Dear Esteemed Sim League Community,

It is with great pleasure that we introduce to you the Sim League Executive Exchange Program (SLEEP), a pioneering initiative aimed at fostering collaboration and knowledge sharing across our esteemed leagues. SLEEP represents a significant step forward in enriching the leadership experience within our community and propelling our leagues to new heights of excellence.

The core objective of SLEEP is to provide Commissioners from each of the Big 3 Affiliated Leagues with a unique opportunity to immerse themselves in the operations and dynamics of other leagues. Over the next six months, our Commissioners will embark on an enlightening journey, gaining invaluable insights and perspectives that will ultimately enhance the vitality and effectiveness of their respective leagues.

Effective tomorrow, April 2nd, we are pleased to announce the following assignments:

@Hummus God: Commissioner of the Simulation Hockey League (SHL)
DarknessRising: Commissioner of the Pro Baseball Experience Sim League (PBE)
@WannabeFinn, @sköldpaddor, and myself, @Rangerjase: Commissioners of the International Simulation Football League (ISFL)

This strategic alignment of leadership promises to ignite innovation and promote the exchange of best practices, thereby benefiting each of our leagues and, most importantly, our passionate community of participants.

Should you have any inquiries or require further clarification, please do not hesitate to reach out to any member of your respective Head Offices. We are committed to facilitating a seamless transition and are eager to witness the transformative impact of SLEEP unfold.

Warm regards,

The commissioners on behalf of SLEEP

 

Finally competent HO

Thank you to @Revontulete!

I thought this was a woke league??? Now we’re SLEEPing? Make up your mind HO!!

Thanks to @karey and @JSS for the sigs!

Teddy Cuddles  |  RW  | Edmonton Blizzard | Hall of Fame
Player Type : Two Way Forward
Height: 6'5" | Weight: 220 lbs | Age: 19
Number: 79
Birthplace: Providence, Rhode Island, USA
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Regular Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:28 | G:2 | A:1 | P:3 | PIMs:5 | HIT:7 | Shots:25 | +/-:-4
S36 | STL | GP:50 | G:10 | A:10 | P:20 | PIMs:5 | HIT:97 | Shots:88 | +/-:-1
S37 | STL | GP:50 | G:13 | A:27 | P:40 | PIMs:56 | HIT:120| Shots:146 | +/-:+10
S38 | EDM | GP:50 | G:6 | A:7 | P:13 | PIMs:62 | HIT:114 | Shots:83 | +/-:-18
S39 | EDM | GP:50 | G:7 | A:15 | P:22 | PIMs:36 | HIT:161 | Shots:78 | +/-:-10
S40 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:29 | P:42 | PIMs:46 | HIT:197 | Shots:109 | +/-:+7
S41 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:17 | P:34 | PIMs:49 | HIT:143 | Shots:121 | +/-:-4
S42 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:24 | P:41 | PIMs:52 | HIT:135 | Shots:132 | +/-:+9
S43 | EDM | GP:50 | G:14 | A:23 | P:37 | PIMs:24 | HIT:121 | Shots:121 | +/-:-2
S44 | EDM | GP:50 | G:21 | A:32 | P:53 | PIMs:28 | HIT:131 | Shots:214 | +/-:+19
S45 | EDM | GP:50 | G:13 | A:24 | P:37 | PIMs:51 | HIT:170 | Shots:185 | +/-:+9
S46 | EDM | GP:50 | G:29 | A:31 | P:60 | PIMs:53 | HIT:152 | Shots:195 | +/-:+9
S47 | EDM | GP:50 | G:17 | A:33 | P:50 | PIMs:46 | HIT:182 | Shots:199 | +/-:+8
S48 | EDM | GP:50 | G:22 | A:23 | P:45 | PIMs:26 | HIT:182 | Shots:210 | +/-:+7
S49 | EDM | GP:50 | G:20 | A:25 | P:45 | PIMs:36 | HIT:149 | Shots:208 | +/-:+1
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Post Season Stats :
S35 | STL | GP:7 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:0 | HIT:2 | Shots:4 | +/-:+1
S36 | STL | GP:6 | G:1 | A:1 | P:2 | PIMs:7 | HIT:14 | Shots:12 | +/-:+3
S37 | STL | GP:13 | G:4 | A:5 | P:9 | PIMs:26 | HIT:26 | Shots:30 | +/-:+7
S38 | EDM | Did not qualify
S39 | EDM | GP:7 | G:3 | A:3 | P:6 | PIMs:4 | HIT:18 | Shots:10 | +/-:+1
S40 | EDM | GP:7 | G:1 | A:6 | P:7 | PIMs:4 | HIT:33 | Shots:15 | +/-:+2
S41 | EDM | GP:7 | G:2 | A:3 | P:5 | PIMs:12 | HIT:15 | Shots:15 | +/-:+1
S42 | EDM | GP:11 | G:5 | A:8 | P:13 | PIMs:10 | HIT:25 | Shots:38 | +/-:+1
S43 | EDM | Did not Qualify
S44 | EDM | GP:11 | G:4 | A:7 | P:11 | PIMs:12 | HIT:31 | Shots:42 | +/-:+3
S45 | EDM | GP:18 | G:7 | A:11 | P:18 | PIMs:24 | HIT:56 | Shots:68 | +/-:+8
S46 | EDM | GP:4 | G:0 | A:0 | P:0 | PIMs:2 | HIT:9 | Shots:11 | +/-:-5
S47 | EDM | GP:6 | G:3 | A:2 | P:5 | PIMs:6 | HIT:24 | Shots:25 | +/-:+2
S48 | EDM | GP:5 | G:2 | A:2 | P:4 | PIMs:0 | HIT:11 | Shots:19 | +/-:0
S49 | EDM | GP:23 | G:7 | A:17 | P:24 | PIMs:18 | HIT:76 | Shots:89 | +/-:-2
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Awards and Achievements:
S37 | STL Kanye Summers Award for Regular Season Team MVP
S37 | STL Bradley Wingels Award for Best Forward
S40 | Gold Medal Winner
S40 | Aidan Richan Trophy Winner
S44 | Became 4th player in Edmonton Blizzard History to reach 1000 Hits
S45 | Challenge Cup Champion
S45 | Anton Razov Trophy for Playoff MVP
S45 | Silver Medal Winner
S46 | 1st Team All Star
S46 | Sarmad Kahn Nominee
S46 | Jef Darr Nominee
S47 | Jef Darr Nominee
S49 | Challenge Cup Champion
S49 | Anton Razov Nominee
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Draft/Signing/Trade History:
S35 | Signed to STL
S36 | Drafted to Calgary 26th overall
S36 | Traded to Edmonton


Ambacas “Femboy Hooters” Cuddles | D | Tampa Bay Barracuda

Former USA Fed Head, Carolina Kraken Co-GM, Tampa Bay Barracuda GM

can we keep Nash?

 

This will be fun! Looking forward to learning from everyone here. I've heard great things :D

Quick bring back thunderdome

Gonna slip in a "kahri stinks" message here and hope nobody notices

    

Thank you @Stadacona @OrbitingDeath @Rojjter for the Chaewon player sigs!

I’m Eepy

PROFILE || UPDATE || RAGE.  




Luke Thomason || LW || Manhattan Rage || 2143 Max TPE
Born: 1/10/98
Height: 6'0
Weight 185 Lbs
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Regular season
SMJHL/SHL Stats
S42 | Van | GP: 50| G: 4| A: 8|P: 12|+/-: -10|MP: 457|
S43 | Van | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 19|P: 35|+/-: 3|MP: 951|
S44 | Van | GP: 50| G: 22| A: 31|P: 53|+/-: 9|MP: 1033|
S45 | SFP | GP: 50| G: 18| A: 19|P: 37|+/-: -5|MP: 1041|
S46 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 19| A: 24|P: 43|+/-: -3|MP: 1156|
S47 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 28|P: 44|+/-: -15|MP: 1184|
S48 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 16| A: 24|P: 40|+/-: -13|MP: 1137|
S49 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 28|P: 49| +/-: 13|MP: 1099
S50 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 21| A: 23|P: 44| +/-: 10|MP: 1157
S51 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 17| A: 22|P: 39| +/-: 5|MP: 1232
S52 | MAN | GP: 50| G: 24| A: 29|P: 54| +/-: 17|MP: 1193
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Playoffs
S42 Playoffs | Van| GP: 11 | G: 1| A: 2 |P:3|+/-: +3| MP: 101
S43 Playoffs | Van| GP: 10 | G: 4| A: 1 |P:5|+/-: -3| MP: 206
S44 Playoffs | Van| GP: 14 | G: 7| A:6  |P:13|+/-:-1 | MP:228
S46 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12 | G: 3 | A:2  |P:5|+/-:-14 | MP:289
S47 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 5 | G: 3 | A:4  |P:7|+/-:2 | MP:119
S49 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 11| G: 6| A: 11|P:16|+/-: 5| MP:248
S50 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 6| G: 5| A: 5|P:10|+/-: 7| MP:137
S51 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 12| G: 7| A: 9|P:16|+/-: 4| MP:293
S52 Playoffs | MAN| GP: 19| G: 9| A: 13|P:22|+/-: 0| MP:438

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Transactions/Awards
S43 Named Assistant Captain for VAN Whalers
Drafted 3rd OA by San Fransisco Pride
S43 4 Star Cup Champion  
S44 Zach Miller Award for Most Dedicated
S44 nominee for the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S45 WJC Gold Medalist
S45 SHL Rookie All-Star Team
S46 Named Captain for Czechoslovakia
S45 Winner of the Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S46 Nominee for Damien Littleton award for most dedicated
S49 Bronze Medal for Czechia
S52 Nominee for Anton Razov Trophy
S52 SHL 3rd Team


Arnost Holub || Vancouver Whalers GM/ Manhattan Rage Co-GM
S44 | W:27 | L:18 | OTL: 5 | P:59 | 3rd in League 
S45 | W:29 | L:17 | OTL: 4 | P:62 | 4th in League 
S46 | W:23 | L:21 | OTL: 6 | P:52 | 8th in League 
S47 | W:30 | L:17 | OTL: 3 | P:63 | 3rd in League 
S48 | W:28 | L:16 | OTL: 6 | P:62 | 4th in League 
Total | W:137 | L: 89 | OTL: 24 

Manhattan Rage  
S49 | W:33 | L:15 | OTL: 2 | P:68 | 3rd in League  
S50 | W:26 | L:20 | OTL: 4 | P:56 | 8th in League  
S51 | W:26 | L:18 | OTL: 6 | P:56 | 5th in League 
S52 | W:28 | L:21 | OTL: 1 | P:57 | 6th in League 
Totals | W:113 | L:74 | OTL: 13 
S49 Lance Uppercut Award
S51 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination
S52 Lance Uppercut Award Nomination

Playoffs
Vancouver Whalers
S44 | W: 7 | L: 7 | CF Round Exit
S45 | W: 6 | L: 6 | CF Round Exit
S46 | W: 1 | L: 4 | 1st Round Exit
S47 | W: 6 | L: 4 | CF Round Exit
S48 | W: 12 | L: 7 | 4 Star Cup Champions
Total| W: 32 | L: 28 | 4 Star Cup Champions

Manhattan Rage
S49 | W: 6 | L: 5 | CF Round Exit
S50 | W: 2 | L: 4 | Wildcard Exit
S51 | W: 5 | L: 7 | CF Exit
S52 | W: 12 | L: 7 | Challenge Cup Champions
Total | W: 25 | L:23 | 1 Challenge Cup

Gonna slip in a "kahri stinks" message here and hope nobody notices

WAIT JESS!! TAKE ME WITH U! I DONT WANNA BE HERE ANYMORE

 

Oh great, who allowed Bummus to be commish here

That’s it I’m starting a coup d’état

sigs from @sulovilen @_Blitz_ @Ragnar and @enigmatic



[S68] Erik Bergmark || RW || Colorado Raptors || Baltimore Platoon || 1205 TPE

Height: 6'1 || Weight: 175 lbs || #73

----------------------SMJHL Regular Season Stats---------------------- 

S67 - COL || 66 GP || 22 G || 15 A || 37 P || -13  || 18:11 ATOI  
S68 - COL || 66 GP || 34 G || 26 A || 60 P || -16  || 19:57 ATOI 
S69 - COL || 66 GP || 24 G || 44 A || 68 P || +3   || 20:07 ATOI  
S70 - COL || 66 GP || 40 G || 53 A || 93 P || +26 || 20:11 ATOI  
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CAREER || 264 GP || 120 G || 138 A || 258 P || +0 || 19:37 ATOI  
----------------------SMJHL Playoff Stats----------------------
S67 - COL || 7 GP || 2 G || 6 A || 8 P || +0 || 17:32 ATOI 
S68 - COL || 6 GP || 0 G || 2 A || 2 P || -2 || 20:00 ATOI
----------------------WJC Round Robin Stats----------------------
S67 - FIN || 12 GP || 0 G || 2 A || 2 P || -4 || 15:31 ATOI 
S68 - BI || 12 GP || 4 G || 0 A || 4 P || -7 || 15:04 ATOI
S69 - BI || 12 GP || 1 G || 11 A || 12 P || +3 || 15:18 ATOI
----------------------WJC Playoff Stats----------------------
S68 - BI || 3 GP || 0 G || 0 A || 0 P || -2 || 16:46 ATOI
S69 - BI || 2 GP || 2 G || 1 A || 3 P || -1 || 14:51 ATOI
----------------------IIHF Round Robin Stats----------------------
S68 - IRL || 12 GP || 4 G || 3 A || 7 P || -5 || 15:55 ATOI
S68 - IRL || 12 GP || 4 G || 5 A || 9 P || -5 || 14:17 ATOI
----------------------------Transactions----------------------------
S67 - Drafted 12OA by Colorado Raptors
S67 - Signed 1 x 5,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors 
S68 - Drafted 2OA by Baltimore Platoon
S68 - Signed 1 x 3,000,000 contract with Baltimore Platoon
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S67 - SMJHL - Nominated for Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy for Most Underrated Player
S67 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S67 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S68 - Named Alternate Captain for Colorado Raptors
S68 - SMJHL All-Star
S68 - SMJHL - Nominated for Vyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy for Most Underrated Player
S68 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S68 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S68 - COL - Won Bo Kane Trophy for top offensive forward
S68 - COL - Won Zinaida Titova Trophy for regular season MVP
S68 - IRL - Won Collin Farrell Award for most improved player
S69 - Named Captain for Colorado Raptors
S69 - COL - Won Troy McClure III Trophy for leadership
S69 - COL - Won Alexander Zajac Award for dedication
S69 - COL - Won Nick Brain Trophy for top two-way forward
S69 - BI - Won WJC Bronze Medal



  

This will be fun! Looking forward to learning from everyone here. I've heard great things :D

Get neg-repped nerd

 Zedward Zilliams | LD | Detroit | Tampa Bay | Great Britain | S71 - | 2050 TPE

Max TPE: 2077

Age: 28

Height: 6'4

Weight: 220 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22

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(S71) Drafted 8th Overall by the Detroit Falcons

(S72) Drafted 2nd Overall by the Hamilton Steelhawks

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CAREER

GP: 909 | G: 123 | A: 309 | P: 432 | B: 1,997 | -91
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SMJHL Regular Season
GP: 264 | G: 19 | A: 91 | P: 110 | B: 833 | -60
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SMJHL Playoffs
GP: 30 | G: 03 | A: 12 | P: 15 | B: 65 | -6

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SHL Regular Season
GP: 396 | G: 83 | A: 151 | P: 234 | B: 683 | +5
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SHL Playoffs
GP: 78 | G: 12 | A: 24 | P: 36 | B: 152 | -4
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WJC
GP: 54 | G: 01 | A: 18 | P: 19 | B: 131 | +3
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IIHF
GP: 87 | G: 05 | A: 13 | P: 18 | B: 133 | -29
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Achievements

(S71) Alternate Captain of Detroit

(S71) Blocked Shots League Leader

(S71) Most Shots Blocked in SMJHL Season

(S71) All-Defense Team

(S71) WJC Silver Medal

(S72) Blocked Shots League Leader
(S74) 3rd All Time in SMJHL Blocked Shots

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S75) Rookie All Star Team

(S78) Defenseman Goals League Leader

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Teams

(S71-S74) Detroit Falcons

(S75-S78) Hamilton Steelhawks

(S79-) Tampa Bay Barracuda

Edward Williams | C | Detroit | Texas | Great Britain | S52 - S69 | 2171 TPE
Age: 37
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 205 lbs
Birthplace: Stockport, England
Number: 22

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(S52) Drafted 11th Overall by the Detroit Falcons
(S53) Drafted 4th Overall by the Texas Renegades

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CAREER

GP: 1507 | G: 458 | A: 678 | P: 1136 | +191
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SMJHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 200 | G: 73 | A: 92 | P: 165 | +13
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SMJHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 38 | G: 07 | A: 13 | P: 20 | -14
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SHL Regular Season
TOTAL | GP: 908 | G: 302 | A: 452 | P: 754 | +157
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SHL Playoffs
TOTAL | GP: 143 | G: 36 | A: 67 | P: 103 | +5
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WJC
TOTAL | GP: 77 | G: 14 | A: 18 | P: 32 | +2
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IIHF

TOTAL | GP: 141 | G: 26 | A: 36 | P: 62 | +28
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Achievements
(S52) SMJHL All-Rookie Team
(S52) Esa Anrikkanen Trophy (Top Rookie)
(S53) Alternate Captain of Detroit
(S53) Eastern Conference All-Star
(S53) Four Star Cup Champion
(S53) 1st Team All-SMJHL
(S53) Jared Hanson (Scoring Champ)
(S53) Roberto Martucci (Goal Leader)
(S53) Raymond Lindsay (Players MVP)

(S53) Ideen Fallah Nominee (Award Committee MVP)

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(S54) WJC Silver Medal
(S54) IIHF Silver Medal
(S55) IIHF Gold Medal
(S56) IIHF Silver Medal
(S56) Ryan Jesster (Best Rookie)
(S56) All-Rookie Team
(S57) IIHF Silver Medal

(S58) IIHF Silver Medal

(S59) Western Conference All-Star

(S59) Challenge Cup Champion

(S60) IIHF Silver Medal

(S61) Western Conference All-Star

(S61) Jeff Dar Trophy (Best Two-Way Forward) 

(S61) IIHF Gold Medal

(S62) Challenge Cup Champion

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Teams
(S52-55) Detroit Falcons

(S56-65) Texas Renegades

(S66) Seattle Argnoauts

(S67) Los Angeles Panthers

(S68) Tampa Bay Barracuda

(S69) Los Angeles Panthers

William Zilliams | Head GM | Detroit | S72 - S78

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CAREER

Regular Season | 238-192-32

Postseason | 34-31

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SMJHL Regular Season

(S72) | 21-39-6 | P: 48 | 13th

(S73) | 31-28-7 | P: 69 | 8th

(S74) | 42-20-4 | P: 88 | 3rd

(S75) | 40-22-4 | P: 84 | 4th

(S76) | 29-34-3 | P: 61 | 11th

(S77) | 38-23-5 | P: 81 | 4th

(S78) | 37-26-3 | P: 77 | 6th

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SMJHL Playoffs
(S73) | R1: 4-1 | QF: 0-4

(S74) | R1: Bye | QF: 4-0 | SF: 4-2 | CH: 4-3

(S75) | R1: 4-3 | QF: 3-4

(S76) | R1: 0-4

(S77) | R1: 2-4

(S78) | R1: 4-0 | QF: 4-2 | SF: 1-4

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Achievements

(S74) Four Star Cup Champion

(S74) Nour Harrak Nominee (Top GM)

WAIT JESS!! TAKE ME WITH U! I DONT WANNA BE HERE ANYMORE

My name is Pyro and I approve this message.

Thank you hewasajazzman, Slothfacekilla, Sulo, Frenchie, and Raymond for the sigs

Westley Kirkpatrick || LD || Carolina Kraken || TPE: 348
Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S71 | CAR | 66 GP | 17 G | 35 A | 52 PTS | 75 TA | 15 GA
SMJHL Playoffs:
S71 | CAR | 9 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | 8 TA | 2 GA

How does this help my Pokemon

Credit to enigmatic, Merica, tweedledunn, and jaypc8237 for sigs


Marcel Beck || #21 || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 849 TPE || 2078 Max TPE

Draft Class: S60
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 212 lbs
Number: 21
Nation: Switzerland
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----------SHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S63 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 5 G | 25 A | 30 PTS | -54 | 106 S | 50 PIM | 107 H | 144 SB | 35 TkA | 22:53 TOI
S64 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 20 A | 29 PTS |  -9  | 170 S | 60 PIM | 100 H | 168 SB | 28 TkA | 22:48 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 38 A | 44 PTS | +15| 204 S | 22 PIM | 127 H | 106 SB | 22 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 9 G | 29 A | 38 PTS | +1  | 202 S | 46 PIM |  86 H  | 91 SB  | 65 TkA | 21:58 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 7 G | 30 A | 37 PTS | +43| 155 S | 27 PIM |  68 H  | 126 SB | 37 TkA | 21:17 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |13 G |35 A | 48 PTS | +36 | 189 S | 45 PIM | 77 H  | 206 SB | 53 TkA | 22:19 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 66 GP |15 G |40 A | 55 PTS | +44 | 246 S | 49 PIM | 78 H  | 136 SB | 79 TkA | 23:17 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 6 G | 39 A | 45 PTS | +44 | 202 S | 36 PIM | 73 H  | 157 SB | 41 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 66 GP | 3 G | 36 A | 39 PTS | +43 | 205 S | 48 PIM | 102 H  | 104 SB | 68 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 29 A | 40 PTS | +49 | 161 S | 42 PIM | 73 H  | 109 SB | 80 TkA | 22:14 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 11 G | 30 A | 41 PTS | +72 | 141 S | 54 PIM | 74 H  | 141 SB | 41 TkA | 20:39 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 9 G | 21 A | 30 PTS | +10 | 145 S | 22 PIM | 53 H  | 138 SB | 41 TkA | 20:14 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-| 66 GP| 6 G | 21 A | 27 PTS | +37 | 123 S | 30 PIM | 63 H  |  88 SB | 50 TkA | 20:32 TOI
S76 | WPG     | 66 GP| 5 G | 28 A | 33 PTS | +47 | 114 S | 20 PIM | 49 H  | 132 SB | 54 TkA | 21:07 TOI
S77 | WPG     | 66 GP| 15 G | 31 A | 46 PTS | -9 | 174 S | 43 PIM | 68 H  | 195 SB | 56 TkA | 22:22 TOI
S78 | WPG     | 66 GP| 3 G | 18 A | 21 PTS |  -1 | 135 S | 34 PIM | 65 H  | 185 SB | 44 TkA | 21:25 TOI 
S79 | WPG     | 66 GP| 6 G | 16 A | 22 PTS | -18 | 115 S | 20 PIM | 79 H  | 146 SB | 45 TkA | 21:25 TOI
S80 | WPG     | 
SHL Career | 1122 GP | 139 G | 486 A | 625 PTS | +350 | 2787 S | 648 PIM | 1342 H | 2372 SB | 839 TkA |

-----Playoffs-----
S63 | WPG -A-| Missed Playoffs
S64 | WPG -A-|   4 GP | 0 G |  0 A |  0 PTS  |  -2 |  9 S  |  0 PIM | 10 H |  8 SB | 0 TkA | 21:37 TOI
S65 | WPG -A-| 14 GP | 2 G |  7 A |  9 PTS  | +0 | 45 S | 0 PIM | 33 H | 31 SB |  7 TkA | 23:11 TOI
S66 | WPG -A-|   5 GP | 1 G |  4 A |  5 PTS  | +2 |  6 S  | 2 PIM |  9 H  |  7 SB | 5 TkA  | 21:12 TOI
S67 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G |  6 A |  7 PTS  | +5 | 25 S | 2 PIM |  8 H  | 42 SB | 12 TkA | 20:52 TOI
S68 | WPG -A-| 10 GP | 3 G |  2 A |  5 PTS  | +7 | 26 S | 2 PIM | 12 H | 31 SB |  6 TkA | 22:36 TOI
S69 | WPG -A-| 24 GP | 6 G | 10 A | 16 PTS | +7 | 59 S | 9 PIM | 39 H | 34 SB | 28 TkA | 23:22 TOI
S70 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 1 G | 8 A  |  9 PTS  | +0 | 38 S | 8 PIM | 26 H | 50 SB | 23 TkA | 20:26 TOI
S71 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 PTS | +5 | 50 S | 6 PIM | 30 H | 42 SB | 23 TkA | 21:47 TOI
S72 | WPG -A-| 19 GP | 4 G |  7 A | 11 PTS | +20 | 48 S | 12 PIM | 20 H | 45 SB | 12 TkA | 22:15 TOI
S73 | WPG -A-| 17 GP | 4 G |  5 A |  9 PTS  | +1  | 30 S | 8 PIM  | 11 H | 49 SB | 16 TkA | 20:46 TOI
S74 | WPG -A-| 22 GP | 2 G |  5 A |  7 PTS  | +5  | 41 S | 4 PIM  | 11 H | 43 SB | 23 TkA | 21:09 TOI
S75 | WPG -A-|  6 GP | 1 G |   0 A |  1 PTS  | -8  |  8 S |  0 PIM  |  6 H |  10 SB |  5 TkA | 21:27 TOI
S76 | WPG -A-| 15 GP | 1 G |  6 A |  7 PTS  | +3  | 29 S | 10 PIM | 9 H |  59 SB |  8 TkA | 20:44 TOI
S77 | WPG     | 5 GP  |  1 G |  0 A |  1 PTS  |  -5  | 11 S | 7 PIM |  5 H |  19 SB |  4 TkA | 22:22 TOI
S78 | WPG     | 4 GP  | 0 G |   0 A |  0 PTS  |  -6  | 2 S |  2 PIM |  5 H |  5 SB |  1 TkA | 22:13 TOI
S79 | WPG     | 4 GP  | 0 G |   0 A |  0 PTS  |  -4  | 5 S |  0 PIM |  2 H |  11 SB |  5 TkA | 22:26 TOI
SHL Career | 208 GP | 34 G | 75 A | 109 PTS | +30 | 432 S | 72 PIM | 236 H | 486 SB | 178 TkA |

----------SMJHL Stats----------
-----Regular Season-----
S58 | STL     | 24 GP |  1 G  |  5 A  |  6 PTS |  -5  |  23 S  |  8 PIM  |  24 H  |  13 SB  |  3 TkA  | 18:15 TOI
S59 | STL     | 66 GP |  5 G  | 11 A | 16 PTS | -31 |  73 S  | 12 PIM |  70 H  |  31 SB  | 30 TkA | 20:49 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 66 GP |  7 G  | 24 A | 31 PTS |  -7  | 130 S | 16 PIM |  91 H  |  83 SB  | 40 TkA | 20:18 TOI
S61 | STL -C-| 66 GP |  5 G  | 17 A | 22 PTS | -8   | 101 S |  8 PIM  |   90 H | 111 SB | 30 TkA | 20:24 TOI
S62 | STL -C-| 66 GP | 11 G | 23 A | 34 PTS | -26  | 122 S | 71 PIM | 131 H | 125 SB | 32 TkA | 21:33 TOI
SMJHL Career | 288 GP | 29 G | 80 A | 109 PTS | -77 | 449 S | 115 PIM | 406 H | 363 SB | 135 TkA |

-----Playoffs-----
S58 | STL     |  6 GP  | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS |  -1 | 10 S | 2 PIM |  2 H |  9 SB  | 1 TkA | 17:13 TOI
S59 | STL     |  7 GP  | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS | +3 |   3 S | 0 PIM |  6 H |  6 SB  | 1 TkA | 18:58 TOI
S60 | STL -A-| 11 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 0 PIM | 22 H | 13 SB | 8 TkA | 20:11 TOI
S61 | STL -C-|  7 GP  | 2 G | 2 A | 4 PTS |  -2 | 14 S | 4 PIM | 16 H | 11 SB | 3 TkA | 19:56 TOI
S62 | STL -C-|  4 GP  | 0 G | 1 A | 1 PTS |  -4 |   1 S | 0 PIM |  5 H |  3 SB  | 3 TkA | 20:41 TOI
SMJHL Career | 35 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 PTS | -2 | 47 S | 6 PIM | 51 H | 42 SB | 16 TkA |

----------International Stats----------
-----IIHF-----
S62 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 4 PIM | 11 H | 28 SB | 2 TkA | 17:03 TOI
S63 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 PTS | +2 | 19 S | 7 PIM | 19 H | 19 SB | 4 TkA | 17:00 TOI
S64 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS |  -3 |  9 S  | 6 PIM | 15 H | 11 SB | 6 TkA | 18:10 TOI
S65 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 PTS |  -3 | 22 S | 8 PIM | 25 H | 39 SB | 9 TkA | 20:45 TOI
S66 | SWI | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 PTS |  -5 | 18 S | 13 PIM | 9 H | 36 SB | 12 TkA | 22:08 TOI
S67 | SWI | 13 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS |  -3 | 15 S |  2 PIM | 6 H  | 31 SB | 8 TkA | 22:30 TOI
S68 | SWI | 13 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 PTS |  -3 | 18 S |  6 PIM | 7 H  | 33 SB | 7 TkA | 21:30 TOI
S69 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | +3 | 25 S |  0 PIM | 13 H | 31 SB | 11 TkA | 22:02 TOI
S70 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 0 A | 2 PTS | -7  | 22 S |  4 PIM | 10 H | 36 SB | 3 TkA | 23:13 TOI
S71 | SWI | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 PTS | +1 | 17 S |  8 PIM | 10 H | 50 SB | 7 TkA | 23:27 TOI
S72 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 PTS | -6  | 21 S |  5 PIM |  3 H | 42 SB | 4 TkA | 21:14 TOI
S73 | SWI | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 PTS | -8  | 13 S |  6 PIM | 13 H | 36 SB | 6 TkA | 22:18 TOI
S74 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 PTS | +6  | 30 S | 12 PIM | 11 H | 15 SB | 12 TkA | 19:40 TOI
S75 | SWI | 12 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 PTS | +3  | 18 S | 12 PIM |  7 H | 19 SB |  6 TkA | 19:18 TOI
S76 | SWI | 15 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 PTS | +10 | 27 S | 6 PIM |  10 H | 24 SB | 14 TkA | 20:28 TOI
IIHF Career | 200 GP | 19 G | 41 A | 60 PTS | -11 | 294 S | 99 PIM | 169 H | 450 SB | 111 TkA |

-----WJC-----
S58 | CANW | 12 GP | 0 G | 5 A |  5 PTS  | +2 |  9 S |  4 PIM  | 16 H |  8 SB  | 5 TkA | 15:31 TOI
S59 |  DACH | 15 GP | 0 G | 8 A |  8 PTS  | +8 |  7 S |  0 PIM  | 12 H |  4 SB  | 2 TkA | 07:51 TOI
S60 |  DACH | 15 GP | 5 G | 5 A | 10 PTS | +8 | 26 S |  0 PIM | 11 H |  7 SB  | 9 TkA | 17:20 TOI
S61 |  DACH | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A |  8 PTS  | +2 | 22 S |  7 PIM | 19 H | 12 SB | 3 TkA | 14:45 TOI
S62 |  DACH | 15 GP | 3 G | 5 A |  8 PTS  | +4 | 25 S | 11 PIM | 18 H | 18 SB | 4 TkA | 22:56 TOI
WJC Career | 70 GP | 12 G | 27 A | 39 PTS | +24 | 89 S | 22 PIM | 76 H | 49 SB | 23 TkA |

----------Transactions----------
S58 - Signed as DFA by St. Louis Scarecrows
S59 - SMJHL - Drafted 8th Overall by St. Louis Scarecrows
S60 - SHL - Drafted 6th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora
S63 - Called up to SHL by Winnipeg Aurora

----------Awards and Achievements----------
S59: WJC Gold Medal - DACH
S59: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: Zach Miller Trophy Nomination
S60: WJC Bronze Medal - DACH
S63: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S63: Ryan Jesster Trophy
S63: All-Star Selection
S65: All-Star Game
S65: IIHF Gold Medal - Switzerland
S68: All-Star Game
S68: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Bojo Biscuit Trophy Nomination
S69: Scott Stevens Trophy Nomination
S69: All-Star Game
S72: All-Star Game
S72: Challenge Cup
S74: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S76: IIHF Silver Medal - Switzerland
S77: All-Star Game

----------Peak TPE----------
S58: 177 TPE
S59: 303 TPE
S60: 511 TPE
S61: 728 TPE
S62: 939 TPE
S63: 1139 TPE
S64: 1298 TPE
S65: 1493 TPE
S66: 1676 TPE
S67: 1891 TPE
S68: 2061 TPE
S69: 2078 TPE
S70: 2007 TPE
S71: 1906 TPE
S72: 1813 TPE
S73: 1734 TPE
S74: 1612 TPE
S75: 1456 TPE
S76: 1352 TPE
S77: 1235 TPE
S78: 1112 TPE
S79: 1028 TPE
S80: 961 TPE

----------Career Contracts----------
S58: $1.0m STL
S59: $4.7m STL
S60: $2.5m WPG
S61: $2.5m WPG
S62: $2.5m WPG
S63: $3.0m WPG
S64: $3.0m WPG
S65: $3.0m WPG
S66: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S67: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S68: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S69: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S70: $4.0m WPG (HTD)(NTC)
S71: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S72: $4.0m WPG (HTD)
S73: $5.0m WPG
S74: $5.0m WPG
S75: $4.0m WPG
S76: $4.0m WPG
S77: $4.0m WPG
S78: $3.0m WPG (HTD)
S79: $3.0m WPG (HTD)
S80: $2.0m WPG (HTD)



GM: Mr. Beck
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SMJHL:
S64 Carolina Co-GM [GM: sve7en] - 11th place, Beat MET 1st Round 4-2, Lost to NL 2nd Round 0-4, (22-36-8)
S66 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 7th place - BYE, Beat VAN 2nd Round 4-3, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (34-25-7)
S67 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat ANC 1st Round 4-1, Beat REG 2nd Round 4-2, Lost to QCC in 3rd Round 3-4, (38-25-3)
S68 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 6th Place - Beat VAN 1st Round 4-1, Beat NBB 2nd Round 4-2, (35-24-7)
S69 St. Louis Co-GM [GM: Sparky] - 14th Place, Lost to KEL 1st Round 4-2, (13-50-3)
S76 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] - 8th Place, Beat NOLA 4-0 1st Round, Beat TEX 4-2 2nd Round, Lost to SFP 4-2 3rd Round, (36-27-3)
S77 Winnipeg Co-GM [GM: Ace] -
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International Clubs:
S58 WJC Co-GM Sweden [GM - Canadice] - 4th place (8-4-0)
S60 WJC GM North America [Co - Big Newff] - 8th place, Lost to Sweden 4-5 in 1st Round, (4-7-1)
S61 WJC GM North America - 9th Place, Missed Playoffs, (3-7-2)
S62 WJC GM North America - 7th place, Lost to BI 0-5 in 1st Round (5-5-2)
S63 WJC GM North America [Co - nhlbeastmode_7777] - 6th place, Lost to DACH 4-5 (OT) in 1st Round, (3-6-3)
S64 WJC GM North America [Co - dylanjj37] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (2-9-1)
S65 WJC GM North America [Co - crazylemire] - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (0-12-0)
S66 WJC GM North America - 10th Place, Missed Playoffs, (1-10-1)
S74 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 5th Place, Silver Medal (7-0-5-0)
S75 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 9th Place, No Playoffs (5-0-6-1)
S76 IIHF Co-Head Switzerland [Head - Valpix] - 1st5th Place, Silver Medal (9-0-3-0)

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