Dear @Aleris and @sköldpaddor,
I'm in love with you two. Don't make me choose between you, I will be devastated. Instead, let's move to a fixer upper in the countryside with a barn. We'll get some horses and we can roll around in the hay.

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Ace is a superb GM,
and Rashford is too!

Orchids are yellow,
daisies are white,
Arson Bot pinged me,
my poem wasn't right.

Marigolds are orange,
elms are a tree,
I now have enough words,
give me my damn TPE.

Spack Jarrow    |    S65 to S66                                                                         SHL   |         Aurora
                                                                 ···
POSITION      HAND     HGT      WGT                                     LINE     PP    PK     TPE
Left Wing       Right       5'10       185                                           2       X      X   1,400+
                                                                 ···
SHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora               66      18      30      48    +3      94      32      16:49
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               66      16      25      41   +28      53      26       18:21
                                                                 ···
SHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Winnipeg Aurora                 5        1        3        4     +2        7        2       17:06
·  65   Winnipeg Aurora               14        5        2        7      -9      12        0       18:41
                                                                 ···
SHL - HISTORY
·  S62 - Drafted 1st Round, 4th Overall by Winnipeg Aurora of the SHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S64                                                                      SMJHL   |        Armada
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64   Anchorage Armada          66      23      27     50     -34     86      32      22:07
·  63   Anchorage Armada          66      28      34     62      -1      79       12       21:51
·  62   Anchorage Armada          66      22      44     66       0     100      12       19:05
·  61    Anchorage Armada          66      13      19      32     +9      68      26      14:42
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  64    Anchorage Armada           4        1         2        3      -1        8         0     22:03
·  63    Anchorage Armada                               --- Missed Playoffs ---
·  62    Anchorage Armada         14        3        6        9     +1       24         6     19:09
·  61    Anchorage Armada          10        2        5        7     +8       15         0     14:20
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - EXHIBITION
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  61    Mexico City Aztecs          40      12      14      26      -8        -       28       17:13
                                                                 ···
SMJHL - HISTORY
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Elias Armia Trophy (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Hall of Fame.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S63 - News - Anchorage Forward of the Year Award named Spack Jarrow Award.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S62 - Award (Nominee) - Raymond Lindsay Trophy (MVP as voted on by the league).
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage MVP.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S62 - Award (Winner) - SMJHL All-Star game.
·  S61 - Contest (Winner) - Won all-star logo contest.
·  S61 - Award (Nominee) - Elias Armia Award (Commissioners' Award of Excellence).
·  S61 - Award (Winner) - Anchorage Leadership Award.
·  S61 - Role - Voted as Captain of the Anchorage Armada.
·  S61 - Drafted 1st Round, 13th Overall by Anchorage Armada of the SMJHL.
                                                                 ···


                       |    S61 to S66                                                                         IIHF   |   Switzerland
                                                                 ···
IIHF - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland              12        2        5       7     +3        11        6      16:41
·  65   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +1        16        4      14:50
·  64   Team Switzerland              12        1        1       2      -4         8         2       9:53
·  63   Team Switzerland              12        1        0       1      +2         1         2       7:14
                                                                 ···
IIHF - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  66   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         1        0      14:39
·  65   Team Switzerland               3        0        1        1      +1         5        0      12:41
·  64   Team Switzerland               1        0        0        0      -1         0        0       8:52
·  63   Team Switzerland               3        0        0       0      -2         1         2       6:45
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - REGULAR SEASON
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                       12        4        3        7     +4        9        8      18:35
·  62   Team DACH                       12        1         3       4      -4       12        2      18:32
·  61    Team World                       12        1        3        4       0       17       10      14:51
                                                                 ···
WORLD JUNIORS - PLAYOFFS
·  S     TEAM NAME                     GP       G        A        P     +/-       H     PIM       ATOI
·  63   Team DACH                        2        1         1        2        0        6        0      22:13
·  62   Team DACH                        2        1         0        1       -1        5        0      21:48
·  61    Team World                        1        0         1        1      +2        1         0      15:42
                                                                 ···
IIHF & WORLD JUNIORS - HISTORY
·  S65 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Gold with Team Switzerland.
·  S64 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - IIHF Silver with Team Switzerland.
·  S63 - Award (Winner) - WJC Bronze with Team DACH.
·  S61 - News - Transferred to Team Switzerland of the IIHF.
                                                                 ···

Dear GMs,

Thanks for not kicking me off the team for not really being around in the LR.  In spite of this, I am quite happy playing for the Elk and hope to lead us to success upon success.

Love,
Philippe Le Bel

I want to thank. sburbine and Patty because they have been pretty patient and really have wanted me to do well and have helped me come along in the SHL here and brought me into a great locker room

Dear @Acsolap and @KaleSalad you guys are a pair of cool dudes and you try really hard for the team and you have really sweet taste in shoes and opinions and I love you.

xoxo - your secret admirer

    

Evil AllBran - C - Philadeplia Forge - Peak TPE: 2194 #5th All time TPE leaderboard
S71 Jay McDonald Trophy

S71 Ron Mexico Award

S71 Sarmad Kahn Nomination

S69 Challenge Cup Champion
S69 Jay McDonald Trophy
S69 Anton Razov Award Nomination
S69 Sarmad Khan Award Nomination
S63 Damian Littleton Award Nomination
S61 WJC Gold - United States
S61 WJC Best Goal Scorer Award
S60 Vyacheslav Onopprienko Trophy

Special thanks to Carpy48, Ragnar, Merica, High Stick King, Sulovilen, sothfacekilla, enigmatic and LeSizz for the signatures!

Dear Jess and Aleris, you guys rock and are the best gm's ever. you guys have done nothing but amazing and i would want to play on your guy's team again and again.

To my beloved GMs, thanks for making the decision to trade up for me in the draft all those seasons ago. Because of that I have a cup and have had some great personal seasons.

San-sam Emerson | Philadelphia Forge | LD | S63
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Birthplace: Incheon, South Korea
Number: 88
S62 SMJHL 3OA Pick
S62 SMJHL All-Rookie Team
S63 SHL 6OA Pick
S64 Regina Elk Alternate Captain
S65 SHL All-Rookie Team
S69 Challenge Cup
S70 Second Team All-SHL
S71 First Team All-SHL
S72 Second Team All-SHL
S73 Second Team All-SHL
S74 First Team All-SHL

Nat Emerson | Baltimore Platoon | Team Latvia (RETIRED)
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 250 lbs
Birthplace: Boston, Massachusetts
Number: 34
S47 Challenge Cup
S46 IIHF Bronze Medal
S55 IIHF Top Defenseman

Dear @Ace and @RashfordU - 

Thank you for building the environment you have in Winnipeg. It was really hard for me to step out of my comfort zone and go somewhere that wasn't the team I'd been on for two years and spent the worst of the pandemic with, but I am very glad I took the chance because win or lose, this team is something really special, and I'm so glad I'm a part of it. Thank you for drafting me, and thanks for being my friends.

Gunnar Söderberg || IIHF Fed Head - Sweden || GM - Nevada Battleborn
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Highlights:
S45 WJC | Sweden - Bronze
S46 SMJHL | Drafted 5th OA - Kelowna Knights
S47 SHL | Drafted 2nd OA - Tampa Bay
S47 SMJHL | Captain - Kelowna Knights
S48 SMJHL | Captain - Kelowna Knights
S48 IIHF | Gold - Sweden
S49 SHL All-Rookie Team
S52 IIHF | Silver - Sweden
S56 IIHF | Bronze - Sweden
S57 Challenge Cup - Chicago Syndicate
S57 Anton Razov Award (Playoffs MVP)
S60 IIHF | Bronze - Sweden
S60 SHL | Captain - Chicago Syndicate
S61 SHL | Captain - Chicago Syndicate
S62 SHL | Captain - Chicago Syndicate
S66 SMJHL | Nour Harrak Award (Best GM Duo)

Lias Ekholm-Gunnarsson || C || Winnipeg Aurora
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Highlights:
S62 SMJHL | Drafted 26 OA - Nevada Battleborn
S63 SHL | Drafted 1 OA - Winnipeg Aurora
S63 SMJHL | All-Star
S65 SMJHL | All-Star
S67 IIHF | Top Forward
S68 IIHF | Gold - Sweden
S69 IIHF | Silver - Sweden
S70 SHL | All-Star
S70 SHL | Aidan Richan Award
S70 IIHF | Silver - Sweden
S71 SHL | All-Star
S71 SHL | Sergei Karpotsov Trophy
S71 SHL | Jay McDonald Trophy
S71 SHL | Sarmad Khan Award
S72 SHL | Challenge Cup - Winnipeg Aurora
S72 SHL | All-Star
S72 IIHF | Bronze - Sweden
S72 SHL | Anton Razov Award
S73 IIHF | Gold - Sweden
S75 IIHF | Gold - Sweden




. : : .

@Fluw You are the best GM ever! Thank you for putting up with my shit. You deserve GMOTY in my heart. Lets go get that cup. GOOOO MUTES!!!! AWOOOOOO

Thank you to both Patty and Sburb for taking a chance on this first gen player and creating a welcoming community to be a part of!

Mitchell "Mit" Wobet | "C" | RD #51
         Newfoundland Berserkers
             S69 13OA SMJHL Draft


Mitchell "Mit" Wobet | RD #51
        Tampa Bay Barracuda
           S70 9OA SHL Draft


Big Thanks to @Sburbine & @Carpy48 for the dope graphic!
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i will never write anything of love towards ass. he stinks

kale is great though, everyone should love kale. kale should be the main gm of phi because ass stinks

All my GMs are helpful and quick to respond. Retu is the one that sticks out the most. As one of the first people in the league to ask me about my players goals and helping me with building tips.

Gabe is stinky, gabe doesn't get drinks with friends, we'd all love to fire gabe. Then there's Retu, who balances out the evil and toxicity that Gabe brings to the team.

render cred: @rum_ham, @Rangerjase @Ragnar @supertardis101 @Jogurtaa @Drokeep @evilallbran @Carpy48 @enigmatic
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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:

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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC

S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20

S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39

S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42

S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34

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SMJHL playoff stats

S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38

S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20

S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11

S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34

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International Representations

S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN

Hotdog, I love you. I love you so much. I love your hotness and your doggyness. Golden Glutes I also love you for your gold and your glutes. I assume y'all are good GMs or something, idk I don't really follow this league.

S58 Elias Armia Award Winner

@Tomen
This was probably your idea, nothing like getting your players to kiss your ass. I love you you euro prick. Meet me behind the Zamboni. I’m gonna do that thing Lee taught me.