Dearest soon to be losers. You are really bad. I hope you are already to go down. Oh wait, you already have. Go Forge, Baltimore sucks.

Class S55

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Vancouver Whalers || 23S53 || VAN|| 0-0-0 || 20 PIM || 6 SOG || 14:45 TOIS54 || VAN|| 4-17-21 || 24 PIM ||76 SOG || 19:57 TOIS55 || VAN|| 4-15-19 || 24 PIM ||74 SOG || 20:54 TOIS56 || VAN|| 9-15-24 || 28 PIM ||144 SOG || 21:07 TOIS57 || VAN|| 15-29-44 || 18 PIM ||152 SOG || 23:05 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Winnipeg Aurora || 23S58 || MIN || 3-13-16 || 16 PIM || 102 SOG || 19:05 TOIS59 || EDM || 6-17-23 || 32 PIM || 186 SOG || 19:33 TOIS60 || EDM || 8-20-28 || 24 PIM || 137 SOG || 20:32 TOIS61 || WPG || 6-12-18 || 20 PIM || 93 SOG || 20:33 TOIS62 || WPG || 6-9-15 || 32 PIM || 93 SOG || 23:11 TOIS63 || WPG || 6-17-23 || 30 PIM || 94 SOG || 21:14 TOIS64 || WPG || 10-17-27 || 4 PIM || 121 SOG || 18:01 TOIPlayer History:Drafted 3rd Round to BUF S56Traded to Minnesota with a second rounder for a first round pickSigned with EDM 4Mx3yrTraded to SEA, Traded to WPG S61Signed with WPG IA Contract

Reincarnated- Class S71

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Anchorage Armanda || 23S70 || ANC || 3-5-8 || 14 PIM || 36 SOG || 17 GP S71 || ANC || 20-39-59 || 60 PIM || 157 SOG || 22:20 TOIS72 || ANC || 15-30-45 || 30 PIM || 163 SOG || 22:46 TOIS73 || ANC || 17-36-53 || 42 PIM || 190 SOG || 21:51 TOI

Johnny Shuffleboard || D || Philadelphia Forge || 23S74 || PHI || 11-21-32 || 24 PIM || 116 SOG || 16:50 TOIS75 || PHI || 6-24-30 || 44 PIM || 98 SOG || 17:23 TOI------------------------------------------------------------Player History:Drafted 2nd Round to PHI Pick 36

Hey SF, Did you know that when it comes to lions that the females do the hunting? Based on the roster it looks like you have some hunters, but not enough!

Listen up Winnipeg you past your prime fogies, we are going to break you into pieces come playoffs. I will personally make sure you can't golf properly all summer with the bruises you will have.

the past you have won a lot of times against us maine but do you know that at some point there is the loss so this is the season we win

Kaarlo Koivunen || RD || Yukon Malmutes || Calgary Dragons 

Name: Kaarlo Koivunen
Birthplace: Rauma, Finland
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 200 lbs
Number: 28
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Career Statistics:
SMJHL Regular Season:
S73 | 66 GP | 6 G | 30 A | 36 P | +2 | 40 PIM | 93 H
S74 | 66 GP | 6 G | 28 A | 34 P | +8 | 32 PIM | 88 H
S75 | 66 GP | 10 G | 26 A | 36 P | +26 | 32 PIM | 84 H
S76 | 66 GP | 6 G | 17 A | 23 P | -32 | 36 PIM | 117 H
SMJHL Post season:
S73 | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 16 H
S74 | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 20 H
S75 | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 1 | 0 PIM | 10 H
S76 | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -4 | 4 PIM | 13 H
SMJHL Career: 
 Regular Season: 
 264 GP | 28 G | 101 A | 129 P | +4 | 140 PIM | 382 H
 Playoffs: 
 36 GP | 3 G | 11 A | 14 P | -8 | 12 PIM | 59 H
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Drafted by yukon malmutes in the s73 SMJHL draft as the 49th pick 
Drafted by calgary dragons in the s74 SHL draft as the 36th pick

Hey, I don't know who you are or where - but I have a particular set of skills that you should be very afraid of. I can gobble a glizzy in under a second and your whole team will be so shocked they won't be able to play.

I imagine Sunrise would just spring some bizarre biological fact that could scare anyone out of their wits just for the hell of it if needed.

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Former Players: Yoshimitsu McCloud (LW, #64) -
Won a Four Star Cup once, knew ninjutsu, picture editors hated him, never tried free agency
Anton Harrier (LW, #90) -
Won WJC gold, liked skateboarding a lot, went to the finals with Manhattan, kept his seat glued in LR

Texas, we are coming for the 2nd seed. There are still games to be played and we might have the opportunity to catch y'all before the playoffs

Reed Kobo - Winger - #33
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Elijah Jones - Winger - #33 Retired
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Toivo Kosonen - Defenseman - #33 Retired
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Hey whoever. You need to stop scoring so much and let Buffalo win some games this season. Signed your worst enemy or best friend? So, yea that worked well

Dear Regina no you may not be above us in the standings. You and your piss colored ice arena belong at the very bottom until you consider getting rid of that color or hydrate yourselves. I will speak no further on this matter.

Look, I don't want to sound hurtful, but if an expansion team makes the playoffs ahead of Detroit I will eat your mascot. Not the furry suit, I will remove the human from said suit and consume them alive.

#27 Simo Jääskeläinen | D | Detroit Falcons | Edmonton Blizzard

-CAREER ACHIEVEMENTS-

S73 World Junior Championships (Bronze) - Team Finland

S74 Four Star Cup - Detroit Falcons

S74 World Junior Championships (Gold) - Team Norden

S75 World Junior Championships (Gold) - Team Norden

-AWARDS-

S74 SMJHL All-Star Team (Last Man In)

S74 Alexis Metzler Award (Nomination)

S75 Jack Cross Award (Nomination)

-CAREER STATISTICS-
SMJHL: 264 GP / 23 G / 84 A / 107 P / +36 / 338 Bl / 403 Hi

WJC: 36 GP / 1 G / 9 A / 10 P / +0 / 75 Bl / 31 Hi

-TRANSACTIONS-

S73 - Drafted by Detroit in round 1, pick #13 overall

S74 - Drafted by Minnesota in round 2, pick #27 overall

S75 - Traded from Minnesota to Edmonton

Colorado? What do you even have to do there? I guess you could climb the Rocky Mountains. I googled bad things about Colorado, and it says you have dry air. Couldn't be me, my air is moisturized.

Crab Cakes and Old bay seasoning are the worst foods to ever be created, yeah, it was said. And what kind of shape even is Maryland, Y'all really needed that farmland out near West Virginia and Eastern PA?

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Igor Victory | LD | PHI | Tampere, Finland
Number: 11
Height: 6'4"
Weight: 228#
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Notables:
Drafted 48th by ANC in S54 SMJHL draft
S54 HoF Ceremony Host
S55 HoF Ceremony Host
Drafted 12th OA by TBB in S55 SHL draft
S55 Finland WJC GM - Bronze
S56 Finland WJC Co-GM
S56 SMJHL Intern
S57-S60- Anchorage Armada Co-GM
S57 4 Star Champion
S57 WJC Finland GM - Gold Medal
S60 Signed FA Contract with Philadelphia Forge
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SHL Stats:
S58 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A:11 P:14 +/-:-12 PIM:4 H:63 SB:121 TOI:18:18
S59 - TBB: GP:66 G:3 A: 17 P:20 +/-:-11 PIM: 15 H:66 SB:115 TOI:18:39
S60 - PHI: GP: 66 G:11 A:24 P:35 +/-:18 PIM: 28 H:85 SB:104 TOI:19:26
S61 - PHI:

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SMJHL stats: All games played with ANC

S54- GP:50 G:4 A:7 P:11 +/-:-1 PIM:28 H:51 SB:30 DGR: 63 TOI: 18:20

S55- GP:50 G:5 A:7 P:12: +/-:7 PIM:4 H:59 SB:68 DGR:71 TOI:17:39

S56- GP:50 G:4 A:22 P:26 +/-:-4 PIM:15 H:60 SB:30 DGR: 75 TOI:20:42

S57- GP:55 G:13 A:20 P:33 +/-:39 PIM:29 H:116 SB:108 DGR:84 TOI:20:34

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SMJHL playoff stats

S54- GP:7 G:1 A:1 P:2 +/-:-2 PIM:9 H:9 SB:10 DGR:72 TOI:19:38

S55- GP:7 G:0 A:5 P:5 +/-: -3 PIM:2 H:14 SB:10 DGR:63 TOI:17:20

S56- GP:16 G:5 A:5 P:10 +/-:-1 PIM:2 H:19 SB:11 DGR:76 TOI:21:11

S57- GP: 16 G:2 A:3 P:5 +/-:8 PIM:10 H:21 SB:10 TOI:20:34

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International Representations

S54 WJC FIN - Bronze
S55 WJC FIN - Bronze
S56 WJC FIN
S57 WJC FIN - GOLD
S57 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN
S58 IIHF FIN

Hey New England is that your actual point total or did your your mom dock your weekly TPE allowance?

Best of luck in your low dominance season.

*Mic drop*

Tibuk Soonika - G - Tampa Bay Barracuda| Portal Page


Tibuk Soonika Career Stats
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Tibuk Soonika SMJHL Career S69 (nice) to S72
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S69 KEL | 29 GP | 1753 MP | 15 W| 11 L | 3 OTL | 722 SHA | 644 SAV | 78 GA | 2.67 GAA | 4 SO | 0.892 SAV% | 67 GR
S69 Playoffs | 2 GP | 121 MP | 1 W| 0 L | 1 OTL | 49 SHA | 45 SAV | 4 GA | 1.98 GAA | 0 SO | 0.918 SAV% | 74 GR
S70 KEL | 32 GP | 1928 MP | 13 W| 14 L | 5 OTL | 843 SHA | 757 SAV | 86 GA | 2.68 GAA | 2 SO | 0.898 SAV% | 69 GR
S70 Playoffs | 7 GP | 417 MP | 3 W| 4 L | 0 OTL | 210 SHA | 191 SAV | 19 GA | 2.73 GAA | 1 SO | 0.910 SAV% | 74 GR
##AWARD## S70 Matt Lewis-Flood Trophy
S71 KEL | 42 GP | 2329 MP | 11 W| 24 L | 4 OTL | 1484 SHA | 1310 SAV | 174 GA | 4.48 GAA | 0 SO | 0.883 SAV% | 68 GR
S71 Playoffs | 0 GP |
S72 KEL | 41 GP | 2302 MP | 11 W| 27 L | 2 OTL | 1487 SHA | 1307 SAV | 180 GA | 4.69 GAA | 0 SO | 0.879 SAV% | 67 GR
S72 Playoffs | 0 GP |
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Tibuk Soonika SHL Career S73 to ???
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S73 TBB | 59 GP | 3211MP | 22 W| 31 L | 1 OTL | 2250 SHA | 2013 SAV | 237 GA | 4.43 GAA | 2 SO | 0.895 SAV% | 73GR
S73 Playoffs | 5 GP | 227 MP | 1 W| 4 L | 0 OTL | 188 SHA | 161 SAV | 27 GA | 7.12 GAA | 0 SO | 0.856 SAV% | 56 GR

Them Panthers better watch out. The Pride (of Lions) is going to hunt you down and DEFEAT YOU. May the best team get the cup (itll be us)

LA *Panthers*? More like LA *Can't Hears* you, because we have so many more games played it's like we're already in the future and sound doesn't travel through spacetime like that.

Sig courtesy @sulovilen

[S68] Marton Diehm || C/LW || Stuttgart, DEU

Outwit || Outplay || Outlast

S74 - inaugural TEX Buckaroo Award

S70 - final Vyacheslav Onoprienko Award

S68 - Drafted 24OA by the Texas Renegades
S67 - Drafted 25OA by the Carolina Kraken