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*Carpy48* · 02-16-2021, 12:07 PM

02-16-2021, 11:12 AMNokazoa Wrote: Why doesn't carpy have an animal render?

Who wants to make a red panda sig for me? I wouldn't say no.

Julio Tokolosh · 02-16-2021, 06:17 PM

02-16-2021, 11:12 AMNokazoa Wrote: Why was cum banner removed? Why was that objectively the wrong decision? Why doesn't carpy have an animal render?

I think this was directed at @SDCore but I’ll jump in with my point of view.
It was really disappointing to see the lack of sex positivity within the league. It was removed for being too provocative. Although the stringy mess covering the challenge cup was clearly melted Parmesan and not bodily fluids, a handful (palm-full?) of users found the stickiness upsetting, and unbecumming of the stoicism and prestige surrounding the challenge cup. A few members should have gone to their urologists if thats the mix up they were having. Glossy melted cheese is far from “pearlescent”, unless I’m confused and the saying is “a fondu necklace”. Even grosser, some users didn’t like the yellow hue added during the second iteration, claiming it looked even more “dischargey”, and I just think that’s a personal thing that a lot of the underage users and myself did not need to know.

Why was it the wrong decision: I’m not sure who made the final decision, but I was told that a factor was that Reddit recruitment was that weekend, and that image was not super welcumming to potential users who didn’t know the light-heartedness / memey / Parmesan-inside-jokiness of the league. When I first joined, the site was a beautiful Edmonton Blue, and it definitely effected my user experience, So I appreciate the risk of first gen retention. But unlike the users who didn’t like the “in-their-face-ness” of Izzy’s parm load, I’m not going to be butthurt about it. I’m happy knowing that I made something beautiful and that many users got to experience my art installation. Maybe one day the SHL will be progressive enough to have allegedly sex positive imagery on their banner. But until then, the Calgary Cum Banner hibernates on my creative cloud drive.

I heard @TnlAstatine downloaded the PNG and keeps it in a locked folder called “homework”.

***hotdog*** · 02-16-2021, 06:29 PM

02-15-2021, 11:26 PM5ympathies Wrote: to @hotdog (tried to insert an apple hotdog emoji but it didnt work) specifically, when are we recording a pod together

we made the casino hard again so that i would not have much money and have to record podcast again

***bluesfan55*** · 02-16-2021, 10:22 PM

to hotdog one more time
when is the poddog blooscast occurring

ty to @High Stick King @EvilAllBran and @Ragnar for the sigs

DeletedAtUserRequest · 02-17-2021, 02:06 AM

If you 5 were a boy band, who would each of you be?

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Fordyford · 02-17-2021, 10:43 AM

Honestly how dare you all leave me out of your AMA?

Julio Tokolosh · 02-17-2021, 12:25 PM

02-17-2021, 02:06 AMMike Izzy Wrote: If you 5 were a boy band, who would each of you be?

After discussion, everyone but Corey agreed:

Band Name: Sum 47. (Carpy suggested, like, 12 s47 puns, but we chose that one).

Hotdog - Lead Singer - Freddie Mercury
SDCore - Guitar - Tom Delonge
bbjygm - Bass - Bootsy Collins
Carpy - Drums - Max Weinberg
Tokolosh - Background Dancer - Kevin Federline

Hotdog has the biggest range. Top earner, GM, PT head, Award winner: you can click any portion of the site and find him there and performing in a top role. For the uninitiated, Freddie Mercury (of Queen fame) had a historically impressive range. Google had this to say "His known vocal range extended from bass low F (F2) to soprano high F (F6). He could also get up to tenor high F (F5)" but I have no idea what that means. Mercury was universally recognized as talented and was well-liked by everyone; from my hippy uncle to my homo-phobic uncle, everyone could unite behind the idea that Freddie Mercury was a generational talent. BUT: it's hotDOG, and Freddie was notoriously a cat person.

SDCore is the guitarist and one of the singers of the band and styled after Tom DeLonge (occasionally) of Blink 182 (I'm not going to list associated acts). A recognizable voice that played an important role in my formative years (being an angsty middle schooler / being an angsty two-way forward). I honestly think Core is closer to Mark Hoppus, but he was bass, and Core is definitely guitar. Tom notoriously left the band in pursuit of hunting space aliens, and Core hasn't personally given me a reason as to why he stepped down from commissioner, so I can only assume what he's up to. I think the SHL version of aliens are multis, so watch out King. BUT: Core isn't as whiny or out of the box(car racer) as DeLonge. On discord when immature things are said he doesn't engage, when the real Tom would probably belt out a "will you shut up, [Julio/Ford], and stop this pain tonight? Stop this pain tonight."

bbjygm's player is named Slap, and no one in the history of music slapped the bass harder than Bootsy Collins (from the band Parliament). Bootsy's tracksuit was a bright "Wolfpack Green". Bootsy's 20-Gallon hat was big enough for all of the tricks. Slap's playstyle was flashiest in the first ~third of his career, when he was riffing sweet one-timers to Ola Wagstrom and Eko Van Otter, just like how Bootsy's tracksuits were the most glittery in the first ~third of his performing career. BUT: Slap McShotty has never been suspended which means that he's taken nowhere near enough drugs in order to create 10 (ten!) science-fiction themed funk albums. Tear the roof off the sucker.

Carpy is likened to Max Weinberg of Bruce Springsteen's friends: E Street Band. Some German heritage and 4 decades of consistency are certainly an accurate comparison for the goalie who has been the backbone of Toronto. Drafts happen, trade deadlines pass, Clarence passes away, Steve Van Zandt wants to try acting on Sopranos (and does a pretty good job), but the beats still going, and its Weinberg/Carpy behind the attention seekers, hitting posts/drums with a stick and getting back to business. Max's son (Jay) is actually the drummer for slipknot and is a goalie as well. BUT: there is no "but" unless you argue that Carpy should be Jay instead.

Tokolosh is the background dancer Kevin Federline (who was a background dancer for NSYNC and Justin Timberlake). A gaudy clown who doesn't know his place and hasn't done shit since his first year of relevance. More of a punch line than a performer, KFed latched onto some successful people around them and rode them until a 2021 interview that is airing now (draw your own tokolosh comparisons). The oversexed and undereducated former star will leave you silent, either because he won't shut up, or you forgot to yell PopoZão because no one knows that song because it sucks. BUT: Tokolosh never hooked up with Britney Spears, so he's a worse version of Federline.

--- other ---
Band manager: @Fordyford
Gets yelled at after every show for fucking up the rider. Core doesn't eat yellow M&M's! how many times do we have to fucking tell you! But that authoritative British accent keeps bringing us back in. We don't pay him shit, but he cleans up with the groupies.

Merch table: @sköldpaddor
Jess huffs cigs and slings tees in the back of the show.

Backup Singers:
Esa Parmborg, Theo Morgan, Lallo Selman, Martijn Westbroek, Austin Roenick, Josef Kubinec, Noah Gallagher, Boris Poroshenko, Nicolaj Muller, Thomas Bathory, Aaron Wilson, Akashi SixNine, Filip Zadina, Kalevi Karhunen.

RIP: @SecondSucks22 who is a friend of the band, but overdosed on inactivity.

TnlAstatine · 02-17-2021, 05:33 PM

02-16-2021, 06:17 PMJulio Tokolosh Wrote:
02-16-2021, 11:12 AMNokazoa Wrote: Why was cum banner removed? Why was that objectively the wrong decision? Why doesn't carpy have an animal render?

I think this was directed at @SDCore but I’ll jump in with my point of view.
It was really disappointing to see the lack of sex positivity within the league. It was removed for being too provocative. Although the stringy mess covering the challenge cup was clearly melted Parmesan and not bodily fluids, a handful (palm-full?) of users found the stickiness upsetting, and unbecumming of the stoicism and prestige surrounding the challenge cup. A few members should have gone to their urologists if thats the mix up they were having. Glossy melted cheese is far from “pearlescent”, unless I’m confused and the saying is “a fondu necklace”. Even grosser, some users didn’t like the yellow hue added during the second iteration, claiming it looked even more “dischargey”, and I just think that’s a personal thing that a lot of the underage users and myself did not need to know.

Why was it the wrong decision: I’m not sure who made the final decision, but I was told that a factor was that Reddit recruitment was that weekend, and that image was not super welcumming to potential users who didn’t know the light-heartedness / memey / Parmesan-inside-jokiness of the league. When I first joined, the site was a beautiful Edmonton Blue, and it definitely effected my user experience, So I appreciate the risk of first gen retention. But unlike the users who didn’t like the “in-their-face-ness” of Izzy’s parm load, I’m not going to be butthurt about it. I’m happy knowing that I made something beautiful and that many users got to experience my art installation. Maybe one day the SHL will be progressive enough to have allegedly sex positive imagery on their banner. But until then, the Calgary Cum Banner hibernates on my creative cloud drive.

I heard @TnlAstatine downloaded the PNG and keeps it in a locked folder called “homework”.

no no, i was the first to say out with the cumcup lol
thats gross

***Ragnar*** · 02-17-2021, 05:57 PM

hotdog stinks

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

Julio Tokolosh · 02-17-2021, 06:17 PM

02-17-2021, 05:33 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: no no, i was the first to say out with the cumcup lol
thats gross

Everything in here reads like Reverand Moore in the first act of Footloose or Monseigneur Claude Frollo after his first interaction with Esmerelda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Let the banner be the beautiful gypsy girl that erupts your passion.

^ This reads like i have a huge problem with religion, but I'm just having fun with the 80's-90's cinematic representation of religious authority. At least there wasn't anything insidious being covered up in real life.

TnlAstatine · 02-17-2021, 10:20 PM

02-17-2021, 06:17 PMJulio Tokolosh Wrote:
02-17-2021, 05:33 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: no no, i was the first to say out with the cumcup lol
thats gross

Everything in here reads like Reverand Moore in the first act of Footloose or Monseigneur Claude Frollo after his first interaction with Esmerelda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Let the banner be the beautiful gypsy girl that erupts your passion.

^ This reads like i have a huge problem with religion, but I'm just having fun with the 80's-90's cinematic representation of religious authority. At least there wasn't anything insidious being covered up in real life.

i do not understand your words good sir.
cum cup probably one of the worst things to happen to shl
along with ham cheats

Nokazoa · 02-17-2021, 11:40 PM

02-17-2021, 10:20 PMTnlAstatine Wrote:
02-17-2021, 06:17 PMJulio Tokolosh Wrote: Everything in here reads like Reverand Moore in the first act of Footloose or Monseigneur Claude Frollo after his first interaction with Esmerelda in The Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Let the banner be the beautiful gypsy girl that erupts your passion.

^ This reads like i have a huge problem with religion, but I'm just having fun with the 80's-90's cinematic representation of religious authority. At least there wasn't anything insidious being covered up in real life.

i do not understand your words good sir.
cum cup probably one of the worst things to happen to shl
along with ham cheats

the inability to admire the technical talents of one, Julio Tokolosh, is a darn shame. Also I thought the worst thing to happen to the SHL was its existence?

TnlAstatine · 02-18-2021, 02:34 PM

02-17-2021, 11:40 PMNokazoa Wrote:
02-17-2021, 10:20 PMTnlAstatine Wrote: i do not understand your words good sir.
cum cup probably one of the worst things to happen to shl
along with ham cheats

the inability to admire the technical talents of one, Julio Tokolosh, is a darn shame. Also I thought the worst thing to happen to the SHL was its existence?

no slight on toko
and ture

StadiumGambler · 03-02-2021, 06:27 PM

@SDCore if anyone wants to get paid for this, edit answers into the OP and a grader will circle back for it later on thank you.

SDCore · 03-02-2021, 07:20 PM

03-02-2021, 06:27 PMStadiumGambler Wrote: @SDCore if anyone wants to get paid for this, edit answers into the OP and a grader will circle back for it later on thank you.

Edited the OP... Thanks!

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