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S82 SMJHL Interested Prospects Thread Due: Sunday, May 18th @ 11:59PM PST
#31

SMJHL HO Questions:
Player Name: Lukas Eichelmann
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable):
Position: LW
Recreate or First-Gen?: Recreate
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Micoolis Gonnawinthecup
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Full Discord Username: McGriddy10
Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: N/A

SMJHL GM Questions:
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.): 6+
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?: I put it on the grill
What made you join the SHL?: I wanted a place where I could build the hockey player of my dreams
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?: I would go back to the Texas Revolution because I am from Texas and that is something that is drilled into my head/
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? I would do all the different ways to solve trigonometric equations in Pre-Calculus
What color would your lightsaber be and why? My lightsaber would be red because red is my favorite color.
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? I want to be a combination of Alex Ovechkin and Leon Draisaitl.
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Sign me up!
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? I’ve been reading a lot more books.
What is your opinion on The French? I do not know what The French is.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included): The series that the Will Trent TV Series is based on from Karin Slaughter.
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? I just block out the outside noise and keep doing my own thing.
If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) Going to Disney World at the age of 4.
Pineapple on Pizza? Sure
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?: Gretzky, Messier, Lemieux, Ovechkin
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I would choose a goldendoodle because I am high in energy and am very friendly when you get to know me.

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(This post was last modified: 04-07-2025, 12:04 PM by Newkbomb. Edited 2 times in total.)

Player Name: Finish Däjob
Position: Left Defender
Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen
- First-Gens: How did you find the site? From the SSL.
Full Discord Username: Newkbomb

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: I went to the same high school as several famous athletes.

How many hours a week do you usually have free? My schedule is fairly flexible so I have at least a few hours a week that are free, anywhere from 5-10.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? On the grill with some good char lines.

What made you join the SHL? I had a lot of fun in the SSL and wanted to give another sim league a try.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? I would travel back to watch the Magic vs Bird NCAA championship game. I love March Madness and that would be a legendary game to see.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Pokemon competitive battling viability.

What color would your lightsaber be and why? Green because it looks sick.

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Make the enemy hurt. If that means fighting, I will win. If that means stopping goals, I will win. If that means, winning, I will win.

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? With rainbow-colored eye paint and without losing the blank stare of hatred at the enemy. (Däjob POV)

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Sim leagues (shocking), video games, watching basketball.

What is your opinion on The French? As a concept, mediocre at best. On the individual level I have no issues.

What is the best book you have read and why? Idk if it's my favorite ever but I read the Ferryman on my honeymoon with my wife together and it was a fun book to read and getting to go through it together made me enjoy it more.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? As a user, good communication. From the perspective of my player, any challenge can be resolved with violence.

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse

Pineapple on Pizza? No, because I don't like pineapple.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? I can barely name 4 hockey players, here I'll try: Gretzky, Crosby, Ovechkin, end of list.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Cavalier King Charles spaniel, because that is the dog that I have and I want to be her, she is so cute. (I will post pics in discord eventually, just haven't got to it yet)
#33

Player Name:Dan Bacle

- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable):Bacle (Ba like Battle, cle like Tackle)

Position:Center

Recreate or First-Gen?
- Recreates: Who was your last player?
Anthony Simmons (III?)

Full Discord Username: Starchychaff

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream:Chilled Laid Back Dude who loves sports and video games, always up to listen to musicals and hangout talking if someone wants to speak with me

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
24/7 minus whatever time I’m asleep, I’m unemployed due to health issues

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Boil it, at least thats the way I do it

What made you join the SHL?
Love of Hockey honestly, I wanted to get into leagues where there were actively people who were interested in the same thing and allowed players to be made and followed for their career.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Selfishly I would go back in time and see those who I miss who have passed away, I love my family a whole lot and I miss some that passed away that I would go back and smother them in love.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Shintoism and Japan Myths

What color would your lightsaber be and why?
I want to say Green as its a neutral color in our world but its a more moral color in the star wars world.

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?
I want this career to be more offensive heavy, previously I have always been more Two-Way or Defensive I want this time to be more offense specifically a Playmaker

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Sure, I love helping the LGBTQ+ Community I would even give a donation to help out more.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Musicals, and History

What is your opinion on The French?
Love their Fries but I’m scared of them other wise due to their military pacts and peace pacts

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Bleach, Really good Manga and love watching the show and watch the Thousand Year Blood War.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?
I Typically fail with challenges being not mentally strong enough, as for on Ice I would just lean on others to help where I can’t go

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.)
Arcane from League of Legends that Show changed me and my outlook on things in the world

Pineapple on Pizza?
No thank you, not that I hate it just last time I ate Pineapple it got me sick.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?
Wayne Gretzky (obviously), Alexander Ovechkin, Gordie Howe , Brett Hull

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Probably a Sheppard Dog, I don’t know what they are called, who helps rally up the animals and get them moving but I would be a coward as well being that I am uncomfortable around new people if they start off aggresive
#34
(This post was last modified: 04-07-2025, 09:53 PM by hotdog. Edited 1 time in total.)

Player Name: Kameron Urchin-Mullen
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable): [kæmɹɪn ɝt͡ʃɪn mʌlɪn]
Position: LD
Recreate or First-Gen? recreate
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Philippe-Eko Eel
Full Discord Username: hotdog_dothog
Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: ATL GM, celery enthusiast

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) enough
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? dawg literally what the fuck
What made you join the SHL? i do not remember! 
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? yesterday so i could not draft @Gwdjohnson
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? psycholinguistics; i do this for a living
What color would your lightsaber be and why? hot dog colored
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? don't care!
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? hell yeah love it + match the donation myself
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? consuming different flavors of italian ice 
What is your opinion on The French? i love my friends @micool132 and @Gordon Bombay
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) infinite jest and blood meridian, which are very cliche books for a type of guy to love, but they're just so fucking good
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? ignore them hehe
If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) The Leftovers
Pineapple on Pizza? hugely yes, sweet + salty combo goated
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Shoyo Hinata, Puddles O'Duck, Angus McFife XVIII, Jae-ik Barron
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? shetland sheepdog, love those guys

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#35

SMJHL HO Questions (5 Questions)
Player Name: Jumbose Chitters
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable): Juhm-bows chi-tr-z

-Position: Left Defenserat

-Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen

-First-Gens: How did you find the site? Boyfriend convinced me to try it after he played it for a few seasons

Full Discord Username: Rokkat
Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: Loves rats, cats, and boardgames



SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) around 4+ free weekday evenings easily, so close to 20+ hours at least
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? I would rather have a coney dog but grilled is pretty great.

What made you join the SHL? Saw and heard how much fun my boyfriend had in the league so figured I'd give it a good shot myself.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Maybe just really really far back in time to one of the dinosaur ages to see how different the night sky is.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? I could probably ramble on and on about Shadowrun or one of the many Warhammer properties.

What color would your lightsaber be and why? Blue is pretty cool, mostly just because Obi-wan

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? A speedy defensive anchor that can one day be a top penalty kill specialist

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Probably sign it to try and give it the most value possible, and if possible it would be great to actually help them out in any way I could.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? A whole number of tabletop war/skirmish game, board games have become a lot of my hobby time, especially painting them up.

What is your opinion on The French? They have a couple cool cats but even they seem to make fun of themselves. Baguettes are pretty cool though.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Sadly haven't read too many books to have a good answer, I've read mostly rule books to games and such.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? Ive got a good support structure around me to help me with things that pop up, but i more often than not just go with the flow

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) The early days of hanging in VRChat was a rather magical time, being able to experience those early days when VR was new to so many would be a oddly great time again.

Pineapple on Pizza? Yeah sure why not, now how about a coney pizza? Thick chili for a sauce, cut up hot dogs and raw onion all over for the ingredients, then coat that bad boy in yellow mustard. Now thats a novelty pizza.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Didn't grow up with the sport so I don't have a very good reference for this that isnt just parroting names I've heard.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? I can't choose a cat? Being a black cat seems cozy... But I suppose if I choose a dog maybe a Husky, they always looked cool.
#36
(This post was last modified: 04-08-2025, 06:35 AM by RoyRivers. Edited 1 time in total.)

Player Name:
Roy Deez Rivers

- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable):
(not aplicable)

Position:
Defender

Recreate or First-Gen?
First Gen

- Recreates: Who was your last player?
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Through ISFL sim league.

Full Discord Username:
royrivers1

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream:
In another life, Roy Deez Rivers was Aquaman




How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.): 
Depends on the week, but usually, around 3 I guess.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Using hands, putting in mouth, chewing, swallowing.


What made you join the SHL?
I heard a lot of good things from other ISFL users, wanted to see what it's all about. Finally have some time to branch out my sim leagues. 


If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Future, probably 50 years from now. Want to see what happens, modernity is so crazy and unpredictable.


If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Geopolitics, probably.


What color would your lightsaber be and why?
Orange. Just because its a wild color.


What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?
I want him to be a legendary, hard hitting defender, but really, I just want to have fun in a team and locker room.


In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
No problemo, chiefo.


Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Sim leagues, and because of my kids, also pokemon cards.


What is your opinion on The French?
As an european I have very strong opinions on the french, I dont think you want to hear them, here, but sure, let's say I really like them. Now if you are asking about the user Frenchie..... My opinion is very different :D (Im not saying its bad, Im saying its different :D)


What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included):
A Song of Ice and Fire


A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?:
Just ram through, at some point, somehow, the problems go away.


If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.): 
So many options, maybe travelling with my wife the first time, again.

Pineapple on Pizza?
Absolutely. People against fruit on Pizza are wild.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?
Wayne Gretzy, Mario Lemieux, Alex Ovechkin, Sidney Crosby

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
Pitbull. Fierce dog.
#37
(This post was last modified: 04-08-2025, 08:04 AM by Nol15736. Edited 1 time in total.)

Player Name: Five Hole Goes West



Position: Center



Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen



- First-Gens: How did you find the site? Through the PBE/ISFL/people I've talked to on Discord



Full Discord Username: Nol15736


Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: Fun fact - I once dressed as Gimli and went to see Lord of the Rings Two Towers in the theater.  

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) - I work at an office job so I'm constantly online.

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Air fryer hands down

What made you join the SHL? Have enjoyed my time in the PBE and ISFL wanted to give this one a go. 

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? I would travel back to medieval times because I have always thought knights, and jousting, etc would be cool to see for real as opposed to just at Ren fairs

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? I would choose the history of Pittsburgh Pirates baseball. I sadly know more about Pirates baseball then most would ever want to know LOL

What color would your lightsaber be and why? Orange because it's awesome and there is only 1 other known Jedi to use it. (also my favorite color since I was a kid) 

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? I am hoping to be a playmaker. Score goals plenty but also help set my teammates up for success. 

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Absolutely

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Sim leagues LOL I've been doing a lot of PBE, ISFL, and now this. Also Disc golf 

What is your opinion on The French? They are on the other side of the world so not much opinion. I like french fries though :-D 

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) - Anything from either RA Salvatore's Drizzt Do'Urden series or Terry Pratchetts Discworld series. Both are fantasy epics but in different styles. Salvatore is more serious DND based while Pratchett is lighthearted and comedic. 

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? Perseverance. There is nothing that can't be overcome through hard work. 

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.)
The Fifth Element - Named my firstborn after Willis character. To see this movie for the first time again would be awesome. 

Pineapple on Pizza? Yes - Hawaiin pizza is delicious 

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Mario Lemieux, Wayne Gretzky,  Martin Brodeur, and Bobby Orr

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? A Golden Retriever. Loveable oafs who are sneaky smart and they just want to do their best at everything. 

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#38

Player Name:Iam Essellemm Junior
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable): I prefer the reader to choose
Position: D
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
- Recreates: Who was your last player? Stan Q Next
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Full Discord Username: iamslm22
Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: I wish there was a Dominican Nationality to choose in IIHF

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Depends - no set time really
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Don't do it - hotdogs are gross
What made you join the SHL? The Portal - its so good
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? 2015 I guess - would have to be Pre Trump, but going too far back is an atrocious idea for a POC lol
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? why Kelsier from mistborn is great and did no wrong
What color would your lightsaber be and why? Green - gotta be a good guy and Green is an elite Jedi Color
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Team oriented Defenseman
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Yes I do it
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Audio books
What is your opinion on The French? I'm anti French (French Canadiens are fine)
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Lord of the Rings
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? You gotta go with the flow and be yourself always
If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) I would watch Princess Bride for the first time again
Pineapple on Pizza? Never - its gross
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Gretzky, Orr, Lemiux, Ovi
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Golden Retriever - they're very fun
#39

- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable):
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate
 Recreates: Who was your last player? Filip Svatos
Full Discord Username: JustAnotherHockeyFan
Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: I once hit HFFO with a pillow causing him to fall and a part of his ear came off.. had to be sewed back on

How many hours a week do you usually have free? Really varies on my work schedule as I am on call often
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Literally anything other than steamed, I hate that this is a question. I know who made this a question. The real answer is barbeque or over a fire.
What made you join the SHL? HFFO constant nagging
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Medival times, just for a visit though. I think seeing the jousting/fair etc would be amazing
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Towing
What color would your lightsaber be and why? Purple. Best colour
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Offensive dynamo
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Rock that shit and sign it afterwards
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Just getting back into an ice hockey league
What is your opinion on The French? Tabernak 
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Dead Money has been my favourite book. Poker/Murder mystery quite enjoyable
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? Avoid social media. Rule 101 for a happy career
If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.). Last christmas I had with my grandma
Pineapple on Pizza? Not for me but I could care less what others eat
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Gretz, Lemieux, Lindstrom, Crosby, 
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Any mix breed that develops into me just lounging around until walks/food time

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#40

Player Name:
Bob Bergen Jr.
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable):
I think you got this one
Position:
Centre
Recreate or First-Gen?
- Recreates: Who was your last player?

Bob Bergen, and a very brief stint with Robert Bergen
Full Discord Username:
Nobody#2222

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
Depends on the week and your definition of free.. but usually at least a hour or two a day min
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Getting someone else to do it
What made you join the SHL?
STHS
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
Just before the deadline to buy a lottery ticket before the largest unwon jackpot, I trust you can figure out why

What color would your lightsaber be and why?
Charcoal grey to be as boring as possible
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?
Score goals win cups
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
Do I get to bid on it? I want to keep that jersey! and just means the bids go higher right?
What is your opinion on The French?
Cheese eating surrender monkeys
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?
Find and ask the talking salmon apparently?
Pineapple on Pizza?
Only sometimes

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#41
(This post was last modified: 04-08-2025, 10:57 PM by PorgBoi. Edited 1 time in total.)

Player Name:
Mike Rich Colt



Position:

LW



Recreate or First-Gen?

- First-Gens: How did you find the site?

Friends in ISFL



Full Discord User:

PorgBoi


Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream:


I love sports, competitive pokemon, and all sorts of other minor hobbies. 
Also, Mike Rich Colt is the son of ISFL LB Max Ryder Colt.

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.)
4 or 5 typically

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
Absolutely grill it, sear that thing. 

What made you join the SHL?
I had friends, such as HillsHaveHats, lowkeyazombie, and drap who convinced me to come on over.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
I would love to experience the beginning of the UN. I'm a huge geography/history guy who plans to major in International Relations, so it would be awesome to see such an interesting beginning to such a neat idea from one of my favorite American presidents. 

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
Baseball statistics, competitive pokemon, WW2 history, American history, Geography, I'm not sure.

What color would your lightsaber be and why?
Yellow. The temple guards all use yellow. It is used for the protectorate. 

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?
Mike big man. Mike hit hard. 

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
I wear that jersey the whole game, and make a donation to the charity. Mike may be a redneck, but he's not discriminatory.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
Sim leagues!

What is your opinion on The French?
I speak French, the language is the most confusing, disgusting, revolting language I've ever heard. As such, the French need to improve, because their language sucks. 

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
Lord of the Rings trilogy.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?
Mike says Violence. 

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.)
Mike says his first hockey fight. 

Pineapple on Pizza?
Mike asks, what's a pineapple?

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?
Gretzky, Ovechkin, Lemieux, Jagr, Orr (in no particular order)

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?

Mastiff. Mike do violence. 
#42

Player Name:
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable): Lou-ca Lil-ya

Position: Center

Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate

- Recreates: Who was your last player? Luukas Lilja from S57

Full Discord Username: retuperkele

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: Averages 69 fantasy tpe per player career pre-regression

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) Like 10-15 nowadays

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? I dont want to cook @hotdog he might taste too sour

What made you join the SHL? Was supposed to go on a break but the change to fhm10 got me having the itch to recreate so here we are once more

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? Id like to take care of some controversial political influencers, if you know what I mean

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? The safety hazards of eating a grilled cheese sandwich and how to prevent those from happening

What color would your lightsaber be and why? Purple cause I want to be different like Windu

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Mvp centerman

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I really dont care about wearing a jersey like that as long as it keeps me on the ice

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Boxing and swimming as alternative conditioning ways

What is your opinion on The French? They should slow down on the butter

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) Trainspotting was so good I made multiple book reviews on it

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? My father Luukas taught me if you cant beat them, join them, so thats an ideology im going forward with this player

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) Nailing a 10/10 lady i got together with just by being goofy guy with plenty of dadjokes

Pineapple on Pizza? Disgraceful

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Lehtinen, Kurri, Selänne, Tikkanen. You get the idea

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Black giant schnauzer. I love schnauzers in general and whenever theres a giant one on the streets i lose my shit

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#43

SMJHL HO Questions (5 Questions)
Code:
Player Name: Joe McPadstack
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable): Jow Muhk•pæd•stak

Position: Goalie

Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen
- First-Gens: My two younger brothers recommended it to me

Full Discord Username: McBjorner

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream:
I get locked in with Sabrina Carpenters music.

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
Code:
How many hours a week do you usually have free?
- 1-2h
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?
-The toast grill.

What made you join the SHL?
- My two younger brothers.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?
- I would travel back to the 70s so I can get the chance to see Börje Salming.

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?
- Hockey.

What color would your lightsaber be and why?
- Blue, because it would match perfect with my Rangers jersey.

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player?
- Playoff Korpisalo against the Tampa Bay Lightning 2020.
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?
- Yes
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately?
- Drawing.
What is your opinion on The French?
- "Allez, allez, allez, allez"
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included)
- A book about anxiety and mental health.
- Because I illustrated it.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice?
- Trying to smile and just think "if I didn’t think this was fun, I wouldn’t be here" just to remind me why I play this game.

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be?
- The first Cars movie

Pineapple on Pizza?
- No, come on serious questions.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey?
- Ken Hodge, Chris Worthy, Peter Lee and Liam Kirk.
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?
- Yorkshire Terrier
- Because it is from Britain "in it"

Deadline: Sunday, May 18th at 11:59 PST

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#44

Code:
Player Name: Ignac Kanistr
- Player Pronunciation Guide (If applicable): Ig-naats Kanistr
Position: Center
Recreate or First-Gen? First-Gen
- First-Gens: How did you find the site?: Youtube, LQBruinsFan
Full Discord Username: Giof (.giof.)
Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: I'm from Czechia which is a small hockey country :) I am a game dev love dogs and flying RC planes

SMJHL GM Questions (16 Questions)
Code:
How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) About 7
What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Boil it? IDk I don't really eat them :)
What made you join the SHL?: Saw it on YT add and I was immediatelly hooked because I had no idea something like this exists
If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? About 17 years ago to slap myself selling the 12 Bitcoins.
If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? Probably video games
What color would your lightsaber be and why? Purple mf
What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Two-way playmaker
In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? I do it but that's about it.
Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Electronic circuits with Arduino, RC planes
What is your opinion on The French? They always speak their language even in fully english conversations. Other than that they're fine.
What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The Pillars of the earth - I'd never say that I may enjoy a book about building a gothic monanstery especially this long. But the story was so captivating and well written that I couldn't stop reading.
A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? Every problem is best solved with your mind at calm.
If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) LOTR trilogy
Pineapple on Pizza? Yes
What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? Gretzky, Jágr, Hašek, Datsyuk
If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Australian shepherd - Joyful, smart, athletic, huge personality and it was my long-time buddy I loved very much

Deadline: Sunday, May 18th at 11:59 PST

Responses to this PT will be graded at least shortly after the draft and after the deadline.
#45

Player Name: Rocko Kirkby

Position: C

Recreate or First-Gen? Recreate

Recreates: Who was your last player? Reg, Red and Rex in that order

Full Discord Username: Acsolap

Fun fact about yourself/something you’d want teams and draft announcers to know or be able to share on stream: I'm pretty sure I'm the only New Zealander in this league.

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie. 1, 3, 6+, etc.) 6+

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog? Raw

What made you join the SHL? Curiosity. What made me stay is masochism.

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why? I feel like we peaked in the late 90s. Then it all started to slide after 9/11

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose? The British military campaigns during the Napoleonic war.

What color would your lightsaber be and why? Red, its simply the best colour.

What kind of play style are you hoping to have for your player? Balanced. As an SHL GM I have to fit my player in where it's most needed


In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond? Sure.

Any hobbies you’ve been into lately? Schedule 1

What is your opinion on The French? The real french? They're great if they're not from Paris.

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included) The Hobbit is the first book I can really remember reading and for that reason it is a special book for me.

A young fish asked an old salmon, "How do you navigate the currents so well?" The salmon chuckled, "It’s just like hockey—know when to push and when to flow." What strategies do you use to navigate challenges on and off the ice? Carrot and the stick. Always dangle the carrot but never be afraid to use the stick.

If you could experience one thing in your life again for the first time, what would it be? (Book, movie, song, concert, etc.) Probably the feeling of walking out into the stands of a sports stadium with my dad.

Pineapple on Pizza? Not for me but it doesn't make me mad.

What is your Mount Rushmore of hockey? I'm a Canucks fan so Raffi Torres, Maxime LaPierre, Alezandre Burrows and Zack Kassian.

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why? Doberman, again they are simply the best.

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