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SHL Onion: Tampa Begins Sending Out Draft Surveys
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(This post was last modified: 05-28-2020, 03:13 PM by StamkosFan.)

The SHL regular season has just started, but Tampa is acting as though S54 is already over. S55 prospects were shocked to find a scouting message from the Barracuda in their inbox this morning; it seems that every currently registered player has been contacted, since Tampa has every pick but one second rounder next draft.

The questions were leaked to the Onion and read as follows:
1) Would you be ok with being drafted and then traded for a S57 first?
2) Do you pay any attention to the standings or the index?
3) How do you feel about practicing your golf skills?

While this survey is raising some eyebrows, it seems to be less shocking than New England’s single question poll last year, which consisted only of the question: Can you stand the city of Boston?

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05-28-2020, 03:13 PMStamkosFan Wrote: Can you stand the city of Boston?
No.

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05-28-2020, 03:13 PMStamkosFan Wrote: Can you stand the city of Boston?

Absolutely not.

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@StamkosFan your SHL Onion always gets a giggle out of me. Wish they were longer articles (or a collection of short ones in 1 article).

Keep it up!

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05-28-2020, 03:43 PMZoone16 Wrote: @StamkosFan your SHL Onion always gets a giggle out of me. Wish they were longer articles (or a collection of short ones in 1 article).

Keep it up!

Definitely agreed. These articles are consistently hilarious and topical

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05-28-2020, 03:43 PMZoone16 Wrote: @StamkosFan your SHL Onion always gets a giggle out of me. Wish they were longer articles (or a collection of short ones in 1 article).

Keep it up!
Thanks! I could try a full length article for my next one, which will be directed at my own team lol

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Probably the best column... lol

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This series is awesome Laughing

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05-28-2020, 03:48 PMStamkosFan Wrote:
05-28-2020, 03:43 PMZoone16 Wrote: @StamkosFan your SHL Onion always gets a giggle out of me. Wish they were longer articles (or a collection of short ones in 1 article).

Keep it up!
Thanks! I could try a full length article for my next one, which will be directed at my own team lol
pls no

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05-28-2020, 03:13 PMStamkosFan Wrote: While this survey is raising some eyebrows, it seems to be less shocking than New England’s single question poll last year, which consisted only of the question: Can you stand the city of Boston?
Absolutely not

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(This post was last modified: 05-29-2020, 01:40 PM by WannabeFinn.)

You joke but there were times we sent out draft surveys pretty much as soon as the season started lol

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(This post was last modified: 05-29-2020, 10:25 PM by MCP_.)

You act like we do this smh

We had the courtesy to sent the message to ALL of our players, IA and all

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good work, stammer

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05-28-2020, 03:26 PMhhh81 Wrote:
05-28-2020, 03:13 PMStamkosFan Wrote: Can you stand the city of Boston?
No.
Come visit and we’ll change that

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(This post was last modified: 05-30-2020, 01:50 AM by LordBirdman.)

I also challenge everyone saying no to actually come to Boston. You’ll like it (unless you live in NYC, in that case fuck off)

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