Prompt 1

The worst trade that my team has ever made is any trade we've ever made. A trade is a showing of weakness. If we're trading for an upgrade at any given position, all it means is we should have drafted better. If we're trading to cut salary and stay under the cap, it means we should have negotiated better in free agency. I firmly believe that the only good trade is no trade at all. We make too much money as it is, take a pay cut and make your team better. But the absolute worst trades imaginable, aren't technically even trades... The worst trades are when a team trades itself to a new city. "Wah, I want a new stadium" or "Wah, I want to pay less taxes". Shut up, you're a professional sports team. Why do the Lakers play in Los Angeles where there aren't any lakes? Why do the Jazz play in Utah where there isn't any music? Why do the Vikings play in Minnesota where pillaging is against the law? The answer: because trades are dumb and make as little sense as this diatribe.