But the Berzerkers are 6-1 to start the season.

Fantasy TPE made Elvis bad and cost us the Johnny Hockey tribute game

Fantasy TPE drives drunk

I’m gonna be late to work today

Kristian Seppanen | | RD | | Malamutes | | Inferno Name: Kristian Seppanen Birthplace: Finland Height: 6'3"Weight: 237 Number: 13] Current Team: YukonYukon Captain S74-Present----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: 211 GP | 14 G | 97 A | 111 P | -12 | 299 H | 581 SB | 35 GA | 209 TASMJHL Post Season Stats: 43 GP | 2 G | 28 A | 30 P | +15 | 34 H | 124 SB | 8 GA | 51 TASHL Regular Season Stats: SHL Post Season Stats:  ----------------------------------------------- Transactions:Drafted 11 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S72 SMJHL Entry DraftDrafted 14 OA by the Atlanta Inferno in the S73 SHL Entry Draft----------------------------------------------- Awards:S73 SMJHL All-Star Team Awards: S73 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S74 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S73 Growler Award - 179 SB  S74 Growler Award - 178 SB  S74 Lead Dog Award - Team Leader 

Still time to chirp tho I guess

Kristian Seppanen | | RD | | Malamutes | | Inferno Name: Kristian Seppanen Birthplace: Finland Height: 6'3"Weight: 237 Number: 13] Current Team: YukonYukon Captain S74-Present----------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats: 211 GP | 14 G | 97 A | 111 P | -12 | 299 H | 581 SB | 35 GA | 209 TASMJHL Post Season Stats: 43 GP | 2 G | 28 A | 30 P | +15 | 34 H | 124 SB | 8 GA | 51 TASHL Regular Season Stats: SHL Post Season Stats:  ----------------------------------------------- Transactions:Drafted 11 OA by the Yukon Malamutes in the S72 SMJHL Entry DraftDrafted 14 OA by the Atlanta Inferno in the S73 SHL Entry Draft----------------------------------------------- Awards:S73 SMJHL All-Star Team Awards: S73 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S74 Wheel Dog Award - Best DEF S73 Growler Award - 179 SB  S74 Growler Award - 178 SB  S74 Lead Dog Award - Team Leader 

Halfway through the week…almost there

Jack McCarthy ll D ll Atlanta Inferno ll Team Ireland
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Name: Jack McCarthy
Height: 6' 2
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 10
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SHL Career Statistics
S81 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 12 l A: 36 l P: 48 l +/-: 21 l PIM: 44 l H: 71 l SB: 160 l TA: 58
S80 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 9 l A: 26 l P: 35 l +/-: 10 l PIM: 41 l H: 72 l SB: 187 l TA: 40
S79 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 19 l A: 32 l P: 51 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 42 l H: 73 l SB: 185 l TA: 52
S78 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 17 l A: 38 l P: 55 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 44 l H: 74 l SB: 181 l TA: 72
S77 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 25 l A: 36 l P: 61 l +/-: 19 l PIM: 47 l H: 58 l SB: 139 l TA: 59
S76 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 12 l A: 27 l P: 39 l +/-: 10 l PIM: 40 l H: 49 l SB: 169 l TA: 32
S75 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 7 l A: 33 l P: 40 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 32 l H:46 l SB: 182 l TA: 44
S74 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 23 l P: 29 l +/-: 21 l PIM: 22 l H: 60 l SB: 184 l TA: 46
S73 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 5 l A: 16 l P: 21 l +/-: 15 l PIM: 42 l H: 38 l SB: 134 l TA: 35
S72 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 3 l A: 17 l P: 20 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 43 l H: 54 l SB: 105 l TA: 36
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S81 TEX l GP: 6 l G: 1 l A: 3 l P: 4 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 9 l SB: 16 l TA: 5
S80 TEX l GP: 16 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 8 l H: 15 l SB: 68 l TA: 6
S79 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 6 l H: 13 l SB: 50 l TA: 13
S78 TEX l GP: 16 l G: 6 l A: 6 l P: 12 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 45 l TA: 11
S77 TEX l GP: 23 l G: 9 l A: 6 l P: 15 l +/-: 11 l PIM: 5 l H: 17 l SB: 67 l TA: 26
S76 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 3 l A: 6 l P: 9 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 8 l H: 5 l SB: 32 l TA: 12
S75 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 6 l PIM: 4 l H: 12 l SB: 51 l TA: 14
S74 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 0 l A: 7 l P: 7 l +/-: -1 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 27 l TA: 4
S73 TEX l GP: 4 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 3 l SB: 19 l TA: 2
S72 TEX l GP: 7 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -4 l PIM: 2 l H: 2 l SB: 10 l TA: 4
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IIHF Career Statistics
S80 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 7 l P: 7 l +/-: 15 l PIM: 4 l H: 10 l SB: 43 l TA: 5
S79 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 3 l P: 6 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 6 l H: 7 l SB: 56 l TA: 14
S78 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 4 l P: 7 l +/-: -7 l PIM: 4 l H: 9 l SB: 43 l TA: 13
S77 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 6 l P: 8 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 4 l H: 8 l SB: 49 l TA: 11
S76 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 5 l P: 7 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 8 l H: 7 l SB: 41 l TA: 15
S75 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 4 l H:5 l SB: 36 l TA: 10
S74 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 4 l P: 5 l +/-: -12 l PIM: 0 l H: 11 l SB: 32 l TA: 8
S73 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 4 l P: 4 l +/-: 7 l PIM: 4 l H: 11 l SB: 31 l TA: 3
S72 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 5 l P: 5 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 12 l H: 9 l SB: 22 l TA: 6
S71 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 6 l H: 10 l SB: 11 l TA: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 66 l G: 11 l A: 34 l P: 45 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 22 l H: 113 l SB: 135 l TA: 49
S70 REG l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 22 l P: 28 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 29 l H: 83 l SB: 165 l TA: 47
S69 REG l GP: 66 l G: 9 l A: 16 l P: 25 l +/-: -35 l PIM: 32 l H: 93 l SB: 92 l TA: 54
S68 REG l GP: 22 l G: 0 l A: 8 l P: 8 l +/-: 8 l PIM: 4 l H: 34 l SB: 38 l TA: 14
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 2 l H: 12 l SB: 36 l TA: 8
S69 REG l GP: 6 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 26 l SB: 12 l TA: 9
S68 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 1 l P: 2 l +/-:-2 l PIM: 2 l H: 18 l SB: 10 l TA: 8
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Transactions
SHL S82: Traded from Texas Renegades to Atlanta Inferno
SHL S69: Drafted by the Texas Renegades 15th overall
SMJHL S68: Signing rights traded from Yukon Malamutes to Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Claimed off waivers by Yukon Malamutes
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Awards & Achievements
S81 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S81 SHL: Named Assistant Captain of the Texas Renegades
S79 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S78 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S77 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S77 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S75 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S71 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S69 WJC: Gold medal with Team USA
SMJHL S69: Voted Captain of the Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Regina Elk Chris Chelios Jr. Award for Perseverance and Determination w/ Regina

Hope my fantasy team is off to a good start

Jack McCarthy ll D ll Atlanta Inferno ll Team Ireland
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Name: Jack McCarthy
Height: 6' 2
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 10
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SHL Career Statistics
S81 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 12 l A: 36 l P: 48 l +/-: 21 l PIM: 44 l H: 71 l SB: 160 l TA: 58
S80 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 9 l A: 26 l P: 35 l +/-: 10 l PIM: 41 l H: 72 l SB: 187 l TA: 40
S79 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 19 l A: 32 l P: 51 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 42 l H: 73 l SB: 185 l TA: 52
S78 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 17 l A: 38 l P: 55 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 44 l H: 74 l SB: 181 l TA: 72
S77 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 25 l A: 36 l P: 61 l +/-: 19 l PIM: 47 l H: 58 l SB: 139 l TA: 59
S76 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 12 l A: 27 l P: 39 l +/-: 10 l PIM: 40 l H: 49 l SB: 169 l TA: 32
S75 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 7 l A: 33 l P: 40 l +/-: 28 l PIM: 32 l H:46 l SB: 182 l TA: 44
S74 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 23 l P: 29 l +/-: 21 l PIM: 22 l H: 60 l SB: 184 l TA: 46
S73 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 5 l A: 16 l P: 21 l +/-: 15 l PIM: 42 l H: 38 l SB: 134 l TA: 35
S72 TEX l GP: 66 l G: 3 l A: 17 l P: 20 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 43 l H: 54 l SB: 105 l TA: 36
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SHL Playoff Statistics
S81 TEX l GP: 6 l G: 1 l A: 3 l P: 4 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 9 l SB: 16 l TA: 5
S80 TEX l GP: 16 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 8 l H: 15 l SB: 68 l TA: 6
S79 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 3 l A: 7 l P: 10 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 6 l H: 13 l SB: 50 l TA: 13
S78 TEX l GP: 16 l G: 6 l A: 6 l P: 12 l +/-: 2 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 45 l TA: 11
S77 TEX l GP: 23 l G: 9 l A: 6 l P: 15 l +/-: 11 l PIM: 5 l H: 17 l SB: 67 l TA: 26
S76 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 3 l A: 6 l P: 9 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 8 l H: 5 l SB: 32 l TA: 12
S75 TEX l GP: 14 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 6 l PIM: 4 l H: 12 l SB: 51 l TA: 14
S74 TEX l GP: 13 l G: 0 l A: 7 l P: 7 l +/-: -1 l PIM: 4 l H: 13 l SB: 27 l TA: 4
S73 TEX l GP: 4 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 3 l SB: 19 l TA: 2
S72 TEX l GP: 7 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -4 l PIM: 2 l H: 2 l SB: 10 l TA: 4
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IIHF Career Statistics
S80 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 7 l P: 7 l +/-: 15 l PIM: 4 l H: 10 l SB: 43 l TA: 5
S79 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 3 l P: 6 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 6 l H: 7 l SB: 56 l TA: 14
S78 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 3 l A: 4 l P: 7 l +/-: -7 l PIM: 4 l H: 9 l SB: 43 l TA: 13
S77 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 6 l P: 8 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 4 l H: 8 l SB: 49 l TA: 11
S76 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 2 l A: 5 l P: 7 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 8 l H: 7 l SB: 41 l TA: 15
S75 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 0 l PIM: 4 l H:5 l SB: 36 l TA: 10
S74 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 1 l A: 4 l P: 5 l +/-: -12 l PIM: 0 l H: 11 l SB: 32 l TA: 8
S73 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 4 l P: 4 l +/-: 7 l PIM: 4 l H: 11 l SB: 31 l TA: 3
S72 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 5 l P: 5 l +/-: 3 l PIM: 12 l H: 9 l SB: 22 l TA: 6
S71 IRL l GP: 12 l G: 0 l A: 2 l P: 2 l +/-: 4 l PIM: 6 l H: 10 l SB: 11 l TA: 3
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SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 66 l G: 11 l A: 34 l P: 45 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 22 l H: 113 l SB: 135 l TA: 49
S70 REG l GP: 66 l G: 6 l A: 22 l P: 28 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 29 l H: 83 l SB: 165 l TA: 47
S69 REG l GP: 66 l G: 9 l A: 16 l P: 25 l +/-: -35 l PIM: 32 l H: 93 l SB: 92 l TA: 54
S68 REG l GP: 22 l G: 0 l A: 8 l P: 8 l +/-: 8 l PIM: 4 l H: 34 l SB: 38 l TA: 14
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S71 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 5 l P: 6 l +/-: 1 l PIM: 2 l H: 12 l SB: 36 l TA: 8
S69 REG l GP: 6 l G: 0 l A: 1 l P: 1 l +/-: -3 l PIM: 0 l H: 26 l SB: 12 l TA: 9
S68 REG l GP: 11 l G: 1 l A: 1 l P: 2 l +/-:-2 l PIM: 2 l H: 18 l SB: 10 l TA: 8
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Transactions
SHL S82: Traded from Texas Renegades to Atlanta Inferno
SHL S69: Drafted by the Texas Renegades 15th overall
SMJHL S68: Signing rights traded from Yukon Malamutes to Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Claimed off waivers by Yukon Malamutes
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Awards & Achievements
S81 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S81 SHL: Named Assistant Captain of the Texas Renegades
S79 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S78 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S77 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S77 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 SHL: SHL all-star as member of the Texas Renegades
S76 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S75 IIHF: Bronze medal with Team Ireland
S71 IIHF: Gold medal with Team Ireland
S69 WJC: Gold medal with Team USA
SMJHL S69: Voted Captain of the Regina Elk
SMJHL S68: Regina Elk Chris Chelios Jr. Award for Perseverance and Determination w/ Regina

I can't believe it, they've canceled Grigory Rasputin!

Cmonnnn mutes, let's get the ball rolling.

I woke up with the worst back pain this morning, quite awful getting old, isn't it?

I forgot to chirp yesterday

It's been a long week already

The warmth surrounds us,
but a cold wind blows beyond
the hills and prairies

Days growing shorter
Heat sapped away from your skin
Cold like the reaper

I cant remember what day it even is

St Louis Scarecrows: S77 - S78

Baltimore Platoon: S82