“'As professional as hockey is and professional sports are, we have highs and we have lows and in life it seems to be the general feeling that, unfortunately, sometimes you go to funerals and, fortunately, sometimes you get to go weddings and fun parties. And to me, this is a party. Let me tell you, It’s been an absolute rager.

''It's obvious that today I have officially retired. This season will be my last season. For the last couple of weeks, a lot of people have been asking me why this is the time. It's a gut feel, something I really believe is right. I love the game and I love to play. However, it is now time that I make room for these young guns.

''It's tough, it's hard, it's going to be a big change for me, but a challenge and change that I look forward to in the future. I said to many people, many times that everything I have in my life I owe to the Simulation Hockey League and the game of hockey. It brought me endless moments and memories and great times.

''It's a game, but it's something we all love to do. We go every day to get better and better. We go to win and we go to be the best we can be.

“Right now before we get to the questions, I want to thank all the people I met on this journey. First I want to thank Arnost Holub and the Vancouver Whalers Organization for taking a chance on me so long ago. Without them, I wouldn’t have made it to this level. Along with them, I would like to thank those I played with while in Vancouver: Jax Duggan, Dale Miller, Aaron Wilson, Theo Morgan, Bjorn Leppanen, Francois Breton, and many more that I could name. I am proud to have raised the four-star cup for the franchise. @"luketd" @Inf1d3l@SecondSucks22@dmills3@aaronwilson@Otrebor13@puolivalmiste@treesap

“Next, I would like to thank the Edmonton Organization for allowing me to be part of their historic franchise. Being picked 23rd as a no-name player, I hope that I have surpassed the expectations placed on me by the staff. During my time in Edmonton, I have played with some exceptional individuals. I could sit here and start rattling off the names of current to future Hall of Famers… which is what I am gonna do. Tommy Tuck, Tor Tuck, Tony Pepperoni, William Hartmann, Karlstraße Scholz,Gabriel Johnson, James Truong, FInn Rhys, Julio Tokolosh,  Conor Tanner. All of them are amazing players and people. I could go on about the current roster, but honestly naming off names lost some of its lusters as I said, Conner Tanner. Just know that I appreciate every single teammate I have played with.” @Muford@"TommySalami"@boom@karlssens@Gwdjohnson@James Truong@FinnRhys@Julio Tokolosh@Keygan

“There are many more people I could name from my time in IIHF. However, I can wish to single out three individuals in particular. Simon LeBlanc, Rotticus Scott, and Matt Kholin. You three deserve more praise. @Briedaqueduc@RotticusScott@Kalakar

''We've got new adventures ahead of us and new horizons. I have two children that are looking forward to me spending more time at the house, my daughter didn't want to come today because she was going to cry too much, so she's at home watching, And, of course, Kim, who believe me has really tried to make sure that I was sure that I was making the right decision. As every player knows, our significant others go through a whole lot. They win with us, they lose with us and they want us to be successful, they want us to be happy. People say that when you leave the rink you leave the game at the rink and that's not true.

''We're human, we bring it home, we're highly emotional athletes. We're all lucky we have good people behind us and I know I have a great wife. She's there through thick and thin. I think we're both at peace of mind today. Today, I want to enjoy this and want to celebrate this. I just want to thank everyone who I ever played with and who was ever in an organization that I was part of, whether it be Team Canada Junior, or Team Canada, I loved it.

''Thank you''.

Jean-Paul picks up one of the microphones and performs his final “mic drop.” He proceeds to pick it back up because he promised a Q&A section after his speech.

Speaking as the user now, I know I could have named fifty more people that have made the league what it is for me. However, JPB may not have interacted with the player or I may have gotten tired writing players names. Both are likely. That said, I hope no one feels slighted and yes I ripped of Gretzky's retirement speech. I just thought it was a fun way to do a retirement post, and set up a potential recreate as JPB's kid. I will still be around the league and I do plan to recreate. So I guess I'll be doing PTs soon. And just to be clear for the rules in case I need to be more explicit. Jean-Paul Boivin retires this season.