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Simulation Hockey League Player Development SHL Player Progression PT Archive S76 mPT #4: :kermitknife:

S76 mPT #4: :kermitknife: Due: Sunday, May 5th @ 11:59 PM PST
Offline puolivalmiste
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#1
04-29-2024, 03:00 AM

Write a threatening message to the team that’s your closest competitor in the playoff race right now.
Your task is to intimidate or confuse the team that’s nearest to you in standings points or is otherwise your biggest threat in the race.
25 words minimum!
You will receive 1 TPE for fulfilling all requirements.
This PT will close Sunday, May 5th at 11:59pm PST. Posts submitted/edited after the deadline will receive 0 tpe.
If you have any questions/concerns, please PM me. Tasks with malicious intent will not be graded.
Graders reserve the right to determine what is malicious. You will not be warned.
This PT is for SHL players and send downs only; it is not for SMJHL Rookies. If your player is S77 or S78, this is not for you.

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Offline cake307
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#2
04-29-2024, 03:34 AM

Hey, Kelowna, if you don't start winning a bunch more games to finish above us so we have a better shot at first overall in the draft, you're going to find that you can't find Kelowna on a map anymore, because it will have been erased from all of them!

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Offline puolivalmiste
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#3
04-29-2024, 03:44 AM

You all Buffalo folks should stop trying fpr rest of the season as it will be lot more embarassing to lose the playoffs series when you have the home advantage

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Offline RashfordU
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Winnipeg Aurora

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Player: Mikko Rashford

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#4
04-29-2024, 06:03 AM

Dear closest team, uh, you are definitely going down (or something).  I’m not very good at this threatening stuff.  So, yeah, watch out.  Something is going to happen to someone or something

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Offline Whikadoodle
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#5
04-29-2024, 06:35 AM

Hey [whoever is closest to us in the standings]. You uhhhhh suck. You suck! You're the worst! You suuuuuuuuuuck. Hey, good hockey called, they said they've never met you! Hahaha! Roasted! How are you going to recover from that burn! I don't know!
Offline NUCK
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#6
04-29-2024, 06:39 AM

Maine's got this, you can all stop trying now because the Timber will be your champions whether you like it or not. Start planning our parade already!

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Offline dankoa
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#7
04-29-2024, 06:47 AM

I suppose that the closest team to us in the playoff race is the Chicago Syndicate given that they are one place above us in the standings, so what I would say in terms of trash talk is that I don't much care for deep dish pizza or the weather in your city

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Offline By-Tor
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#8
04-29-2024, 07:43 AM

Seems like we knew we would always be the two to tango in the playoffs, NOLA, so here's to our dance-off next week. Break a leg :evilgers:

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Offline WildfireMicro
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#9
04-29-2024, 07:53 AM

Hey San Francisco Pride, you think I'm afraid of some cats? We are the number 1 seed right now and we don't feel like giving it up, so prepare for all the water guns and cross checks in the world for you scaredy cats!

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Offline Rabidsponge21
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#10
04-29-2024, 07:58 AM

Hey Seattle - just think - you have been rebuilding longer than Montreal and we are likely going to finish ours before yours is even gaining any steam. Maybe want to patch the holes in that boat cause you are sinking.

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Offline Pyro182
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#11
04-29-2024, 08:08 AM

Dear Hamilton Steelhawks,

Back in the S72 Draft you passed on me and chose one Zedward Zilliams at 2oa, you guys didnt even bother scouting me. For this terrible transgression I sentence you to the same fate I sentence Betzee Nickelback's Manhattan Rage. Annihilation on all fronts, I will burn your crops and salt your fields, may your cup drought last forever.

Kind Regards,
Pyro 182

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Offline Kimar
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#12
04-29-2024, 08:08 AM

Hey Vancouver! Your team is stupid and dumb! Your Jerseys are trash! Whales are dumb animals unlike the majestic Malamute. I hope you lose! Yukon on top!

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Offline st4rface
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#13
04-29-2024, 08:10 AM

We will probably lose, but imagine if we win. That would be pathetic of our opponents, since all of our results are based on two players and we were so close to the last place in an entire league this season. Threatening!

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Offline Fluw
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#14
04-29-2024, 08:33 AM

Everyone that isn't Toronto in the division smells, and needs to lose more games so that I can pad my rookie stats, we will make the playoffs regardless I'm sure of it! Famous last words I KNOW.

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Offline TheOPSquid
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#15
04-29-2024, 08:50 AM

Yo Ottawa, if you keep on keeping on, I am going to send a slapshot into your empty net at the end of the game to antagonize you then celebrate in your face.

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