The SHL regular season has just started, but Tampa is acting as though S54 is already over. S55 prospects were shocked to find a scouting message from the Barracuda in their inbox this morning; it seems that every currently registered player has been contacted, since Tampa has every pick but one second rounder next draft.

The questions were leaked to the Onion and read as follows:
1) Would you be ok with being drafted and then traded for a S57 first?
2) Do you pay any attention to the standings or the index?
3) How do you feel about practicing your golf skills?

While this survey is raising some eyebrows, it seems to be less shocking than New England’s single question poll last year, which consisted only of the question: Can you stand the city of Boston?