Do you have any previous sim league experience?
No.

To be a big time player in the SHL, you need to have the time to produce media on a consistent level and spend a good amount of time on doing tasks to improve your player. Are you going to spend a lot of time working on your boy, or are you a busy guy irl with not too much time to spend?
I'm always busy, but I'm also a writer by trade. What I lack in time I can make up for in efficiency.

What do you spend time doing on a daily basis? favorite games? favorite chips? What NHL team are you into?
I work a 9-5 and am planning a wedding (for me, of course). I've been playing Sonic Mania and board games recently. Cool Ranch Doritos and Original Fritos, but Original Fritos give me gas. St. Louis Blues.

you can spend 1-5 seasons in juniors. Most elect to spend 2-3, but you may want to spend more time because you actually like juniors, or you might spend less because you got drafted to some shitbird team who's GM has a stupid name like Waters or something and you just want to get out of there as fast as possible. How long do you think you'll spend in the J?
I'd like to spend 2-3, but I will stay as long as it takes if there are better chances for me to grow here.

Show us your cute pets.
I will when you draft me.

Post a sick ass meme you just stole off reddit.
I would, but in 1998 the Undertaker pushed it off the top of Hell in a Cell

Do you have any interest in being a Falcon?
I have an interest in playing anywhere I can grow and win.