PROMPT 1: The worst trade that the Winnipeg Aurora GM ever made was to trade some money to a home improvement store for a deck. For the next eighteen seasons, the deck was not completed, and...oh, you mean a player trade. Okay, so, the worst trade was up to 1OA to pick Lias Ekholm-Gunnarsson. It might have seemed like a good idea at the time, but now all Lias knows is McDonald's, charging his phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot kale chip, and lie. Okay, he scores a little every now and then too. And he does some community outreach work. But he's really obsessed with the spicy kale chips. Every practice, this guy shows up with a basket of freshly made kale chips that he's seasoned with some ungodly spicy pepper powder or something, and everyone on the team pretends to like them because they don't want to make him feel bad and he never seems to catch on that people are not enjoying the hellfire-dusted plant husks he is bringing in to feed the team.