The ice crew begins their work, scraping and melting or whatever the fuck they do to get the ice off, when they come across a small heart shaped locket. Curious, they check the innards to find on one side, a picture of Ragnar, and on the other, a picture of @Zombiewolf a testament to their love, frozen in time.

Sigs by Me, Merica, High Stick King, Rum_Ham, Jess, vulfzilla, enigmatic, and Carpy

 

Brian Morley | LAP | S30 Hall of Fame | Buffalo Stampede Co-GM
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CAREER AWARDS/ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
1x Challenge Cup (S17)
2x 1st All-Star Team (S22, S24)
1x 2nd All-Star Team (S23)
1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S22)
2x Jay McDonald Trophy (S22, S24)
2x Damian Littleton Nominee (S21)
2x Ron Mexico Nominee (S22, S23)
2x Jeff Dar Nominee (S23, S24)
First, second and fifth most goals in a season in the 52 game era
Second most points in a season in the 52 game era
Second most goals by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Second most points by a player in Los Angeles Panthers franchise history
Most goals, assists and points by a player drafted in S14
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CAREER STATS:
758 GP:  265 Goals, 328 Assists, 593 Points

Chimkin Wing | Right Wing | Retired Beef Cake
Jersey Number: 35
Height: 6ft 8in
Weight: 225 lbs
Birthplace: Zrenjanin, Serbia
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Signed as a free agent in S55 with the Anchorage Armada
Drafted 47th overall in the S56 SHL draft by the Buffalo Stampede
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SMJHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S55: GP: 10 | W: 5 | L: 4 | OTL: 0 | GAA: 2.31 | SV%: .910 | SO: 1
S56: GP: 26 | W: 12 L: 8 | OTL: 3 | GAA: 2.59 | SV%: .893 | SO: 2
S57: GP: 53 | W: 33 L: 12 | OTL: 7 | GAA: 2.02 | SV%: .920 | SO: 8
S58: GP: 51 | W: 27 L: 22 | OTL: 2 | GAA: 2.11 | SV%: .927 | SO: 8
SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S57: GP: 16 | W: 12 L: 3 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.86 | SV%: .926 | SO: 1
S58: GP: 21 | W: 13 L: 7 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 2.56 | SV%: .906 | SO: 0
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SHL REGULAR SEASON STATS:
S58: GP: 3 | W: 2 | L: 0 | OTL: 1 | GAA: 1.95 | SV%: .880 | SO: 1
S59: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 26 | P: 34 | +/-: 38 | PIM: 16
S60: GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 23 | P: 42 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 12
S61: GP: 66 | G: 11 | A: 31 | P: 42 | +/-: 36 | PIM: 38
S62: GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 38 | P: 42 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 12
S63: GP: 66 | G: 6 | A: 28 | P: 34 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 19
S64: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 54 | P: 90 | +/-: 44 | PIM: 16
S65: GP: 66 | G: 44 | A: 41 | P: 85 | +/-: 18 | PIM: 18
S66: GP: 66 | G: 27 | A: 54 | P: 81 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 34
S67: GP: 66 | G: 20 | A: 55 | P: 75 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 44
S68: GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 57 | P: 90 | +/-: 32 | PIM: 20
S69: GP: 66 | G: 32 | A: 59 | P: 91 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 34
S70: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 64 | P: 76 | +/-: 31 | PIM: 26
S71: GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 38 | P: 61 | +/-: 22 | PIM: 26
S72: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 33 | P: 55 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 34
S73: GP: 66 | G: 17 | A: 39 | P: 56 | +/-: 21 | PIM: 20
S74: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 38 | P: 67 | +/-: 28 | PIM: 20
TOT: GP: 1056 | G: 343 | A: 678 | P: 1021 | +/-: 376 | PIM: 389
SHL PLAYOFF STATS:
S59: GP: 19 | G: 2 | A: 7 | P: 9 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 4
S60: GP: 22 | G: 6 | A: 15 | P: 21 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 4
S61: GP: 9 | G: 1 | A: 5 | P: 6 | +/-: 7 | PIM: 2
S62: GP: 9 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 3 | PIM: 2
S63: GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 0
S64: GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | +/-: 2 | PIM: 2
S65: GP: 18 | G: 12 | A: 14 | P: 26 | +/-: 12 | PIM: 0
S66: GP: 16 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S67: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0
S68: GP: 17 | G: 10 | A: 17 | P: 27 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 10
S69: GP: 4 | G: 1 | A: 4 | P: 5 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 2
S70: GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 1 | P: 3 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2
S71: GP: 21 | G: 7 | A: 17 | P: 24 | +/-: 6 | PIM: 4
S72: GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0
S73: GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2
S74: GP: 9 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4
TOT: GP: 189 | G: 54 | A: 114 | P: 168 | +/-: 34 | PIM: 40
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES:
S55 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S57 Four Star Cup Champion
S57 SMJHL Second All Star Team
S57 Brodie Witzel Trophy - Playoffs MVP
S58 SMJHL First All Star Team
S58 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S58 Cedric Robinson Trophy - Best Goalie
S60 Challenge Cup Champion
S64 Named Buffalo Stampede Captain
S64 Aidan Richan Award
S69 SHL All Star
S71 Challenge Cup Champion

Ongo Gablogian, the art collector | RD | Carolina Kraken
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Charmed, I'm sure
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Jersey Number: 0
Height: 4 ft 10in
Weight: 290 lbs
Birthplace: Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Drafted 8th overall by the Carolina Kraken in S74
Drafted 39th overall by the Buffalo Stampede in S75
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REGULAR SEASON STATS
S74: GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 22 | P: 25 | +/-: -16 | PIM: 32 | HITS: 109
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PLAYOFF STATS
S74: DNQ
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AWARDS AND ACCOLADES
Fuckin' nothing so far. Or probably ever.

❤!! RIP to the big homies 701 and Mac !!❤

At the end of the season every year in Anaheim, something interesting is unearthed from the ice. Each game during the season, if a player loses a tooth in game, it is collected and deposited into the ice and the team cleaning up the ice has found a lot of teeth over the years!

Current Player || May O'Nayse || RW || Prospect
Name: May O'Nayse
Age: 20
Height: 5'6"
Weight: 150 lbs
Number: 45
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SMJHL Career Stats
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Accomplishments/Trophies


Previous Player || Johannes Leitner || G || Hall of Fame
Name: Johannes Leitner
Age: 31
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 198 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL Career Stats
S45: GP: 44 || Wins: 23 || Save Pct: .898 || GAA: 3.32
S46: GP: 41 || Wins: 15 || Save Pct: .907 || GAA: 3.10
S47: GP: 44 || Wins: 17 || Save Pct: .912 || GAA: 2.98
S48: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .905 || GAA: 3.16
S49: GP: 44 || Wins: 31 || Save Pct: .926 || GAA: 2.18
S50: GP: 44 || Wins: 21 || Save Pct: .890 || GAA: 3.38
S51: GP: 44 || Wins: 18 || Save Pct: .902 || GAA: 3.09
S52: GP: 44 || Wins: 22 || Save Pct: .900 || GAA: 3.18
S53: GP: 40 || Wins: 32 || Save Pct: .924 || GAA: 1.84
Career: GP: 389 || Wins: 200 || Save Pct: .906 || GAA: 2.92
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Accomplishments/Trophies
S42: Drafted 48th Overall (6th round) in SMJHL Entry Draft by Vancouver
S43: Drafted 16th Overall (2nd round) in SHL Entry Draft by New England
S43: Won Brodie Witzel Trophy (SMJHL Playoff MVP) with Vancouver
S43: Won Four-Star Cup with Vancouver
S49: Won Mathias Chouinard Trophy (East Champions) with New England
S49: Won Ron Mexico Trophy (MVP) with New England
S49: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Aidan Richan (Most Improved) Trophy with New England
S49: Won Sarmad Khan Trophy (Player MVP) with New England
S49: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
S53: Won John McBride (Best Goalie) Trophy with New England
S53: Won Mike Honcho Trophy (Least Goals Allowed) with New England
HALL OF FAME!!!!!

The New Orleans Specters froze a hatchet under the ice to symbolize coming together as a team and everyone making peace. It mostly worked as python and leafs were not at each other’s throats nearly as much this season.

[39 words]

Atticus Hale ║ New Orleans Specters ║ Team USA ║ 2140 Peak TPE
6'2" ║ 198 lbs ║ Moon Township, PA, USA ║ #82
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SMJHL Draft - 14th Overall by the Carolina Kraken
SHL Draft - 2nd Overall by the New Orleans Specters
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║          SHL Regular Season Statistics          ║

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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 25 | 41 | -16 | 137 |  24 ║

║ S65 |NOLA | 66 | 16 | 19 | 35 |  -3 | 172 |  15 ║

║ S66 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 24 | 48 | +14 | 143 |  18 ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 66 | 20 | 43 | 63 | +16 | 161 |  46 ║

║ S68 |NOLA | 66 | 25 | 36 | 61 |  -7 | 200 |  24 ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 66 | 46 | 42 | 88 | +30 | 252 |  38 ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 50 | 80 |  +3 | 224 |  52 ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA | 66 | 38 | 54 | 92 | +16 | 212 |  56 ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA | 66 | 30 | 38 | 68 | -13 | 217 |  36 ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA | 66 | 33 | 38 | 71 |  -8 | 212 |  49 ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA | 66 | 27 | 46 | 73 |  -1 | 221 |  62 ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 66 | 24 | 44 | 68 |  -7 | 215 |  26 ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA | 66 | 31 | 30 | 61 |  23 | 218 |  24 ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 858| 360| 489| 849| +47 | 2584| 470 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║             SHL Playoff Statistics              ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
║ S64 |NOLA |  6 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  +2 |  13 |  2  ║

║ S65 |NOLA |  7 |  0 |  2 |  2 |  -6 |  17 |  0  ║

║ S66 |NOLA |  9 |  3 |  2 |  5 |  -1 |  15 |  2  ║

║ S67 |NOLA | 11 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  -2 |  26 |  8  ║

║ S68 |NOLA |  5 |  0 |  3 |  3 |  -2 |  8  |  2  ║ "C"

║ S69 |NOLA | 14 | 10 |  4 | 14 |  -2 |  47 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S70 |NOLA |  7 |  8 |  1 |  9 |  -3 |  29 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S71 |NOLA |  5 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  -4 |  14 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S72 |NOLA |  4 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -5 |  16 |  2  ║ "C"

║ S73 |NOLA |  6 |  1 |  3 |  4 |  -6 |  22 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S74 |NOLA |  7 |  2 |  7 |  9 |  +1 |  25 |  0  ║ "C"

║ S75 |NOLA | 11 |  8 |  2 | 10 |  +3 |  41 |  4  ║ "C"

║ S76 |NOLA |  0 |  0 |  0 |  0 |   E |  0  |  0  ║ "C"

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢

║    Career | 92 | 40 | 39 | 79 | -25 | 273 |  28 ║

╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║         SMJHL Regular Season Statistics         ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR | 66 |  7 | 12 | 19 |  +6 |  85 |  24 ║
║ S61 | CAR | 66 | 18 | 26 | 44 |  +3 | 141 |  12 ║
║ S62 | CAR | 66 | 19 | 38 | 57 |  -7 | 207 |  18 ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR | 66 | 31 | 38 | 69 | +27 | 206 |  4  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 264| 75 | 114| 189| +29 | 639 |  58 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║            SMJHL Playoff Statistics             ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | CAR |  6 |  1 |  1 |  2 |  E  |  6  |  2  ║
║ S61 | CAR |  4 |  2 |  1 |  3 |  E  |  12 |  2  ║
║ S62 | CAR |  6 |  2 |  4 |  6 | +8  |  14 |  0  ║ "A"
║ S63 | CAR |  6 |  0 |  2 |  2 | -2  |  18 |  0  ║ "C"
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 22 |  5 |  8 | 13 | +6  |  50 |  4  ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 IIHF Statistics                 ║
╠═════════════════════════════════════════════════╣
║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║

╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S64 | USA | 12 |  3 |  3 |  6 |  -8 |  14 |  0  ║
║ S65 | USA | 13 |  2 |  3 |  5 |  -2 |  26 |  4  ║
║ S66 | USA | 12 |  2 |  4 |  6 |  -1 |  20 |  8  ║
║ S67 | USA | 12 |  4 |  1 |  5 |  -2 |  17 |  4  ║

║ S68 | USA | 12 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  E  |  28 |  10 ║
║ S69 | USA | 12 |  4 |  9 | 13 |  +2 |  40 |  10 ║
║ S70 | USA | 12 |  3 | 14 | 17 |  +5 |  55 |  12 ║
║ S71 | USA | 13 |  6 | 10 | 16 |  -2 |  43 |  10 ║

║ S72 | USA | 12 |  5 |  8 | 13 |  -2 |  35 |   6 ║

║ S73 | USA | 12 |  6 |  6 | 12 |  -8 |  43 |   2 ║

╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 62 | 22 | 31 | 62 | +2  | 185 |  46 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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║                 WJC Statistics                  ║
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║ S## |Team | GP |  G |  A |  P | +/- | SOG | PIM ║
╟─────┼─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║ S60 | USA | 13 |  2 |  2 |  4 |  +1 |  18 |  0  ║
║ S61 | USA | 15 |  5 |  6 | 11 |  +8 |  29 |  4  ║ GOLD MEDAL
║ S62 | USA | 15 |  2 |  8 | 10 |  +3 |  32 |  4  ║ SILVER MEDAL
║ S63 | USA | 13 |  5 | 12 | 17 |  +8 |  44 |  4  ║
╟─────┴─────┼────┼────┼────┼────┼─────┼─────┼─────╢
║    Career | 56 | 14 | 28 | 42 | +20 | 123 |  12 ║
╙───────────┴────┴────┴────┴────┴─────┴─────┴─────╜

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Personal Accolades

S73 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S71 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S69 - SHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S64 - SHL - Ryan Jesster Award (Best Rookie) NOMINEE

S64 - SHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

S63 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S62 - WJC - Team USA SILVER MEDAL Winner

S62 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Star Selection ⭐

S61 - WJC - Team USA GOLD MEDAL Winner
S60 - SMJHL - ⭐ All-Rookie Team ⭐

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Career Milestones

S76 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in points (808)

S73 - SHL - Became the New Orleans Specters all-time leader in goals (262)

S71 - SHL - Reached 500 career points against the Calgary Dragons (Game 60)

S66 - SHL - First career playoff hat trick against Winnipeg Aurora (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career playoff goal against the Texas Renegades (R1G2)

S64 - SHL - First career hat trick against Toronto North Stars (Game 37)
S64 - SHL - First career goal against the Manhattan Rage (Game 15)
S63 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Captain
S62 - SMJHL - Named Carolina Kraken Alternate Captain
S60 - WJC - First career goal against Team DACH (Game 3)
S60 - SMJHL - First career playoff goal against the Quebec City Citadelles (R2G1)
S60 - SMJHL - First career goal against the Maine Timber (Game 7)

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Transactions

S61 - SHL - Signed contract with the New Orleans Specters (S61-Present)

S60 - SMJHL - Signed contract with the Carolina Kraken (S60-S63)

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The Manhattan Rage chose to freeze one of Melvin's antlers under the ice. While many people don't know he wears prosthetic antlers after he sheds, a few insiders on the team have learned this. They took one of his behemoth antlers and froze it.

Update Page || Roster Page

S61 | Melvin Majestik-Moose | Defender | 2051 TPE
Nevada Battleborn Captain and Assistant Captain
Chicago Syndicate and Assistant Captain & Co-GM
Jess's Favorite Battlebaby
S61 1st Overall
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Career Stats:
To Be Determined Probably Never

Our team decided to freeze real life Panther teeth at centre ice. We had the local museum find them naturally in the wild and give us a couple to freeze at centre ice. The Panther represents our team and we wanted them to be with us when we went on the ice.

Guy Incognito - D - #24
Texas Renegades
Season 76
0-0-0
Regular Season - [G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0]


Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1166 TPE
Name: Guy Incognito
Age: 33
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 190 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131]
S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170]
S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123]
S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119]
S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
Career|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13]
S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16]
S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16]
S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18]
S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
Career|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27]
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Team Record
S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1)
S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2)
S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1)
S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1)
S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk
S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades
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Awards & Achievements
S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy
S73: Won Alex Light Trophy
Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 1166
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Damian Littleton || D || Retired
Name: Damian Littleton
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 230 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL Regular Season Statistics
Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495]
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SHL Playoff Statistics
Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72]
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Team Record
S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals)
S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals)
S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals)
S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs)
S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
GM of the Winnipeg Jets
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Awards & Achievements
S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy
S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion
S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy
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Lance Uppercut || D || Retired
Name: Lance Uppercut
Age: 22
Height: 6'2"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54]
Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842]
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SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics
S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19]
Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144]
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Team Record
S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals)
S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals)
S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs)
S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals)
S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
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Transactions:
Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons
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Awards & Achievements
S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy
S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
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Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired
Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein
Age: 25
Height: 6'5"
Weight: 215 lbs
Number: 44
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52]
Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2]
Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103]
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Team Record
S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals)
S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals)
S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs)
S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs)
S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs)
S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact
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Awards & Achievements
S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy
S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy
S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award
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Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired
Name: Hercules Rockefeller
Age: 27
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 195 lbs
Number: 24
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1]
S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1]
Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0]
S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0]
Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47]
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Team Record
S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final)
S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals)
S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs)
S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals)
S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs)
S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals)
S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card)
S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
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Transactions:
Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders
Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard
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Awards & Achievements
S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42)
S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy
Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze)
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Rock Strongo || C || Retired
Name: Rock Strongo
Age: 30
Height: 6'3"
Weight: 220 lbs
Number: 9
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SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8]
S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18]
S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29]
Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493]
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SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2]
S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2]
Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56]
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Team Record
S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2)
S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2)
S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1)
S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs)
S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs)
S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1)
S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1)
S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals)
S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals)
S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS)
S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals)
S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1)
S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals)
S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1)
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Transactions:
S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors
S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs
S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada
S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers
S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto
S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal
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Awards & Achievements
S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy
Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze)
Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze)
Peak TPE count: 2106
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Alex froze a little bit of borscht in one corner of the rink to start the season. No, friends, that isn't blood in the corner of the rink. Hopefully it's still tasty.

(sigs courtesy of Carpy48, BDonini, Turd Ferguson, FlappyGiraffe, and Sulovilen)

The Texas Renegades accidentally locked Noah Brusky in the freezer. Unfortunately, Brusky was forced into retirement. However, things are currently looking good for the Renegades, being up 2-0 on Chicago in the second round of the playoffs.

Wednesday Addams || 478 TPE || Vancouver Whalers || Toronto North Stars

Drafted 21st overall by the Great Falls Grizzlies

Drafted 40th overall by the Toronto North Stars

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Regular Season:
S69 | VAN | 66 GP | 8 G | 30 A | 38 P | -32 | 19:46 ATOI | 25 PIM | 196 H

S70 | VAN | 66 GP | 33 G | 36 A | 69 P | +1 | 20:29 ATOI | 20 PIM | 95 H

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Highlights:
S69 SMJHL Hits Leader

Kentaro Kikuchi || 904 TPE || Regina Elk || Texas Renegades

Drafted 55th overall by the Regina Elk

Drafted 38th overall by the Texas Renegades

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Regular Season:

S61 | REG | 66 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | -10 | 12:47 ATOI | 38 PIM | 88 H

S62 | REG | 66 GP | 18 G | 25 A | 43 P | -24 | 16:35 ATOI | 37 PIM | 74 H

S63 | REG | 66 GP | 29 G | 29 A | 58 P | +2 | 19:57 ATOI | 28 PIM | 106 H

S64 | TEX | 66 GP | 22 G | 28 A | 50 P | +12 | 18:56 ATOI | 14 PIM | 91 H

S65 | TEX | 66 GP | 25 G | 20 A | 45 P | -25 | 20:19 ATOI | 18 PIM | 98 H

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Playoffs:

S61 | REG | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | 0 | 14:00 ATOI | 0 PIM | 3 H

S63 | REG | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -3 | 18:18 ATOI | 2 PIM | 2 H

S64 | TEX | 13 GP | 3 G | 2 A | 5 P | -1 | 20:51 ATOI | 11 PIM | 15 H

S65 | TEX | 4 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -4 | 19:21 ATOI | 2 PIM | 5 H

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Highlights:

S62 SMJHL All Star

S62 WJC Bronze Medal

Robbed of S64 Jesster Nom

The panthers this season chose to freeze @slothfacekilla player Jimmy Slothface under the ice for good luck this season. That's right whoever is in a Slothface renegades jersey in Texas is just a doppelganger, the real Jimmy Slothface never left LA. And it worked, a division title!

Sig by @Ragnar

The Detroit Player push a plush Falcon into the Ice. He brought us a lot of good luck during this season. Hopefully we'll win the championship this season because of the Flacon!

In Colorado, we decided to put a Raptor claw in the ice. We felt it would bring us good energy and the Raptor spirits would be with us during every home game.

C- Lord Raiden                |          TPE: 2044      |              Baltimore Platoon

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 210

Number: 19

Birthplace: Washington DC, USA

SMJHL S54 Pick 54, 6th round - Colorado Raptors

SHL S55 Pick 20, 2nd round - Baltimore Platoon

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Career Statistics:

SHL Regular Season: 

S57 BAP| 66 GP | 12  G |  9  A | 21 P | -42 |  16 PIM |  1 PPP | FO%- 52.8% 

S58 BAP| 66 GP | 11  G | 11 A |  22 P | -36 |  44 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 63.0%

S59 BAP| 66 GP |  9  G  | 21 A | 30 P | -38 | 14 PIM | 1 PPP | 100 Hits

S60 BAP| 66 GP | 15  G | 28 A | 43 P | +13 | 20 PIM | 5 PPP | 106 Hits

S61 BAP| 66 GP | 21 G  | 40 A | 61 P | +26 | 10 PIM | 3 PPP | 140 Hits

S62 BAP| 66 GP | 20 G  | 31 A | 51 P | +47 | 20 PIM | 1 PPP | 109 Hits

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SMJHL Regular Season:

S54 COL| 50 GP |  9  G |  1  A | 10 P | -3 |  2 PIM |  2 PPP | FO%- 60.3%

S55 COL| 50 GP | 14 G | 25 A | 39 P | +10 | 18 PIM | 11 PPP | FO%- 57.0 %

S56 COL| 50 GP | 20 G | 23 A | 43 P | -5 | 56 PIM | 16 PPP | FO%- 58.2 %

 

WJC Stats:

S54 USA | 12 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | -12 | 4 PPP | 29 SOG | 26 Hits 

S55 USA | 12 GP | 2 G | 6 A | 8 P | -2 | 1 PPP | 23 SOG | 17 Hits 

S56 USA | 12 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | +6 | 6 PPP | 30 SOG | 15 Hits 

 

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Career Accomplishments  

S54 WJC Gold Medal - USA

S56 WJC Silver Medal - USA

S56 SMJHL Western Conference All-Star Team  

S56 2nd Team All-SMJHL

Awards: 

S54 COL - The Alexander Zajac Trophy  

S56 COL - The Bo Kane Trophy 

S56 COL - The Zinaida Titova Trophy 

Jumbo                      |             GM                 |              Colorado Raptors

S56 - S59 | Colorado CO-GM  

S60 - S67| Colorado GM :  321 W - 172 L - 35 OTL 

 

        

Thanks to @DELIRIVM @sköldpaddor @Merica for the Sigs

Frozen under the Calgary ice were three items: Bonk's last hair, Slappy's moustache, and ESA's first chicken Parm receipt. Clearly we got no luck from the old guard.

GoB's Writing Thread

Here in Regina, we believe the ice surface itself can be considered lucky. Everytime we win a game at home, instead of melting the ice, we simply freeze another layer of ice over top. This way we can preserve every bit of ice we've won a game on at home. This does get a little tricky for some of the fans to see the action, as the ice has gotten really thick and stacks up quite high now.

Yannick Svoboda|RW|S62|Retired

Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM

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Transactions

23rd Overall - S61 SMJHL Draft - Regina Elk

17th Overall - S62 SHL Draft - Los Angeles Panthers

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Career Statistics: SMJHL

S61: GP: 66 | G: 7 | A: 12 | P: 19 | +/-: -11 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 45 | Blocked Shots: 105

S62: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 24 | P: 32 | +/-: -35 | PIMS: 32 | Hits: 98 | Blocked Shots: 75

S63: GP: 66 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: 1 | PIMS: 16 | Hits: 100 | Blocked Shots: 96

S64: GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 37 | P: 59 | +/-: 18 | PIMS: 34 | Hits: 91 | Blocked Shots: 73

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Career Statistics: SHL

S65: GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 30 | P: 42 | +/-: 20 | PIMS: 6 | Hits: 66 | Blocked Shots: 39

S66: GP: 66 | G: 18 | A: 40 | P: 58 | +/-: 15 | PIMS: 27 | Hits: 134 | Blocked Shots: 38

S67: GP: 66 | G: 29 | A: 42 | P: 71 | +/-: -3 | PIMS: 22 | Hits: 138 | Blocked Shots: 31

S68: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 36 | P: 72 | +/-: -17 | PIMS: 28 | Hits: 159 | Blocked Shots: 40

S69: GP: 66 | G: 25 | A: 40 | P: 65 | +/-: -18 | PIMS: 30| Hits: 157 | Blocked Shots: 29

S70: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 29 | P: 64 | +/-: -53 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 182 | Blocked Shots: 47

S71: GP: 66 | G: 36 | A: 43 | P: 79 | +/-: -14 | PIMS: 44| Hits: 197 | Blocked Shots: 34

S72: GP: 66 | G: 30 | A: 46 | P: 76 | +/-: 19 | PIMS: 54| Hits: 156 | Blocked Shots: 45

S73: GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 46 | P: 80 | +/-: 0 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 126 | Blocked Shots: 32

S74: GP: 66 | G: 35 | A: 36 | P: 71 | +/-: 39 | PIMS: 40| Hits: 147 | Blocked Shots: 30

S75: GP: 66 | G: 8 | A: 31 | P: 39 | +/-: 37 | PIMS: 31| Hits: 59 | Blocked Shots: 79

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Total: GP: 726 | G: 298 | A: 419 | P: 717 | +/-: 25 | PIMS: 354| Hits: 1521 | Blocked Shots: 444

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Awards

S61: WJC Bronze medal

S63: SMJHL All-star Game

S64: SMJHL All-star Game

S64: WJC silver medal

S64: Zach Miller Trophy

S65: Challenge Cup

S66: IIHF gold medal

S68: IIHF silver medal

S72: SHL All-star Game
S73: IIHF bronze medal

S75: Challenge Cup

Emeric Gagner|RW|S77
Transactions

S76: Drafted 10th overall to Kelowna

Los Angeles Panthers Co-GM
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S65: W: 50 L: 14 OTL: 2 P: 102 | Challenge Cup
S66: W: 45 L: 17 OTL: 4 P: 94
S67: W: 38 L: 26 OTL: 2 P: 78
S68: W: 16 L: 44 OTL: 6 P: 38
S69: W: 17 L: 48 OTL: 1 P: 35
S70: W: 17 L: 41 OTL: 8 P: 42
S71: W: 30 L: 33 OTL: 3 P: 63
S72: W: 35 L: 29 OTL: 2 P: 72
S73: W: 36 L: 28 OTL: 2 P: 74
S74: W: 40 L: 22 OTL: 4 P: 84

S75: W: 46 L: 18 OTL: 2 P: 94 | Challenge Cup
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Awards
S65: Lance Uppercut Award (co-GM)
S65: Challenge Cup

S75: Challenge Cup

I like to hid a barrel of whale meat, both as a good luck charm and in the hope it starts to get really rip and smells as it is a good end of season snack

We decided as a unit to freeze Reid's old, fragile body. He may be retired, but he'll forever give us luck with us rubbing his frigid body before each game.

The Berserkers before every playoff series will randomly select one player from the team, take a picture of their feet and put it under center ice. With each series a new photo gets added so that there will be several feet pics under the ice if they reach the SMJHL finals