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TheFlash · 06-21-2019, 07:07 AM

Matchup: Halifax Raiders
Gameplan: The only way to beat the Whalers is as follows! Don't shot at their goalie! miss the net as many times as you can. Rumour on the street is, if you hit the boards behind the net just so, it'll create a black hole and everyone (and by everyone I mean just the Whalers players) will be sucked in, thus forcing a forefit and an automatic win for us! It's a no brainer!
Edited By: Jon Forty-One @C9Van

C9Van · 06-21-2019, 07:07 AM

Matchup: San Fran Pride

Gameplan: The enemy is expecting to have us play a goalie in net. So instead we will play the goalie up front and have 2 defensive players fill the net. With the goalie up front all we need have to do is block the net and then get the puck up to our star performer who just simply now has to shoot. It really is quite that simple.

Edited By: @TheFlash

~~PenKnight~~ · 06-21-2019, 07:20 AM

@~~Mike Izzy~~

*Zoone16* · 06-21-2019, 09:08 AM

Matchup: Calgary Dragons:
Gameplan: Have Esa trade away any player that isn't regressing and trade for any player that is in deep regression. Dragons are ancient beings that sit on piles of decaying TPE. We have to emulate our team's namesake. That is how we won all those cups.
Edited by: @Steelhead77

Noble · 06-21-2019, 09:54 AM

Matchup: Texas Renegades
Gameplan: Don't even show up to the rink. This team is so bad that we could stay home and still win. Tampa Bay is built on luck instead of skills which is why I came here instead of joining my two best friends there. I know we can pull this one off so who cares.
Edited By: @daBenchwarmer

TheWoZy · 06-21-2019, 10:03 AM

Matchup: Lethbridge Lions

Gameplan: Since our opponents aren't good on defense but very strong on offense, we are to play Monkey D. Luffy and Austin Roenick on defense. We don't need to worry about scoring since we just need one forward to score a goal. With this plan, we are still going to stay at the top on scoring but we won't be the worst defensive team!

Edited By: Monkey D. Luffy @TnlAstatine

Nerio · 06-21-2019, 10:04 AM

Matchup: New England Wolfpack
Gameplan: For the first game of every playoff series, everyone fully take all their energy and worry about checking and fighting only. How is a team going to beat us when they can't even stand after game 1?
Edited by: Guy Zheng @goldenglutes

caltroit_red_flames · 06-21-2019, 10:09 AM

06-20-2019, 03:33 PMTrautner Wrote: Matchup: Edmonton Blizzard
Gameplan: Post pictures of DeMaricus Smythe all around the arena to make Brady McIntyre start crying while playing defense. McIntyre totally starts playing better when his facemask becomes full of tears and he definitely won't drown himself in his mask.
Edited By: @Blastmeaway

The tears are gonna be hella real too Crybaby

oddly_colored_beef · 06-21-2019, 10:24 AM

Matchup: Chicago Syndicate
Gameplan: Injure the goalies so that they're forced to go to the emergency backup and then play with 2 rookies for the rest of the season. Those goalie prospects suck.
Edited by: @gordieboom

Alex Mack · 06-21-2019, 10:55 AM

Matchup: West Kendall Platoon
Gameplan: Everyone drop your gloves and immedietly start throwing punches to the person on your left it doesn't matter if it's a teammate our strategy is to confuse everyone.
Edited By: @Slappydoodle

***Gaia Mormont*** · 06-21-2019, 11:00 AM

Matchup: Winnipeg Jets vs San Francisco Pride
Gameplan: Winnipeg Jets will play without a goalie and give San Fran a two goal head start. Somehow tho, the San Fran goalie still gets pulled after allowing 4 goals in the first period to Ignatius Blunt. Muerto ends with a -5.
Edited By:@Muerto

SlashACM · 06-21-2019, 11:00 AM

Matchup: Edmonton Blizzard

Game plan: Give teddy cuddles some of that dental medicine and the other team will be laughing so hard at the hilarity of a drugged cuddles that the Blizz get the easy dub.

Edited by: @"cpetrella"

MCP_ · 06-21-2019, 12:07 PM

Matchup: St Louis Scarecrows
Gameplan: Since we have so many 4 Star Championships, why not just give them all away? During the second period, every player on the team will hack into the SMJHL database (while still playing the game, of course) and change our name into another team name. If a puck or two goes into the net, who cares?
Edited By: @Im_A_Boonana

NJBadApple · 06-21-2019, 12:32 PM

Matchup: San Francisco
Gameplan: Trade away all important prospects mid-game and enter into a constant revolving door of rebuilding status, allowing them to win 14-0. Then relocate to a different city.
Edited By: @Jearim

Narconis · 06-21-2019, 12:33 PM

Matchup: West Kendall Platoon
Gameplan: On the shootout, make sure to deke three times and then come to a complete stop. Make sure to shoot the puck glove side because you're fancy.
Edited By: @.bojo

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