As the saying goes, if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a puck. By the transitive property, that means if you can get hit with a wrench, you can block a puck. The newest training regimen for the Edmonton Blizzard goalies is a simple but effective one, where the rest of the team gathers to pelt them with wrenches for a full hour. Any wrench that doesn't hit the goalie results in a five thousand dollar fine, the maximum allowable under the Simulation Hockey League's collective bargaining agreement. After the first practice under the new scheme, we reached out to goaltenders Time and Bouchard for comment, but they were unable to speak to us as a result of severe blunt force trauma. What will this mean for the future of the Blizzard? Will their goaltending woes improve under the new system? Will this new method of practice prove more effective than @Eggcracker whipping the team every week? Only time will tell.