It's been amazing since being drafted by Halifax, what a great group of people there. When I arrived for training camp though I was told all rookies were subject to rookie hazing, even 7'0" 350 pound Esa Parmborg, I could not get out of it. I was soon led into a room by veterans Troy Reynolds and Perry Morgan, they were holding my elbows because that's as high as they could reach. Once in the room I saw none other than Jimmy Slothface standing in front of a stool with hair clippers in his hand, the kind they use in the military for buzz cuts. My first thought was no way this little guy can reach my head, not even with me sitting on a stool. Quickly Jimmy Slothface commaned me to sit on the floor, I thought about throwing all 3 of them around the room like rag dolls and shaving their heads myself but I decided to be a team player and accept my rookie hazing. I sat on the floor and Jimmy Slothface when to work....

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