C - Philadelphia Forge
Career highlights:
S54 SMJHL Entry Draft - 25th overall pick by Maine Timber
S54 - Alex Andani Award (WJC Top Rookie)
S55 SHL Entry Draft - 22nd overall pick by San Francisco Pride
S57 - WJC Gold Medal as the captain of Team Finland
S58 - Selected to SHL All-Rookie Team
S60 - Inducted to Maine Timber Hall of Fame
S62 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S64 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S66 - IIHF Gold Medal with Team Finland
S69 - SHL Challenge Cup Champion (Philadelphia Forge)
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Billy Hill
Look, texas, you may have won the division, but if we meet in the playoffs, I'd make damn sure you keep an eye on your equipment. It would sure be a shaaaaame if someone didn't have blades anymore.
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MattyJ
We are Newfoundland, we are so good we have no competitors. QCC above us is just an illusion. They are secretly picking first in the draft and have hacked the system to appear first place.
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Dan Johnston
Not sure why anyone would be afraid of a military unit made up from a bunch of birds, that isn't very intimidating at all. Please don't let us be BAPed in the first round again. It's all we seem to get anymore.
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Deep Thought
i guess to confuse san diego, we will rebrand our team name as the anchorage spotify. that way thye'll think its a streaming war instead of an actual hockey match.
Deep Thought|| RW || Anchorage Armada|| Team Switzerland|| 540 TPE
Name: Deep Thought
Birthplace: Bern, Switzerland
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 42
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Career Statistics
SMJHL Regular Season:
S73| 66 GP | 24 G | 49 A | 73 P | -2 | 35 PPP | 53 PIM | 202 H | 13 BS
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Awards/Trophies
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Cup Noodle || D || New England Wolfpack|| Team Norway || RETIRED
Name: Cup Noodle
Birthplace: Oslo, Norway
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 4
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Career Statistics
SHL Regular Season:
S64 | 66 GP | 7G | 22 A | 29 P | +5 | 0 PPP | 41 PIM | 94 H | 64 BS
S65 | 66 GP | 9G | 26 A | 35 P | -23 | 9 PPP | 20 PIM | 127 H | 137 BS
S66 | 66GP | 8G | 19 A | 27 P | -42 | 3 PPP | 20 PIM | 68 H | 116 BS
S67 | 66 GP | 4 G | 12 A | 16 P | -23 | 2 PPP | 27 PIM | 60 H | 81 BS
S68 | 66 GP | 12 G | 35 A | 47 P | +8 | 17 PPP | 26 PIM | 63 H | 145 BS
S69 | 66 GP | 11 G | 37 A | 48 P | +42 | 18 PPP | 28 PIM | 63 H | 158 BS
S70 | 66 GP | 17 G | 34 A | 51 P | +16 | 22 PPP | 36 PIM | 79 H | 239 BS
S71 | 66 GP | 11 G | 26 A | 37 P | +43 | 3 PPP | 50 PIM | 66 H | 169 BS
SMJHL Regular Season:
S61 | 66 GP | 7 G | 32 A | 39 P | +15 | 9 PPP | 38 PIM | 64 H | 25 BS
S62 | 66 GP | 9 G | 39 A | 48 P | +32 | 16 PPP | 15 PIM | 101 H | 69 BS (nice)
S63 | 66 GP | 12 G | 37A | 49 P | -2 | 11 PPP | 30 PIM | 139 H | 127 BS
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Awards/Trophies
s61 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Winner- Best Rookie
s61 SMJHL All Rookie Team
s61 Anchorage Armada Defenseman of the Year
s61 Anchorage Armada Rookie of the Year
s61 WJC Bronze Medalist - Team Finland
s62 SMJHL All Star
s63 SMJHL All Star
s63 WJC Gold Medalist- Team Finland
#4 Jersey number retired by Anchorage
s67 IIHF Gold Medalist - Team Norway
s69 Alternate Captain - NEW
s70 Alternate Captain - NEW
s70 CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPION - NEW
notorioustig IIHF Federation Head
Toast's Idiot of the Year 2021
There is no body of water you can put between us that the Armada cannot or will not cross to end your miserable attempt at a playoff run.
Dear Philly. No one else can compare to your sheer ineptitude. You are your own worst enemy and you usually choke as much as your team bunnies on a road trip.
Believe.
RD | Nathaniel Barca
S67 - MET - 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | +32 | 111 S | 55 SB | 85 H
S68 - MET - 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | + 6 | 157 S | 84 SB | 126 H
RW | Karl Krashwagen (A) | S50 | 2074 TPE *Retired
Career: 976 GP | 346 G | 431 A | -25 | 2108 H | 1038 SB
S49 - S51 HFX - 150 GP| 47G | 49A | -6 | 309H
S52 WKP - 50 GP| 7G | 17A | -9 | 105H
S53 WKP - 50 GP| 13G | 13A | -16 | 200H
S54 BAP - 50 GP| 12G | 14A | -30 | 112H
S55 BAP - 50 GP| 16G | 14A | -27 | 149H
S56 BAP - 50 GP| 11G | 8A | -25 | 125H
S57 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | -35 | 144H
S58 BAP - 66 GP| 42G | 29A | +18 | 181H
S59 BAP - 66 GP| 22G | 33A | -12 | 169H
S60 BAP - 66 GP| 37G | 35A | +6 | 156H
S61 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 50A | +29 | 127H
S62 BAP - 66 GP| 35G | 42A | +45 | 142H
S63 BAP - 66 GP| 29G | 32A | +58 | 91H
S64 BAP - 66 GP| 18G | 41A | +41 | 88H
S65 BAP - 66 GP| 12G | 22A | +9 | 108H
S66 BAP - 66 GP| 24G | 21A | -23 | 91H
S67 BAP - 66 GP| 21G | 38A | -54 | 120H
Career Totals - 976 GP| 346G | 431A | -25 | 2108H
S51 Zach Miller Trophy - Most Dedicated Player (SMJHL)
S58 Ron Mexico Trophy - Most Valuable Player (SHL)
S58 Aidan Richan Trophy - Most Improved Player (SHL)
S58 Jay McDonald Trophy - Most Goals (SHL)
S61 - Nominated Ron Mexico
Management | Hans Hammersmith * Retired
S49 WJC DACH Co-GM | Gold
S50 WJC Germany GM | Quarter Finals
S51 WJC Sweden GM | Silver
S52-S59 HFX/MET Co-GM | 184-236-28 |
S65-S68 MET Co-GM | 143-104-17 | *S67 4 Star Championship
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Crystal McLeod
Closest competitor? Pish. We're locked in. All I gotta say is: Edmonton, as always, you're the worst and Calgary Will Triumph forever more. Up the Dragons!
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Barg Hazbite
Umm, excuse me New Orleans, don't you know it's Mardi Gras and there are lot of attractive individuals looking for Specters beads? You should probably go and pass some out. It's for the community after all.
I scream loud noises to make MTL or EDM go deff, if they can't hear it will be quite hard to play hockey and maybe they can't sleep at night leaving them fatigued.
Stavros Kondos || F || Regina Elk || Seattle Argonauts
Theo Kondos || F || Jesster & Darr Winner - CC x2 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
-- SHL Regular Season --
S58 - GP:66 | G:17 | A:36 | P:53 | SOG: 130 | HITS:35 | TOI: 17:32
S59 - GP:66 | G:14 | A:36 | P:50 | SOG: 181 | HITS:41 | TOI: 18:15
S60 - GP:66 | G:19 | A:37 | P:56 | SOG: 184 | HITS:44 | TOI: 18:34
S61 - GP:66 | G:32 | A:26 | P:58 | SOG: 188 | HITS:48 | TOI: 19:50
S62 - GP:66 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | SOG: 207 | HITS:57 | TOI: 20:36
S63 - GP:66 | G:23 | A:40 | P:63 | SOG: 297 | HITS:90 | TOI: 22:00
S64 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:59 | P:86 | SOG: 237 | HITS:110 | TOI: 21:30
S65 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:46 | P:85 | SOG: 240 | HITS:161 | TOI: 21:59
S66 - GP:66 | G:39 | A:65 | P:104| SOG: 230 | HITS:134 | TOI: 22:08
S67 - GP:66 | G:27 | A:38 | P:65 | SOG: 177 | HITS:164 | TOI: 21:40
S68 - GP:66 | G:19| A:41 | P:60 | SOG: 177 | HITS:159 | TOI: 19:51
S69 - GP:66 | G:16| A:41 | P:57 | SOG: 143 | HITS:110 | TOI: 19:21
S70 - GP:66 | G:11| A:37 | P:48 | SOG: 120 | HITS:123 | TOI: 18:40
S71 - GP:66 | G:30| A:36 | P:66 | SOG: 199 | HITS:126 | TOI: 20:46
-- SHL Playoffs --
S58 - GP:12 | G:2 | A:7 | P:9 | SOG: 16 | HITS:6 | TOI: 17:35
S59 - GP:16 | G:6 | A:10 | P:16 | SOG: 33 | HITS:4 | TOI: 19:39
S60 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:5 | P:5 | SOG: 23 | HITS:11 | TOI: 18:55
S61 - GP:19 | G:6 | A:12 | P:18 | SOG: 47 | HITS:18 | TOI: 19:21
S62 - GP:24 | G:9 | A:11 | P:20 | SOG: 75 | HITS:34 | TOI: 20:55
S63 - GP:9 | G:0 | A:3 | P:3 | SOG: 37 | HITS:20 | TOI: 22:21
S64 - GP:13 | G:3 | A:10 | P:13 | SOG: 58 | HITS:31 | TOI: 22:55
S65 - GP:17 | G:3 | A:7 | P:10 | SOG: 46 | HITS:46 | TOI: 22:21
S66 - GP:14| G:8| A:12 | P:20 | SOG: 56 | HITS:22 | TOI: 21:59
S67 - GP:7 | G:0 | A:4 | P:4 | SOG: 18 | HITS:9 | TOI: 22:01
S68 - GP:15| G:5 | A:12 | P:17 | SOG: 56 | HITS:27 | TOI: 21:45
S69 - GP:7| G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | SOG: 14 | HITS:19 | TOI: 19:59
-- SMJHL --
S54 - GP:50, G:7, A:7, P:14, SOG: 47, HITS:31, TOI: 11:22
S55 - GP:50, G:13, A:16, P:29, SOG: 98, HITS:35, TOI: 18:09
S56 - GP:50, G:18, A:26, P:44, SOG: 128, HITS:35, TOI: 16:53
S57 - GP:66, G:26, A:26, P:52, SOG: 220, HITS:48, TOI: 19:05
-- AWARDS --
S54: Drafted 6th Overall - Anchorage Armada[SMJHL]
S55: Drafted 5th Overall - Texas Renegades [SHL]
S57: Four Star Cup Champions - Anchorage Armada [SMJHL]
S57: DeMaricus Smyth Award for Top Forward - Dach [WJC]
S57: Brady McIntyre Award for WJC MVP - Dach [WJC]
S58: Ryan Jesster Award - Best SHL Rookie [SHL]
S58: All Rookie Team [SHL]
S59: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S62: CHALLENGE CUP WINNERS [SHL]
S64: West All Star [SHL]
S64: 2nd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: West All Star [SHL]
S65: 3rd Team All Star [SHL]
S65: Darr Nominee [SHL]
S66: West All Star [SHL]
S66: Darr Winner [SHL]
S66: 1st Team All Star [SHL]
S68: Bronze Medal - Austria [IIHF]
S71: West All Star [SHL]
Ostap Maksimov || D || Retired || Challenge Cup x3 ||
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SHL Regular Season Statistics:
600 GP - 325 P - 3 Cups
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Ales Smirnov RW/D || Retired || Ron Mexico MVP: S35 ||
-- CAREER STATS --
REGULAR SEASON GP: 857 G:210 A:389 P:599
-- AWARDS --
S21: SMJHL Presidents Trophy & Four Star Cup | Kelowna Knights
S21:Elias Armia Trophy (Award in Excellence Given By The League Commissioner.)
S22: Four Star Cup Champs | Kelowna Knights
S22: Ted Lindsay Award (SMJHL MVP)
S22: Brodie Witzel Trophy (Playoffs MVP)
S23: SHL All Rookie Team
S26: IIHF Gold (Russia)
S28: IIHF Silver (Russia)
S32: IIHF Bronze (Russia)
S35: Ron Mexico (SHL MVP)
S38: IIHF Gold (Russia)
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