Player Prompt

AJ Williams just came off a heartbreaking 7 game series 4 Star Cup loss to Detroit. The zerks had the series 3-1 and blew it. But Williams does not seem to care too much, he already has two cups!

The day after the team got back home from the finals, Williams was on the golf course playing 18 with his best friend from his hometown. The amount of beers they put back is concerning and Williams suffered a $500 fine from the golf course owner for destroying a golf cart. Pro Shop veteran, Sammy Blacks (age 42 with two divorces and only reaching grade 10 before dropping out to sell dope), stated “Williams was so hammered you would think this was his 16th birthday party and his mom let him take tequila shots. The way he drove that golf cart into hole 4’s pond was not only dumb, but absolutely idiotic.” Williams only got his phone wet but the Budweiser in his left hand survived the crash. After receiving the fine, Williams respectfully flipped the bird to the golf course owner before driving his 2022 Mercedes home to his penthouse by the ocean.

This all did not stop Williams from his golf game though. After a full night’s rest, Williams went to the second nearest golf course to shoot a 107 on a 63 and kept himself to only one beer per hole. Improvements are coming and the media especially is excited to see how William’s off-season golf career can get any worse.