I want to take a second here to try and fix the Buffalo Stampede. I think their branding is cool, there's a nice double-meaning to the corresponding city name, and there's plenty of success to be noted in franchise history... but can we talk about how gosh-darn cold it is up in Buffalo? Look, I get it: hockey's played on ice, and all of the kids that grow up with hockey live in cold areas, are rich, or fortunate to have a rink around where they live. But we have a team way down south in New Orleans and Anaheim, and I don't really see anyone struggling to win games there! My solution for the Stampede, my ever-lovely professional SHL team, is to move them to a more southern destination. I want to fix the weather to a place with seasons rather than misery, even if it's around the same latitude as Baltimore, Washington, D.C. or other cities of that ilk. Can't we find another city with an animal-like name and go from there!? There's a place in Nebraska called Eagle I'm pretty sure - let's start there and branch out!